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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2017 15:58:12 GMT
Hey, I've seen this kind of father - daughter confrontation before, and it doesn't end well. Could the dialogue unfold like this, maybe? Alec: Sara, what do you mean I can't keep my 100 N7s with me; I thought we had an agreement. Sara: Why do you need so many rowdy men around anyway? They cause all kinds of chaos around the Ark. Alec: I ... I gave you my Pathfinder status! Sara: Yeah, and that was then. It's different now. You're a weak old man, dad; so start acting like that. Alec: Why ... you ... you FIEND! I'll go stay with your brother, then. Sara: Here he comes. Wassup, bro? Scott: What seems to be the problem? Sara: Dad here wants to keep his 100 rowdy N7s, I don't; he says he'll move to your section otherwise. Scott: What? Come on, dad, cut the crap; we've work to do here. You and your slithering Salarian Fool here; are you aware that you're becoming a nuisance? Alec: You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need! You see me here, you gods, a poor old man, As full of grief as age: wretched in both! If it be you that stir these siblings' hearts Against their father, fool me not so much To bear it tamely; touch me with +2 stamina, And let not biotic blasts, eezo bursts, Stain my oily cheeks! No, you unnatural cyborgs, I will have such revenges on you both, That all the galaxy shall--I will do such things,-- What they are, yet I know not; but they shall be The terrors of Andromeda. You think I'll weep No, I'll not weep: I have full cause of weeping; but this heart Shall break into a hundred thousand flaws, Or ere I'll weep. O fool, I shall go mad! Kallo: Nuncle, nuncle wait! There's an ion storm outside, where are you going?
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Post by Reznore on Feb 23, 2017 16:07:16 GMT
SPOILERS /SPOILERS For the Start of the Game , actually there's not a lot of spoilers just me ranting a lot It seems some people saw the intro cinematics (when they arrive on the Goldne World that was not golden at all it turns out and also Keks!), and DaRyder was like Shepard, RAmboSpaceJesus style. Words on the street is Not!Gamlen is a badass. It seems he also do the tutorial mission with one of the PcRyder, so...let me put on my theory monocle , DadBadassRdyder is going to teach you about life , the beards and the bees , and how to shoot aliens ...will tell you "Listen I do not trust Cora " with some crazy eye action going on (it might be he is crazy or the animation going wonky, we'll never know) anyway DadRyder is going to go on his own , he's going to pathfind his own way into finding dat truth ...and by this I mean why the Golden World is a s***hole, and the Arks are falling apart and there's an uprising on the NExus. Something fishy is going on , son/daughter.
Oh and there was no mention of dead Dad Ryder. And Yes I got carried away.
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Post by hammerstorm on Feb 23, 2017 17:05:41 GMT
Do you have any point or is this just a joke thread? If it is a joke thread, maybe it is wrong time to do that, you know, with all the spoilers and stuff that is coming out? On topic, there is nothing that makes that even close to logical.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2017 17:35:56 GMT
Do you have any point or is this just a joke thread? If it is a joke thread, maybe it is wrong time to do that, you know, with all the spoilers and stuff that is coming out? 'Tis a joke thread, a King Lear parody; I couldn't contain myself after I saw that picture of father & daughter, and then remembered that Alec lets the two siblings have his Pathfinder status.
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Post by stysiaq on Feb 23, 2017 17:46:42 GMT
Do you have any point or is this just a joke thread? If it is a joke thread, maybe it is wrong time to do that, you know, with all the spoilers and stuff that is coming out? 'Tis a joke thread, a King Lear parody; I couldn't contain myself after I saw that picture of father & daughter, and then remembered that Alec lets the two siblings have his Pathfinder status. you have a lot of faith in humanity making King Lear references and expecting an internet forum to get them.
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Post by Trilobite Derby on Feb 23, 2017 17:48:55 GMT
'Tis a joke thread, a King Lear parody; I couldn't contain myself after I saw that picture of father & daughter, and then remembered that Alec lets the two siblings have his Pathfinder status. you have a lot of faith in humanity making King Lear references and expecting an internet forum to get them. I got it. But it took me a second to realize it was really happening, and then I went "EEEEE" like an idiot.
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Post by KaiserShep on Feb 23, 2017 17:51:30 GMT
I dub thee canon.
heh, slithering salarian fool.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2017 17:54:41 GMT
'Tis a joke thread, a King Lear parody; I couldn't contain myself after I saw that picture of father & daughter, and then remembered that Alec lets the two siblings have his Pathfinder status. you have a lot of faith in humanity making King Lear references and expecting an internet forum to get them. During the days of the M3 Ending Fallout, I wrote parodies of bits from 2 Henry IV, and Hamlet, and lots of people knew exactly what they were. This one is pretty weak; the earlier ones were better. And it depends on the forum, really; I think RPG fans tend to be a literate bunch anyhow.
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Post by stysiaq on Feb 23, 2017 17:56:31 GMT
you have a lot of faith in humanity making King Lear references and expecting an internet forum to get them. During the days of the M3 Ending Fallout, I wrote parodies of bits from 2 Henry IV, and Hamlet, and lots of people knew exactly what they were. This one is pretty weak; the earlier ones were better. And it depends on the forum, really; I think RPG fans tend to be a literate bunch anyhow. Well, I admit that I read a lot of Shakespear (Coriolanus is my favorite) but I probably wouldn't get them since most of them I read once and not in the original language.
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Post by hammerstorm on Feb 23, 2017 18:01:03 GMT
'Tis a joke thread, a King Lear parody; I couldn't contain myself after I saw that picture of father & daughter, and then remembered that Alec lets the two siblings have his Pathfinder status. you have a lot of faith in humanity making King Lear references and expecting an internet forum to get them. I got the reference, I was just wondering if he was seriously thinking that was going to happened. the is so much info that is going around right now, that a "Spoiler" tag must be taken serious. For not talking about all the people that have really strange ideas about the game.
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Post by stysiaq on Feb 23, 2017 18:02:49 GMT
you have a lot of faith in humanity making King Lear references and expecting an internet forum to get them. I got the reference, I was just wondering if he was seriously thinking that was going to happened. the is so much info that is going around right now, that a "Spoiler" tag must be taken serious. For not talking about all the people that have really strange ideas about the game. yeah, now's probably not the time
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