So a human, an asari and a salarian walk into a bar

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So a human, an asari and a salarian walk into a bar Apr 13, 2017 19:18:03 GMT

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Post by ScumbagShepurd on Apr 13, 2017 19:18:03 GMT

...and get beaten up by a krogan.

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So a human, an asari and a salarian walk into a bar Apr 13, 2017 19:34:19 GMT

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Post by ScumbagShepurd on Apr 13, 2017 19:34:19 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 19:27:24 GMT @beautesombre said:

Actually it was a human and a Krogan who beat up humans, Angara and a Salarian!

hooman propaganda.

The krogan did all the job, the human got rekt by a salarian, which is quite humiliating.

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So a human, an asari and a salarian walk into a bar Apr 13, 2017 19:35:57 GMT VanSinn likes this

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Apr 13, 2017 19:34:19 GMT ScumbagShepurd said:

Apr 13, 2017 19:27:24 GMT @beautesombre said:

Actually it was a human and a Krogan who beat up humans, Angara and a Salarian!

hooman propaganda.

The krogan did all the job, the human got rekt by a salarian, which is quite humiliating.

I died laughing at the Salarian jumping on my Sara and pitifully swatting at her.

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So a human, an asari and a salarian walk into a bar Apr 13, 2017 20:15:15 GMT ScumbagShepurd and AGECCR like this

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Post by unofficialgreycolor on Apr 13, 2017 20:15:15 GMT

And the Asari were protesting outside with picketed signs that said "make love not war"

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So a human, an asari and a salarian walk into a bar Apr 13, 2017 20:25:28 GMT

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Post by derrame on Apr 13, 2017 20:25:28 GMT

and then the krogan's head explodes as he get shot by a turian sniper
Blam!

A neutron enters a bar and asks: "How much is a drink?"
the bartender replies: "for you, no charge"

why did the tree go to dentist?
to get a root canal

Last Edit: Apr 13, 2017 20:27:09 GMT by derrame

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So a human, an asari and a salarian walk into a bar Apr 13, 2017 20:44:11 GMT

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Post by sdzald on Apr 13, 2017 20:44:11 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 20:25:28 GMT derrame said:

and then the krogan's head explodes as he get shot by a turian sniper
Blam!

A neutron enters a bar and asks: "How much is a drink?"
the bartender replies: "for you, no charge"

why did the tree go to dentist?
to get a root canal

I think I heard that joke (neutron) for the first time in Fallout New Vegas but I am sure it was old long before then

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So a human, an asari and a salarian walk into a bar Apr 13, 2017 20:51:25 GMT AGECCR likes this

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Post by AnDromedary on Apr 13, 2017 20:51:25 GMT

Reminds me of the ME1 joke:

Two hydrogen atoms meet.
Says the first one "I think I lost my electron."
The second one asks: "Are you sure"
First one: "Yes, I'm ... positive!"

AAAAHAHAHAHA!

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Last Edit: Apr 13, 2017 20:59:17 GMT by AnDromedary

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