You are tearing ME:Apart, BioWare! Help, I don't know what to do.

So, I'm really torn by this thing. On one hand ME:A multiplayer mode will have enough grind to fill hundreds of hours, even if it's buggy as hell and will get leagues worse dev support than ME3 (without official BSN they are not obliged to even come here and post eventual balance changes or weekly challenges. I don't even know if those things were even announced).

ME:A single player will also provide gigabytes of hilarious content for reaction folders (because it really starts to look like AAA video game version of "The Room") and hours of cringeworthy 'trying to pander to what I think millenials like' footage, as witnessed with puke-worthy Suvi/femRyder romance clip.

But on the other hand it's $60. I can afford to spend $60 and hope it will land in "it's so bad it's good" territory, but I can also just buy an actually good game for my brand new PSPro, or just take my girlfriend to a fancier restaurant. And if I don't buy ME:A I will never hear "you bought it anyway!" line used against me.
I really don't know what's the winning move here. Should I spend $60, play this game in MP mode with you guys for sanity while also cringemining SP like a madman so I just witness the worst parts myself and get all the memes that will emerge? But if I buy it then I become the part of the joke!

I also slowly begin to realise that probably I shouldn't venture into the "general discussion" or "SP discussion" BSN sections. Too much of a shitshow right now and my face is tired from this... everything (BioWare acolytes, trolls, butthurt). So, my only hope from this game is that MP will be playable enough for me to do the grind part without the sense of amazement from 5 years ago and that I can chill here to shitpost about the stuff I find in SP without the fear of any valiant white knight arguing why my opinion is wrong.

ME:A Culpa releases on March 23rd in second grade countries. Can you, illustrious citizens of True Western Civilization, help me make this economic decision regarding digital entertainment?