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SAM romance Apr 12, 2017 21:13:58 GMT theflyingzamboni likes this

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Post by Cyonan on Apr 12, 2017 21:13:58 GMT

but SAM is a computer that probably still runs on binary code.

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Post by snook on Apr 12, 2017 21:17:04 GMT

I am fully equipped to pleasure you, Pathfinder.

...He controls your heart, why not your genitals too...

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SAM romance Apr 12, 2017 22:45:43 GMT

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SAM romance Apr 12, 2017 22:51:20 GMT via mobile Bann Duncan likes this

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Post by JewlieGhoulie on Apr 12, 2017 22:51:20 GMT

Apr 12, 2017 21:13:58 GMT Cyonan said:

but SAM is a computer that probably still runs on binary code.

Did you say bi? 👀👀

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SAM romance Apr 12, 2017 22:53:23 GMT dazzarlok and egeslean05 like this

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Post by bshep on Apr 12, 2017 22:53:23 GMT

NOPE.
That would be a literal mind fuck. :blink:

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SAM romance Apr 12, 2017 23:08:05 GMT zipzap2000, Anthreya, and 3 more like this

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Post by Puberty on Apr 12, 2017 23:08:05 GMT

Apr 12, 2017 23:00:15 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

No. He doesn't shut up.

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Apr 12, 2017 23:00:15 GMT BLIGHT BOILS said:

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 9:23:27 GMT

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Post by valethar on Apr 13, 2017 9:23:27 GMT

But is he fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques?

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 9:26:55 GMT via mobile

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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 13, 2017 9:26:55 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 9:23:27 GMT valethar said:

But is he fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques?

Its no improvement over people if he can't stimulate three places at once.

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 9:28:31 GMT

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Post by PillarBiter on Apr 13, 2017 9:28:31 GMT

I engage in a bit of SAM lovin' every 2 - 3 days. It's good a good remedy for prostate cancer. Better safe than sorry!

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 9:37:10 GMT Rascoth, Qui-Gon GlenN7, and 3 more like this

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 10:04:46 GMT

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Post by SofaJockey on Apr 13, 2017 10:04:46 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 9:54:52 GMT @babylon5 said:

ffs what next, someone suggesting ways for Ryder to make love to the Tempest? The Nexus? Him/Herself?

The Message Board?

Remnant Circuitry?

The Archons Ring?

Beware of chafing... :blink:

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 10:20:38 GMT Marduk likes this

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Post by OneWomanArmy on Apr 13, 2017 10:20:38 GMT

This gotta be the new low... :nupe:

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 11:32:11 GMT dazzarlok likes this

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How do you think SAM stopped the protagonist's heart? :hue:

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 11:37:06 GMT

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Post by Bann Duncan on Apr 13, 2017 11:37:06 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 9:26:43 GMT @scarlett said:

This thread seriously ...

The real question is, when you're cuddling your romance, is SAM watching ?... this is scary when you think about it :lol:

By default, yes. Though Cora for instance tells Sam to go into hibernation of some sort before cuddling with Ryder.

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SAM romance Apr 13, 2017 11:40:42 GMT

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Post by Conquer Your Dreams on Apr 13, 2017 11:40:42 GMT

I would like to romance Nomad in the next game.

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