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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 2:04:24 GMT
What would be the worst possible gift that you could receive from a significant other besides none at all?
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Post by Lorn on Feb 11, 2017 2:10:23 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 2:10:27 GMT
"Honey, I'm sorry but I lied when I told you I got a vasectomy. You're probably pregnant."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 2:13:10 GMT
"Oh, by the way, I have the aids and I probably gave you some last Valentines Day. Sorry about that."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 2:13:27 GMT
Inappropriate desperation
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Post by Ravenous Bear on Feb 11, 2017 2:25:10 GMT
A bullet to my head.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 2:27:38 GMT
Dear Sweet Valentine
For this Valentines Day I have procured the head of your now ex lover. Its in the carefully wrapped box on the nightstand next to our bed. He died quickly, if you must know. Don't try looking for your cell phone, I took that away and no one can you hear you scream form here so don't strain your pretty little voice. Happy Valentines Day in your new home.
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Post by Melra on Feb 11, 2017 2:28:11 GMT
Most of the things people seemingly give for Valentine's day in the US basically. We don't celebrate it where I am from for most part. I don't like the idea of the day either, prefer to spread the luuv across the span of a year, not just focus on making one day/evening grand.
So basically anything you'd give, because it's Valentine's day, that one would for some reason perceive to be bit out of place on the days before or days after.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 2:34:38 GMT
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Post by Cyonan on Feb 11, 2017 2:47:20 GMT
I wouldn't say it's the worst but if I got flowers I would look at the person like "Have you met me?". Then again I'm also a guy so we typically don't get flowers. On the other hand if those flowers were made out of beef jerky...  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 2:55:21 GMT
Inappropriate desperation Yes, there is a story. No, I'm not getting into it. Please do  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 2:59:19 GMT
I wouldn't say it's the worst but if I got flowers I would look at the person like "Have you met me?". Then again I'm also a guy so we typically don't get flowers. On the other hand if those flowers were made out of beef jerky... And I raise you  Bacon roses with jack. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 3:00:17 GMT
Inappropriate desperation Yes, there is a story. No, I'm not getting into it. Please do  nuh uh It's too close and she reads this site. It's more funny than embarrassing but it's still pretty embarrassing for all involved. |
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Post by DragonRacer on Feb 11, 2017 3:00:25 GMT
I wouldn't say it's the worst but if I got flowers I would look at the person like "Have you met me?". Then again I'm also a guy so we typically don't get flowers. On the other hand if those flowers were made out of beef jerky... And I raise you Bacon roses with jack. And Johnnie Walker. We have a winner. |
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Post by Cyonan on Feb 11, 2017 3:04:42 GMT
I wouldn't say it's the worst but if I got flowers I would look at the person like "Have you met me?". Then again I'm also a guy so we typically don't get flowers. On the other hand if those flowers were made out of beef jerky... And I raise you Bacon roses with jack. Bacon roses with alcohol is all I ever need. |
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 11, 2017 3:16:53 GMT
What would be the worst possible gift that you could receive from a significant other besides none at all? A bullet. |
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Post by mybudgee on Feb 11, 2017 3:36:53 GMT
What would be the worst possible gift that you could receive from a significant other besides none at all? A bullet. LoL Thanks for the laugh beetle. This is worst piece of shit holiday ever. Worse than Christmas even |
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 11, 2017 3:50:48 GMT
LoL Thanks for the laugh beetle. This is worst piece of shit holiday ever. Worse than Christmas even Well at least it is a holiday.  It can't be any worse than the soul crushing mind numbing office work I have to endure nearly every single day. Even terrible holidays make me a little happy. |
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Post by fiannawolf on Feb 11, 2017 3:59:54 GMT
What would be the worst possible gift that you could receive from a significant other besides none at all? This:   ![]() And alien resurrection is blarg also. |
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 11, 2017 4:07:10 GMT
What would be the worst possible gift that you could receive from a significant other besides none at all? This: ![]() And alien resurrection is blarg also. I'm an diehard Alien fan but I have to say, I like Alien 3. Its not as good as Alien 1 and sure as hell not as fantastic as Aliens, but the directors cut is not bad. The setting and atmosphere is really good, the acting is good, the animations and the dog Alien have aged really well, the soundtrack is superb.... its a good film. Now if we talk about resurrection and Prometheus though....dear god....  |
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Post by mybudgee on Feb 11, 2017 4:08:13 GMT
LoL Thanks for the laugh beetle. This is worst piece of shit holiday ever. Worse than Christmas even Well at least it is a holiday. It can't be any worse than the soul crushing mind numbing office work I have to endure nearly every single day. Even terrible holidays make me a little happy. Sorry dude. It's times like this I'm grateful to be a Chef. No I don't really get paid that well, no I don't get weekends or holidays off, no I don't always get 90 minute lunch breaks. But at least I enjoy the camaraderie with my co-workers, the adrenaline rush of a challenging career & all the incredible cuisine I get to taste  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 4:09:26 GMT
I wouldn't say it's the worst but if I got flowers I would look at the person like "Have you met me?". Then again I'm also a guy so we typically don't get flowers. On the other hand if those flowers were made out of beef jerky... And I raise you Bacon roses with jack. You know, at first I was like "ah, bacon's a gimmick" then I saw the Jack and had to give the nod. Fuck yeah. Worst Valentine's Day present I got? Slipping on ice last year and fracturing a bone in my foot which still pinches a muscle or two to this day. I still think she was secretly mad I opted to see Deadpool instead of going to a cheesy resteraunt we'd been to multiple times.  ...what?  |
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Post by Cyonan on Feb 11, 2017 4:09:43 GMT
What would be the worst possible gift that you could receive from a significant other besides none at all? I'm pretty sure that making somebody play this game is actually against the Geneva Conventions. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2017 4:10:26 GMT
What would be the worst possible gift that you could receive from a significant other besides none at all? This: ![]() And alien resurrection is blarg also. Lol possibly on to something  Prostate simulator 2017 |
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Post by DomeWing333 on Feb 11, 2017 5:32:33 GMT
For women: Diet pills.
For men: Penis enlargement pills?
Basically, the gift of insecurity.
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