MEA Official Reviews Thread (Polarized 9.5-5.0 7.6av)

If you need T&A and ultraviolence to draw the crowd, you're already irrelevant, imo

The greatest game of all time so far, The Witcher 3, is know for that.

Ooops, Iakus, caught in your own trap. Don't fret about it, boobies and blood are going strong.

Meanwhile Obsidian is in the dark, alone, forever...

I have read the novels in fact and I adore them. Geralt is one of the greatest most complex fictional characters I've come across. All these quirky companions of Geralt are basically old Bioware banter awesome.

The games by their limited nature lack much of the complexity of the novels. But by itself W3 is one if the greatest games ever made. It sucked me in and enchanted me in a way I haven't been since the trilogy.

Most of he misconception about game Geralt comes from playing him like a womanizing unfeeling asshole. But that's not being true to the novels at all. You can play him that way though and that's nice. Book Geralt is a very moral very kind person. But the author is not being particularly preachy about it. Nor is CDPR. They are show, not tell.

Current Bioware on the other hand is so pretentious with parading their inclusiveness around...

Been saying for a while that CDPR took the good stuff from Bioware and expanded on it while Bioware lost what made them great. Pretty sad.

Hold on the accusations, silly goose. You edited your post. I didn't snip anything, and if I did, I would apologize, but I didn't.

You're not a fan of the Witcher games, good for you, just don't start with BS again, because it's embarrassing. Game Of Thrones, probably the greatest TV show ever in the brains of many, also has both of those aspects, do you hear how much bad it is? Pretty much the contrary, annnnnd you are wrong again.

It is the greatest game of all time so far, I guess you're calling the voices of many gamers idiotic.

It's okay to disagree, just be sure crap ain't gonna be written. If your ninja edit wasn't a guilty one, then you're fine.

Then you are a very slow typer, as I edited it almost immediately.

Game of Thrones, the show that created the term "sexposition" due to all the brothel scenes? Let me tell you, would it still be a great show if they toned down the sex and violence?  No?  My point stands.

Gamers are welcome to their opinions.  But fame is fleeting.  Will people be playing them a decade from now, or will they be going "boy this did not age well at all!?"

Or since I love you so much I insta clicked in your post and began to write a response. Who's the slow writer now?

Yes, it would still be. Are pornos the greatest "movies" of all time? But you're clearly ignorant regarding GOT, probably doesn't know a thing about it. Iakus, the man who legit went against a Golden Globe award for best script to who? GOT.

Now, that man - is reliable.

TW3 still is, right now, as I have said many times. Should I draw to you?

EDIT : Since I am a good boy, it was an Emmy, not Golden Globes. You know, too many nominations. My bad.

Pfft, I read the books when they were new. The tv show doesn't do them justice.

I don't know what you're talking about with the Golden Globe awards. There is no award for "best script" (or is that screenplay?) for television. There are "best series" for comedy or drama, but as far as I know, GOT hasn't won that.

This is what I'm getting so far from reviews;

* Weak beginning and tutorial
* Lack of major choices
* Liam and Cora are kind of boring
* PB starts out annoying but eventually becomes lovable
* Facial animations are terrible
* Landscape of planets is great
* There are bad fetch quests but some decent ones as well
* The Kett are weak villains
* Scanning mechanics is tedious
* Combat is great
* Story does get better as things move forward
* There's plenty to do and exploration theme is well used

So, yeah, I'm guessing that this gonna be a out of 10. Decent but not great with a lot of problems that can make or break someone's playing experience. Oh well.

Put a big ass EDIT warning in my post, and I even gave you a few minutes...

So, the part where Martin tells us Jon Snow came inside Ygritte didn't bother you all of people? Funny how you complain about sexy time in the show.

Where's your artistic integrity?

The written word puts distance between the reader and the events that simply doesn't exist when you see it in front of you.

Besides which, I can't help but notice you didn't include all the sex scenes the tv show saw fit to add that WEREN'T in the books.

Thanks for sharing this.

I'm not sure how Steve can say that the game freezing and requiring reboots "doesn't matter", but I'm heartened that it's entertaining enough to inspire such silly blindness to its faults. The score is ridiculous, but the review was interesting enough. I'll read as many as I come across, tonight.