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Post by zipzap2000 on Mar 28, 2017 0:32:00 GMT
Dear sir or madam; or whatever you identify as, I'm a Krogan for example.
I am delivering official notice to BioWare, through their unofficial forums that I intend to sue them for ruining my life.
Not least for ruining Mass Effect.
You see, last night was the same as the night before. I tried to put my controller down and go to bed, when PeeBee started started talking like an Elcor.
I immediately started laughing and woke up my wife, who does not, identify as a Krogan. She informed me it was 2am and she'd been waiting for this to happen.
"You're obsessed with an Asari again."
She said.
"It's me or the game this time Zip, I won't compete with a digital character for your affection for another 8 years."
So naturally I'm being divorced by my wife. Wich involves a lot of legal fees. Fee's that I don't think I should have to pay. Least of all child support.
Especially not since any of this is my fault. I'm not the one who created these characters, I didn't make it so the save points were so far apart that I had to keep playing for six hours straight, falling in love along the way, I'm not even the one asking for a divorce here.
So it only seems fair to me that BioWare help recover the costs. I'm happy to settle out of court Bio, you can contact me at ForTuchanka76@Gmail.com
I look forward to not having to take this to court on behalf of all the dusgruntled fans who simply enjoy this game too much.
Zip, out.
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Post by linksocarina on Mar 28, 2017 0:33:08 GMT
You forgot to sip some Ryncol.
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Post by maximusarael020 on Mar 28, 2017 1:28:30 GMT
Oh, man. You got me good, zipzap2000. I saw the thread title and I was all ready to rage on some asshat troll that was starting some petition or class action lawsuit against Bioware because they think the game is trash and not worth their $60. Then I saw you were the poster and calmed down. Your post is very much appreciated and, as always, hilarious. Have a Ryncol, on me.
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Post by Blast Processor on Mar 28, 2017 1:31:59 GMT
Oh, man. You got me good, zipzap2000 . I saw the thread title and I was all ready to rage on some asshat troll that was starting some petition or class action lawsuit against Bioware because they think the game is trash and not worth their $60. Then I saw you were the poster and calmed down. Your post is very much appreciated and, as always, hilarious. Have a Ryncol, on me. Maybe that's why this place has a troll problem.
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Post by maximusarael020 on Mar 28, 2017 1:47:23 GMT
Oh, man. You got me good, zipzap2000 . I saw the thread title and I was all ready to rage on some asshat troll that was starting some petition or class action lawsuit against Bioware because they think the game is trash and not worth their $60. Then I saw you were the poster and calmed down. Your post is very much appreciated and, as always, hilarious. Have a Ryncol, on me. Maybe that's why this place has a troll problem. I think trolls are the reason this place has a troll problem.
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Post by zipzap2000 on Mar 28, 2017 1:57:07 GMT
Oh, man. You got me good, zipzap2000. I saw the thread title and I was all ready to rage on some asshat troll that was starting some petition or class action lawsuit against Bioware because they think the game is trash and not worth their $60. Then I saw you were the poster and calmed down. Your post is very much appreciated and, as always, hilarious. Have a Ryncol, on me. You gotta stick with the classics around a games launch. *Clinks Rynol*
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Post by R1Outcast on Mar 28, 2017 3:14:30 GMT
Oh, man. You got me good, zipzap2000 . I saw the thread title and I was all ready to rage on some asshat troll that was starting some petition or class action lawsuit against Bioware because they think the game is trash and not worth their $60. Then I saw you were the poster and calmed down. Your post is very much appreciated and, as always, hilarious. Have a Ryncol, on me. Lol, I had the same reaction. Sick and tired of everyone jumping on the "I hate Mass Effect Andromeda" bandwagon. I'm loving the game and wish people would take a break from all their hate and give the game an honest chance. It's really fun and entertaining if you go into it with optimism instead of negative preconceived ideas that it will suck (self-fulfilling prophecy). The people talking negative about the game remind me of angry people at a comedy show...I hate those types...why on earth would you go to a comedy club with the intention of mean-mugging everyone and not laughing? Poor miserable, angry souls. Your post made me smile though zipzap2000.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 3:21:16 GMT
Thanks for the smile. PS: Go hug your wife a little and make up. Tell her that Krogans with a good sense of humor are hard to come by and maybe write her a poem or two: Oh. Blue Rose of Ilium...
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Post by vyndral on Mar 28, 2017 3:44:58 GMT
Who does not identify as a Krogan..
Makes me giggle like a little school girl.
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Post by Otter on Mar 28, 2017 4:38:22 GMT
Who does not identify as a Krogan.. Makes me giggle like a little school girl. Me. Zero testicles is already enough.
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Post by jastall on Mar 28, 2017 4:41:33 GMT
Speaking of Ryncol, from a scan I've seen in-game that stuff is 190-proof.
No wonder it hits non-Krogans like ground glass. Sheesh.
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Post by Addictress on Mar 28, 2017 4:43:03 GMT
... you have a wife?
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Post by sageoflife on Mar 28, 2017 4:50:29 GMT
Seriously?
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Post by zipzap2000 on Mar 28, 2017 6:44:04 GMT
Yes, she even helped pay for my ticket off world.
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Post by nickles on Mar 28, 2017 7:09:14 GMT
Giving Krogans Extranet access was a mistake.
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Post by dreth on Mar 28, 2017 9:28:30 GMT
Speaking of Ryncol, from a scan I've seen in-game that stuff is 190-proof. No wonder it hits non-Krogans like ground glass. Sheesh. 190 proof would probably give humans brain damage. Also, Ryncol is old news, Its all about that Kadaran Medical Leaf.
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