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Post by VanSinn on Apr 14, 2017 22:07:42 GMT

1) Don't know
2) Don't care
3) I see nothing sexually attractive about Turians, male or female, so...No?

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Post by maximusarael020 on Apr 14, 2017 22:24:22 GMT

Do Turian's give birth to live young? In reptile species, once hatched the young immediately fend for themselves and are never fed. So it could be something like that. I don't think they are like birds, more like reptiles.

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Post by whanzephruseke on Apr 15, 2017 4:38:33 GMT

The codex on turian biology says that they give birth to live young, but not all species that give birth to live young are mammals. It's possible that they have mammary glands, but they clearly don't have permanent breast tissue like we do.

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Post by whanzephruseke on Apr 15, 2017 5:21:19 GMT

There can never be enough discussions about alien titties, imho.

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Apr 14, 2017 22:03:12 GMT cheeseandonion said:

1.)Do Turians have tits?
2.)If not, do they regurgitate food to feed their young?
3.)Does this impact your opinion of Vetra?

1. I do not think so as Tits are not* native to their home world. A shame as they are cute little buggers.

2. Given their lack of resembles to birds I would say no but who knows!

3. Not really, no. Vetra so far seems like a cool character. One I would romance? No, not likely. Something about metal dermal plates, mandibles, and beady bug eyes just does not calibrate my primary frontal plasma cannon if you pardon my engineering jargon.

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Post by Xerxes52 on Apr 15, 2017 5:47:58 GMT

1. Probably not.

2. They probably use blenders now.

3. Nope. Not attracted to turians anyway.

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Apr 15, 2017 4:41:46 GMT parnashwind said:

Who cares. Human sex with Quarian/Turian as Javik puts it is only a meaningless exercise because reproduction is impossible.

It'd be a very painful exercise if you're a human woman getting pounded by a literal boner too.

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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 15, 2017 10:33:24 GMT

Like most birds the Turians would probably have a very small opening anyway, so you know all those Vetra lovers are probably all just right...

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Post by Link"Guess"ski on Apr 15, 2017 10:42:51 GMT

1) I kind of hope not for some reason.
2) Maybe in Vetra's romance scene patch
3) Yes. Please feed me Vetra, I want your food and your flat bony body

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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2017 11:58:36 GMT

Well let's be fair if a man is already turned on by the idea of fucking a Turian then I doubt them regurgitating their own food to feed to their young is going to put them off.

Probably be an extra turn on actually.

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Let's get the important questions out of the way. Apr 15, 2017 12:44:04 GMT

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Post by shechinah on Apr 15, 2017 12:44:04 GMT

It could be the same case as drells in which female drell birth live young that can eat solid food from birth.

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Post by timebean on Apr 15, 2017 13:21:18 GMT

- Turians do not have the body fat to support boobies.
- What do turians eat again?
- Can't speak for folks with a mandible fettish. They are likely a little strange, so I assume they would be cool with it.

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Apr 15, 2017 4:41:46 GMT parnashwind said:

Who cares. Human sex with Quarian/Turian as Javik puts it is only a meaningless exercise because reproduction is impossible.

Wanna know how I know you're a virgin?

Javik is an idiot. A cool one, but an idiot. Pragmatic, to be sure, but an idiot.

Human sex with any alien life form is no less meaningless than casual sex with another human. The vast majority of sexual activity in humans is for fun. Again, not that you'd know.

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Post by qwib on Apr 15, 2017 13:41:12 GMT

I thought we would ask the important questions here...Who on the Tempest sleeps with those stuffed animals?

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Apr 15, 2017 13:41:12 GMT qwib said:

I thought we would ask the important questions here...Who on the Tempest sleeps with those stuffed animals?

Jaal sometimes has nightmares about Drack eating him. So he he stuffed himself some toys to play with at night before bed. He tried to invite Suvi to play with him but, she apparently wasn't interested.

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