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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Mar 16, 2017 2:43:16 GMT

We all know the Tempest is an interstellar bang bus. No doubts about that.

But with all these concerns about the LGBT brigade and the ladies, will there be enough left over for straight (potentially white) dudes?

In all seriousness, we don't like sharing, as that would devalue the whole thing. I don't want to share my noncommittal relationship bang buddies with any other bunch. And I want a broad selection (pun intended!), otherwise, what's the point? I should have more options than anyone else because.. because. Because because because and that is reason enough.

Will ME:A provide the juvenile wish fulfillment I deserve?

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Post by malgus on Mar 16, 2017 3:13:36 GMT

No here is what matters :

Sheppard needed a harem to assure his legacy, so Scott ryder will need his own

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Post by amehzing on Mar 16, 2017 3:30:57 GMT

I mean it's not a problem. If a character is bi it's fine.

I'm so glad that not everyone is bi because it's boring and breaks immersion, but also I don't root for much of the audience to lose their chance with someone.

Bioware is weird about that. 2/7 people are straight instead of 8-9/10

Either unrealistic propertions or 100 romance options who are all watered down. Or you just don't give some the audience a shot at romance. I think unrealism is okay in that sense.

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Mar 16, 2017 3:13:36 GMT malgus said:

No here is what matters :

Sheppard needed a harem to assure his legacy, so Scott ryder will need his own

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

And this is the exact reason as to why catsuits are a bad idea, BioWare! Sure, they look great to begin with, but once the harem gets down to business those catsuits are only gonna stretch so far.

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Post by swagmaster97 on Mar 16, 2017 4:10:15 GMT

I detect sarcasm.

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Post by malgus on Mar 16, 2017 4:14:41 GMT

Mar 16, 2017 3:56:38 GMT @boom said:

Mar 16, 2017 3:13:36 GMT malgus said:

No here is what matters :

Sheppard needed a harem to assure his legacy, so Scott ryder will need his own

MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

And this is the exact reason as to why catsuits are a bad idea, BioWare! Sure, they look great to begin with, but once the harem gets down to business those catsuits are only gonna stretch so far.

So we need more flexible catsuits?

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Mar 16, 2017 4:14:41 GMT malgus said:

Mar 16, 2017 3:56:38 GMT @boom said:

And this is the exact reason as to why catsuits are a bad idea, BioWare! Sure, they look great to begin with, but once the harem gets down to business those catsuits are only gonna stretch so far.

So we need more flexible catsuits?

Tbh, I'd rather put them somewhere out of sight until they're back to catsuit wearing capabilities ^_^

That's when you bring in a DLC, for reinforcements.

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Post by malgus on Mar 16, 2017 4:31:02 GMT

Mar 16, 2017 4:24:13 GMT @boom said:

Mar 16, 2017 4:14:41 GMT malgus said:

So we need more flexible catsuits?

Tbh, I'd rather put them somewhere out of sight until they're back to catsuit wearing capabilities ^_^

That's when you bring in a DLC, for reinforcements.

Sure but they can look so sexy in catsuits when those are adapted for pregnancy :

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Post by Sifr on Mar 16, 2017 4:41:28 GMT

Solution;

Use your authority as Pathfinder to enact the RenShep Protocols for who to revive from Cryo.

Question 1: Will you bang me?

If yes, report to the ship. We'll bang, okay?
If no, back in the cryopod you go. Next!

Question 2: Will you bang my bros behind my back?

Trick question, afterwards you're going right back in the pod until I need you.

:whistle:

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Post by kastrenzo on Mar 16, 2017 4:45:03 GMT

You've no excuse to complain if characters are romanceable by both genders. They're not pandering to LGBT communities just by making an option open... jfc

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Mar 16, 2017 4:31:02 GMT malgus said:

Mar 16, 2017 4:24:13 GMT @boom said:

Tbh, I'd rather put them somewhere out of sight until they're back to catsuit wearing capabilities ^_^

That's when you bring in a DLC, for reinforcements.

Sure but they can look so sexy in catsuits when those are adapted for pregnancy :

By the looks of this picture I have an inkling that Miranda was unfaithful and got knocked up by a krogan.

But on the bright side, yay for krogan babies!

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Post by malgus on Mar 16, 2017 4:53:00 GMT

Mar 16, 2017 4:45:54 GMT @boom said:

Mar 16, 2017 4:31:02 GMT malgus said:

Sure but they can look so sexy in catsuits when those are adapted for pregnancy :

By the looks of this picture I have an inkling that Miranda was unfaithful and got knocked up by a krogan.

But on the bright side, yay for krogan babies!

No its just because sheppards baby are so huge, his sperm is of top quality, miranda is infertile but yet she becomes fertile with shepard, tali cannot even get pregnant from a human but yet she can bear shepard's child because it's SHEPARD.

He is a direct descendants of the raptor jesus and chuck norris, only him can impregnate any female from any species and give back the fertility of infertile woman. His sperm is certified "100% badass".

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Post by Sifr on Mar 16, 2017 4:56:44 GMT

Mar 16, 2017 4:45:54 GMT @boom said:

By the looks of this picture I have an inkling that Miranda was unfaithful and got knocked up by a krogan.

But on the bright side, yay for krogan babies!

Well, Grunt's the only teenage Krogan we've got on the ship... and both do have being genetically engineered in common.

Would the Krog-man offspring end up inheriting his hump and her rump do you think? :blink:

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Post by malgus on Mar 16, 2017 4:58:47 GMT

Mar 16, 2017 4:41:28 GMT Sifr said:

Solution;

Use your authority as Pathfinder to enact the RenShep Protocols for who to revive from Cryo.

Question 1: Will you bang me?

If yes, report to the ship. We'll bang, okay?
If no, back in the cryopod you go. Next!

Question 2: Will you bang my bros behind my back?

Trick question, afterwards you're going right back in the pod until I need you.

:whistle:

Yeah, something tells me maybe scott ryder is going to prioritize to wake up woman from the cryo sleep instead of man...

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I'm probably just tired but my eyes are burning after reading this

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Mar 16, 2017 2:43:16 GMT BamBam the Destroyer said:

We all know the Tempest is an interstellar bang bus. No doubts about that.

But with all these concerns about the LGBT brigade and the ladies, will there be enough left over for straight (potentially white) dudes?

In all seriousness, we don't like sharing, as that would devalue the whole thing. I don't want to share my noncommittal relationship bang buddies with any other bunch. And I want a broad selection (pun intended!), otherwise, what's the point? I should have more options than anyone else because.. because. Because because because and that is reason enough.

Will ME:A provide the juvenile wish fulfillment I deserve?

As may be the science backed trend, only black dudes will be straight in the future.

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There will not be a harem for Male Ryder, but instead you can for just 9.99$ (time limit option) trade in the crew for the ultimate romance.

Warning, if you look in the spoiler you may never want another romance.

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