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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2017 8:29:29 GMT
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 13, 2017 8:48:41 GMT
But I can have sex AND play computer games at the same time.  BS! You are a man and everybody knows that men can't multitask. PAH! I can multi task my hands, my dick, my lips and my tongue at the same time, what more do you want!  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2017 11:15:35 GMT
Yeah me and my partner don't really go for the whole valentines day thing , its great for first time lovers but we've been together for 5 years now and we pretty much do nice things for each other all year round instead of feeling the need to do it just for this "one day" so to speak - I mean am the guy who bought my love KFC popcorn chicken on our first date and I've never looked back - saying that , my worst gift I got her was 2 pies. However it made for a tastey dinner...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2017 12:42:59 GMT
What about a  gift on valentine's day.  |
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 13, 2017 12:48:24 GMT
Once upon a time forever ago, my appendix burst on Valentine's day. I was a senior in high school and had asked my crush to go with me to the girls choice formal that weekend. I called him and in my morphine-stupor asked if we could go to another dance together, senior ball (which was 3 months away.) He said of course.
He didn't visit me in the hospital, I was there for 2 weeks. Some other girl snatched him for the formal the very day I had my surgery.
So, while not exactly a "present..." boys, if your girl's appendix bursts on Valentine's day.....go see her!
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 13, 2017 12:58:57 GMT
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Post by OneWomanArmy on Feb 13, 2017 13:09:00 GMT
Once upon a time forever ago, my appendix burst on Valentine's day. I was a senior in high school and had asked my crush to go with me to the girls choice formal that weekend. I called him and in my morphine-stupor asked if we could go to another dance together, senior ball (which was 3 months away.) He said of course. He didn't visit me in the hospital, I was there for 2 weeks. Some other girl snatched him for the formal the very day I had my surgery. So, while not exactly a "present..." boys, if your girl's appendix bursts on Valentine's day.....go see her! Yup, agree with beetle there, what an asshole. Good thing you're not with him and he showed his true colors before anything more serious happened between you guys, a guy like that doesn't deserve a good person like you  |
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Post by LightningPoodle on Feb 13, 2017 14:04:36 GMT
Once upon a time forever ago, my appendix burst on Valentine's day. I was a senior in high school and had asked my crush to go with me to the girls choice formal that weekend. I called him and in my morphine-stupor asked if we could go to another dance together, senior ball (which was 3 months away.) He said of course. He didn't visit me in the hospital, I was there for 2 weeks. Some other girl snatched him for the formal the very day I had my surgery. So, while not exactly a "present..." boys, if your girl's appendix bursts on Valentine's day.....go see her! Did you go to the senior ball with him? |
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 13, 2017 14:42:01 GMT
Once upon a time forever ago, my appendix burst on Valentine's day. I was a senior in high school and had asked my crush to go with me to the girls choice formal that weekend. I called him and in my morphine-stupor asked if we could go to another dance together, senior ball (which was 3 months away.) He said of course. He didn't visit me in the hospital, I was there for 2 weeks. Some other girl snatched him for the formal the very day I had my surgery. So, while not exactly a "present..." boys, if your girl's appendix bursts on Valentine's day.....go see her! Did you go to the senior ball with him? I did. I was too young and dumb to realize how jerky it was that he didn't visit me in the hospital. Also I was afraid of not getting a date with anyone else. Lesson learned! |
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Post by LightningPoodle on Feb 13, 2017 14:48:29 GMT
Did you go to the senior ball with him? I did. I was too young and dumb to realize how jerky it was that he didn't visit me in the hospital. Also I was afraid of not getting a date with anyone else. Lesson learned! What is the senior ball? Is that like, prom?  You didn't sleep with him, did you?! (Don't have to answer.) |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2017 15:06:49 GMT
BS! You are a man and everybody knows that men can't multitask. PAH! I can multi task my hands, my dick, my lips and my tongue at the same time, what more do you want! So does that mean that you eat and jerk at the same time? Well, what ever makes your clock tick... |
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 13, 2017 15:14:16 GMT
PAH! I can multi task my hands, my dick, my lips and my tongue at the same time, what more do you want! So does that mean that you eat and jerk at the same time? Well, what ever makes your clock tick... If you knew my cooking skills you would understand. |
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Post by Obliviousmiss on Feb 13, 2017 15:34:53 GMT
I did. I was too young and dumb to realize how jerky it was that he didn't visit me in the hospital. Also I was afraid of not getting a date with anyone else. Lesson learned! What is the senior ball? Is that like, prom? You didn't sleep with him, did you?! (Don't have to answer.) Yes it's like prom! Lol. No, I didn't. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2017 15:57:38 GMT
Even better, get her a dildo. It will save you lot of time and energy and you can concentrate on more important things like video games instead!
I thought this thread was for bad valentines day gift ideas 
Ahem
To be honest... without going too silly I cant really think of a gift that I wouldnt be happy with... id be happy without a gift to be honest which might be weird but eh... it makes me happier to give gifts than to be given them... but there are more important things than gifts imo
Though, when it comes to flowers like... id prefer to be given the whole like plant instead of just the flowers, because its nicer
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 13, 2017 18:14:11 GMT
Even better, get her a dildo. It will save you lot of time and energy and you can concentrate on more important things like video games instead!
To be honest... without going too silly I cant really think of a gift that I wouldnt be happy with... id be happy without a gift to be honest which might be weird but eh... How about my infamous chili as Valentine's day gift? I like to cook chili so hot it could be used as paint stripper or drain cleaner and I recommend consulting a doctor before you try to eat it.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2017 18:38:46 GMT
To be honest... without going too silly I cant really think of a gift that I wouldnt be happy with... id be happy without a gift to be honest which might be weird but eh... How about my infamous chili as Valentine's day gift? I like to cook chili so hot it could be used as paint stripper or drain cleaner and I recommend consulting a doctor before you try to eat it.
Is it vegetarian??? 
I actually dont really like spicy food haha, but if it was a gift Id eat it So long as it was vegetarian anyway
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Feb 13, 2017 19:07:22 GMT
How about my infamous chili as Valentine's day gift? I like to cook chili so hot it could be used as paint stripper or drain cleaner and I recommend consulting a doctor before you try to eat it.
Is it vegetarian???
I actually dont really like spicy food haha, but if it was a gift Id eat it So long as it was vegetarian anyway
One of the variants is vegetarian, its potatoes with tomato sauce, onions, kidney beans, indian corn, paprika, a bunch of herbs and self grown Morgua Scorpion chilis. I think you'd like it. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2017 19:39:50 GMT
Is it vegetarian???
I actually dont really like spicy food haha, but if it was a gift Id eat it So long as it was vegetarian anyway
One of the variants is vegetarian, its potatoes with tomato sauce, onions, kidney beans, indian corn, paprika, a bunch of herbs and self grown Morgua Scorpion chilis. I think you'd like it.
Id definitely try it liking it mayyybbeee not, but id try it
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 7:10:04 GMT
Happy Valentine's day everybody! Here's a plush toy and a cheap mug with a heart for everyone, just to show you how much I care! Pick the mug that suits you!   |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 7:16:30 GMT
Happy Valentine's day everybody! Here's a plush toy and a cheap mug with a heart for everyone, just to show you how much I care! Pick the mug that suits you! Give me plushy!  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 7:24:23 GMT
Happy Valentines Day everyone! I'll just be here sitting, alone, all day, hating all of you happy couples.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2017 7:32:26 GMT
Happy Valentine's day everybody! Here's a plush toy and a cheap mug with a heart for everyone, just to show you how much I care! Pick the mug that suits you! Best plushie ever!   |
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Post by Primordial Walker on Feb 14, 2017 7:58:10 GMT
A box of donuts and a gym membership. :^)
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