Help I'm in love with someone from Adromade
Mar 17, 2017 23:46:46 GMT
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Post by zipzap2000 on Mar 17, 2017 23:46:46 GMT
His name is Zip.
He's a Krogan and he has a really good job as a council Spectre.
I can't talk to him, everytime i try to I freeze. He probably thinks I'm weak.
After seeing Charr on Illium with Ereba though, I thought that maybe the power of words might offer us some hope as we head off toward a new galaxy and a new home.
So I've written a song for you Zip.
Its to the tune of your favourite song.
Ice, Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
*Fingers snap as the piano keys in*
*bass plays*
Don't stop! Coz procreations your mission, sip of Ryncol females get dipped in.
Pyjaks!
What you call a Salarian, throw him in the pit let the Varren take care o him.
Killin!
Anything thats not Krogan, Claymores cocked for Tuchankas the slogan.
Headbutt!
Thats love or thats death, females wanna check out my breeding request.
(Coz)
ZipZap Zip makes babies
(And)
ZipZap Zip shakes hades.
(Watch)
ZipZap Zip lick gravy.
(Full Krogan)
Blood rage crazy.
Alright now Stop! Put your hands on your Ryncol, once new a Krogan lost a Krogan to a sinkhole.
Rachni!
Wiped em out to a bug, the only conquering the galaxy is us.
We're violent!
It aint all about sex, see us drinking at the bar then you better call C-Sec.
Mayhem!
I raid thresher maw nests, females wanna check out my breeding requests.
(Coz)
ZipZap Zip makes babies.
And)
ZipZap Zip shakes hades.
(Watch)
ZipZap Zip lick gravy.
(Full Krogan)
Blood rage crazy.
I got tiiiime, to tell ya'll you're Vorcha Peter pied pyjaks led em to a slaughter.
Warlord!
And I'm dining on kidney, liquefy a turian and wash it down quickly.
Homies!
Round they're called Krant, icles + test = 4 in my pants.
I'm rollin!
6 deep in a Tomkah, MC Zip, Zap died on Tuchanka.
I love you Zip.
*Lifts Ryncol*
He's a Krogan and he has a really good job as a council Spectre.
I can't talk to him, everytime i try to I freeze. He probably thinks I'm weak.
After seeing Charr on Illium with Ereba though, I thought that maybe the power of words might offer us some hope as we head off toward a new galaxy and a new home.
So I've written a song for you Zip.
Its to the tune of your favourite song.
Ice, Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.
*Fingers snap as the piano keys in*
*bass plays*
Don't stop! Coz procreations your mission, sip of Ryncol females get dipped in.
Pyjaks!
What you call a Salarian, throw him in the pit let the Varren take care o him.
Killin!
Anything thats not Krogan, Claymores cocked for Tuchankas the slogan.
Headbutt!
Thats love or thats death, females wanna check out my breeding request.
(Coz)
ZipZap Zip makes babies
(And)
ZipZap Zip shakes hades.
(Watch)
ZipZap Zip lick gravy.
(Full Krogan)
Blood rage crazy.
Alright now Stop! Put your hands on your Ryncol, once new a Krogan lost a Krogan to a sinkhole.
Rachni!
Wiped em out to a bug, the only conquering the galaxy is us.
We're violent!
It aint all about sex, see us drinking at the bar then you better call C-Sec.
Mayhem!
I raid thresher maw nests, females wanna check out my breeding requests.
(Coz)
ZipZap Zip makes babies.
And)
ZipZap Zip shakes hades.
(Watch)
ZipZap Zip lick gravy.
(Full Krogan)
Blood rage crazy.
I got tiiiime, to tell ya'll you're Vorcha Peter pied pyjaks led em to a slaughter.
Warlord!
And I'm dining on kidney, liquefy a turian and wash it down quickly.
Homies!
Round they're called Krant, icles + test = 4 in my pants.
I'm rollin!
6 deep in a Tomkah, MC Zip, Zap died on Tuchanka.
I love you Zip.
*Lifts Ryncol*
