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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 18:16:15 GMT
Turkish comics from the '90s; translations below:  Translation (top to bottom, left to right) Row 1 1. [Labor room in a hospital] 3. Doctor: OK, push a little more; I see the head ... coming out ... yes 4. Doctor: What the ... what the f*ck is this?! / Nurse: [fearful] Row 2 1. Woman: Take his food to that thing / Man: What? Is it my turn again? [reading sports news] 4. Voice in the dark: Dad... / Man: Don't call me dad! I brought your food, now stuff your face. Row 3 1. Man: He's escaping! 2. Man: Let's not call the police; maybe it's better this way. / Woman: Yes 3. Man sitting in cafe: My god! This ... one more! 4. Man: Hey, buddy, stop; let's talk! Row 4 1. Man on the left: So there are others like me ... you're not kidding are you? / Man: What did you think? You're a team. The pay is good. Come. 2. Man: [calls woman's name] I have a surprise for you! 3. Man: I found the missing piece for the shower curtain, my love. / Woman: OK, good, bring him in ... put him on the iron bar |
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Post by GannayevOfDreams on Mar 13, 2017 18:22:10 GMT
Turkish comics from the '90s; translations below: Translation (top to bottom, left to right) Row 1 1. [Labor room in a hospital] 3. Doctor: OK, push a little more; I see the head ... coming out ... yes 4. Doctor: What the ... what the f*ck is this?! / Nurse: [fearful] Row 2 1. Woman: Take his food to that thing / Man: What? Is it my turn again? [reading sports news] 4. Voice in the dark: Dad... / Man: Don't call me dad! I brought your food, now stuff your face. Row 3 1. Man: He's escaping! 2. Man: Let's not call the police; maybe it's better this way. / Woman: Yes 3. Man sitting in cafe: My god! This ... one more! 4. Man: Hey, buddy, stop; let's talk! Row 4 1. Man on the left: So there are others like me ... you're not kidding are you? / Man: What did you think? You're a team. The pay is good. Come. 2. Man: [calls woman's name] I have a surprise for you! 3. Man: I found the missing piece for the shower curtain, my love. / Woman: OK, good, bring him in ... put him on the iron bar Uh... I'm gonna go ahead and file that one under "not likely". |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 18:26:02 GMT
Uh... I'm gonna go ahead and file that one under "not likely".  :amirite:  What do you mean, 'not likely'? It has to be this, can't you see? :amirite: |
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Post by GannayevOfDreams on Mar 13, 2017 18:28:41 GMT
Well... I can see that humor doesn't translate. The comic is more disturbing than... comical.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 18:35:32 GMT
Well... I can see that humor doesn't translate. The comic is more disturbing than... comical. You should have seen his story about the Starbucks store that grows inside a man's ass. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 18:40:03 GMT
Can I do this to him at the end of the game?  |
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Post by stysiaq on Mar 13, 2017 19:40:03 GMT
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Post by dutchsghost7 on Mar 13, 2017 19:47:00 GMT
>turk
theyre currently chimping out in the netherlands about nationalistic things....while in the netherlands.......................
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 19:47:12 GMT
No, this is: No, that's the inspiration behind The Witcher 3's Griffins. Tsk tsk tsk. Why, oh why do people hate BioWare so much? You like The Witcher? OK, go play The effin' Witcher. Don't come to BSN to vomit your toxicity all over the place. OK, we get it, The Witcher 3 is a good game; just what more do you want? You want BioWare to close shop? Well guess what, being a Witcher fanboy on BSN forums won't make BioWare go bankrupt. You want to sabotage the game? You really do? OK I'm running out of stupid things to write here, and I really should go back to my work now, so bye. |
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Post by Deana on Mar 13, 2017 19:50:11 GMT
I don't understand things.
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Post by squidney2k1 on Mar 13, 2017 19:54:44 GMT
Eh, that's a serious stretch.
And by serious, that's like saying "kidnappings" were the inspiration behind the creation of Duct Tape.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 19:57:26 GMT
Eh, that's a serious stretch. And by serious, that's like saying "kidnappings" were the inspiration behind the creation of Duct Tape. Stranger things have happened. Diarrhea from gas station sushi was the inspiration behind the racing wheel. |
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Post by Arcian on Mar 13, 2017 20:23:45 GMT
>turk theyre currently chimping out in the netherlands about nationalistic things....while in the netherlands....................... The REMOVE KEBAB crowd must have a fucking field day. |
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Post by stysiaq on Mar 13, 2017 20:41:10 GMT
No, this is: No, that's the inspiration behind The Witcher 3's Griffins. Tsk tsk tsk. Why, oh why do people hate BioWare so much? You like The Witcher? OK, go play The effin' Witcher. Don't come to BSN to vomit your toxicity all over the place. OK, we get it, The Witcher 3 is a good game; just what more do you want? You want BioWare to close shop? Well guess what, being a Witcher fanboy on BSN forums won't make BioWare go bankrupt. You want to sabotage the game? You really do? OK I'm running out of stupid things to write here, and I really should go back to my work now, so bye. I literally never mentioned Witcher 3 on this site. I just think Archont looks like a gray furby. He's kind of cute and not intimidating at all. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 20:46:55 GMT
I literally never mentioned Witcher 3 on this site. I just think Archont looks like a gray furby. He's kind of cute and not intimidating at all. You just did, and that's enough for me, mister. Hint: I've been trolling this whole thread through, and the fact that people would consider writing serious responses is really baffling to me. All I wanted to show was a silly old cartoon about a guy with a ring on top of his skull, just like our new friend Archon, for some laughs. |
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Post by stysiaq on Mar 13, 2017 20:50:16 GMT
You just did, and that's enough for me, mister. Hint: I've been trolling this whole thread through, and the fact that people would consider writing serious responses is really baffling to me. All I wanted to show was a silly old cartoon about a guy with a ring on top of his skull, just like our new friend Archon, for some laughs. Damn, I didn't check you're the OP. You got me there, I was confused because I never noticed you being angry around here. |
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I'm sensing a good lock down coming..
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 21:01:48 GMT
Now imagine if he had the ring on his balls.
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Post by Link"Guess"ski on Mar 14, 2017 0:58:16 GMT
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