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Post by Destructive Deer on Aug 26, 2016 22:39:44 GMT
I SHALL REVIVE THIS THREAD FROM THE BURNT ASHES OF THE BSN! If it hasn't been already. Has it? I'm new here, sorry.
And I'll do so by being really lame and copy one of my own puns from the BSN version:
Found an old magister robe the other day. I bet it's Tevintage.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Aug 26, 2016 23:24:55 GMT
Where do the people of Thedas get their grapes? ....
From Divines
How do the people of Thedas carry the cremated? ...
Wyverns
Who is the most famous elf bard of all time?...
Elvish Presley
(It's good to see this thread resurface)  These are from the original as well.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Aug 26, 2016 23:29:52 GMT
What does the ageing population of Antiva mostly fear? ... Crows Feet sneaking up on them What was the most common excuse for apprentices in the circle for not doing their homework? ... Apostate It When the population of Thedas develop space flight, it will be based in the Alienage. How do you address a highly ranked religious demon? ... Your Revenants Where do you find all the frogs in Ferelden? ... Honnleaths |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Aug 26, 2016 23:36:48 GMT
How did the Lady Of The Forest eat her food? ... Witherfangs What do you call it when a dalish takes their own photo? ... An elfie What do you call a Grand Cleric with a gambling problem? ... Wicked Grace What make of TV would a Templar buy? ... A Samson Some say Solas is the most difficult character to get to know because he hardly brings down his barriers. A quick agile inquisitor could be described as running like a Giselle. How do Tevinter Circle mages get to the second floor in a building? ... Using the Magi-sters |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Aug 26, 2016 23:41:39 GMT
Lord Woolsey wanted to play Dragon Age on his computer but he couldn't find the RAM to do it. Some people may call Blackwall a pessimist due to his Rainier outlook on life. If Vincent van Gogh played Dragon Age, I would guess that he supports the Knife Ears. What should you do if you host a party in the Western Approach? ... Keep Varghests happy. What is the benefit of specialising as a Necromancer? ... It raises the Inquisitor's spirits. What technique does a Broodmother use when trying to stop a Grey Warden advancing on their position? ... She puts Hurlock on every door. |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Aug 26, 2016 23:49:28 GMT
Where do the people of Thedas get their sugar supply? ...
From Arcane field.
Hawke didn't like to fight on the coastline because the enemies attacked in waves.
What did Morrigan say when she arrived at the Arbor Wilds? ...
"Well, Well, Well ... what have we here?"
The inquisitor secured some horses for the inquisition and was extremely happy by saying:
"Yes!!! I've Dennett"
How do two-handed warriors cut cheese?...
They use a Gratesword.
What do the Dalish call an embarrassed human?...
A shemed
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Post by MrGDL87 on Aug 26, 2016 23:57:05 GMT
Why do people prefer Blackwall's romance arc?...
It's an example of a stable relationship.
What did the inquisitor say when he/she couldn't reach the rift at Old Crestwood?...
"Dam it!"
An example of an erudite enemy ... is a well red templar.
Who would probably invent the first television in Thedas?...
Brother Geni-TV
What is a common gymnastic move performed by the dwarves?...
A cartawheel
What is a popular game show in Orlais?
Caprice Is Right
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Post by Destructive Deer on Aug 27, 2016 0:09:41 GMT
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Post by Destructive Deer on Aug 27, 2016 0:11:35 GMT
Had King Maric been born a pirate, he would've called his son Sailan.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Aug 27, 2016 16:54:16 GMT
Where do you find an 80s Prince Charming in Thedas?...
Adam-Ant fortress
Vivienne's personal quest shows that she's a heartless character.
If Xenon played mass effect, he'd always save the Geth because he's antiquarian.
Grey Warden life... it taint easy.
How did Solas become so powerful?...
He absorbs everything.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Aug 28, 2016 11:54:12 GMT
What does Aveline have after a stressful day?...
A Gin n Donnic.
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Post by Destructive Deer on Aug 30, 2016 0:30:03 GMT
Varric promised to Hawke that, should one of his stories ever become a bestseller, he would change his name to Varrich.
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Post by Destructive Deer on Sept 1, 2016 21:21:34 GMT
After the events in Kirkwall, the First Enchanter was never heard Orseeno ever again.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 8, 2016 18:02:02 GMT
Did you hear about the famous Dalish rider/singer?... It's Gwen Stelfani. (apparently she's a Halla back girl)
Which song is the official Grey Warden romance track?... Tainted Love.
How does Solas keep prisoners in their cells?... He puts a dreadlock on the door.
Dorian might be a vampire because... he's a necromancer.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 15, 2016 17:59:06 GMT
Where do Tevinter cats sit?...
On Dumat.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 16, 2016 16:06:04 GMT
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Post by Destructive Deer on Sept 19, 2016 15:23:52 GMT
After the events at Kirkwall, the Knight Commander got Mereditched.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 21, 2016 21:17:25 GMT
What did the Inquisitor shout when travelling with The Iron Bull in a red cape?...
Orlais!
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 28, 2016 17:43:10 GMT
Where do the drug users of Kirkwall meet?... Hightown
Which song is appropriate when romancing Anders?... Tainted Love.
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Post by bear on Oct 2, 2016 19:10:37 GMT
News from Tevinter: A travelling minstrel was slain in Minrathous a fortnight ago. He sang like a Qunari.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Oct 4, 2016 16:51:40 GMT
Maleficar number 1: "I always like to travel with a pack of demons" Maleficar number 2: "It looks as though one of your demons is looking a little flat though" Maleficar number 1: "Don't worry, I have despair in the back"
What economic principle do blood mage merchants follow?... Supply and Demon-d
What do the elves call an embarrassed human?... Ashemed.
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Post by Cantina on Oct 5, 2016 5:26:04 GMT
What is Wynne's favorite song?
You are the Wynne beneath my wings.
What do you call a Marbari on fire?
A hot dog.
What you you call someone with minimal return?
Lohgain
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