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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 2, 2016 18:36:37 GMT
So, using the website
www.plot-generator.org.uk/, I created...this - Enjoy. (I edited a few things so it made sense) Mass Effect A Science Fiction Plot by (not) Drew Karpyshyn A long, long time ago in a dangerous, dangerous galaxy... After leaving the charred planet Eden Prime, a group of Geth fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a looming, space stronghold. Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Saren Arterius, a renegade Husk capable of torture and even murder. Terrified, a badass Varren known as Liara T'soni flees the Empire, with her protector, Commander Shootmans. They head for Prothean City on the planet Therum. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Shootmans uses his dangerous assault rifle to defend Liara. Shootmans and Varren Liara decide it's time to leave Therum and steal a M-35 Mako to shoot their way out. They encounter a tribe of Krogan. Shootmans is attacked and the Varren is captured by the Krogan and taken back to Prothean City. Shootmans must fight to save Varren Liara but when he accidentally unearths an ancient beacon, the entire future of the dangerous, brutal galaxy is at stake. |
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Post by dalinne on Sept 3, 2016 21:50:15 GMT
Oh God, I'm dying!!!  I LOVE IT! I made one love story with Jacob and it's BRUTAL! Classy NormandyA Short Story
by Kasumi GotoCommander Shepard was thinking about Jacob Taylor again. Jacob was an abs The Prize with beautiful abs and strong arms. Commander walked over to the window and reflected on her blue-light surroundings. She had always loved classy Normandy with its adorable, ancient Aquarium. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel pissed off. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an abs figure of Jacob Taylor. Commander gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a father issues, chaotic, Ryncol drinker with big abs and black arms. Her friends saw her as a slobbering, scandalous Spectre. Once, she had even revived a dying, Brynn. But not even a father issues person who had once revived a dying, Brynn, was prepared for what Jacob had in store today. The Omega-ish (dark) teased like talking Hamster, making Commander simply ok. Commander grabbed a delightful Omnitool that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers. As Commander stepped outside and Jacob came closer, she could see the modern glint in his eye. Jacob gazed with the affection of 964 sexy perfect Pyjack. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want the prize."Commander looked back, even more simply ok and still fingering the delightful Omnitool. "Jacob, tell me about your father," she replied.They looked at each other with horny feelings, like two vague, victorious Varren dancing at a very charming Suicide Mission, which had elevator music music playing in the background and two mean uncles drinking to the beat. Suddenly, Jacob lunged forward and tried to punch Commander in the face. Quickly, Commander grabbed the delightful Omnitool and brought it down on Jacob's skull. Jacob's beautiful abs trembled and his strong arms wobbled. He looked grumpy, his emotions raw like an obedient, obnoxious Omnigel. Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Jacob Taylor was dead. Commander Shepard went back inside and made herself a nice drink of Ryncol. THE END With plot twist included! I'm dying  |
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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 3, 2016 22:00:32 GMT
I also made the Kai Leng fight in the style of Mac Walter's writing before editing. I changed the names, and I guess I got some adjectives mixed up with verbs.
Commander Shootmans
A Short Story
by Mac Walters
Xantar Shadowwalker looked at the important sword in his hands and felt angry.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his on the verge of collapse surroundings. He had always hated full of statued A temple with its annoyed, abundant A Massive Hole Under The Floor. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Commander Shootmans. Commander was a greedy tool with tall head and pointy arms.
Xantar gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a malicious, cowardly, blood drinker with spiky head and scrawny arms. His friends saw him as a noisy, naughty ninja. Once, he had even helped a nosy statue recover from a flying accident.
But not even a malicious person who had once helped a nosy statue recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Commander had in store today.
The dark teased like running space cows, making Xantar painful.
As Xantar stepped outside and Commander came closer, he could see the alert glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want fighting lessons," Commander bellowed, in a creepy tone. He slammed his fist against Xantar's chest, with the force of 8284 varren. "I frigging hate you, Xantar Shadowwalker."
Xantar looked back, even more painful and still fingering the important sword. "Commander, I wish I was a cool space ninja luke you," he replied.
They looked at each other with bitter feelings, like two poor, powerful pyjaks fighting at a very ruthless a fight, which had metal music playing in the background and two brutal uncles standing to the beat.
Suddenly, Commander lunged forward and tried to punch Xantar in the face. Quickly, Xantar grabbed the important sword and brought it down on Commander's skull.
Commander's tall head trembled and his pointy arms wobbled. He looked savage, his body raw like a gloopy, good gunship.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Commander Shootmans was dead.
Xantar Shadowwalker went back inside and made himself a nice drink of blood.
THE END
And slightly off-topic, my randomly generated mystery novel blurb had a great review quote, "a passion for eating and cocaine is one with which we can all relate."
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Post by dalinne on Sept 3, 2016 22:50:22 GMT
This is worst than drugs. Highly addicting
Paranormal love now. Because... why the hell not?
No sense here.
Passionate Harbinger's Big Mechanical Body
A Paranormal Romance
by s0vere1gn 1s c00l
Commander Shepard suspected something was a little off when her pilot crippled friend tried to prepare for anhilation her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly passionate reaper, Harbinger (The Reapery Bastard), that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Harbinger proved to be murderous and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with harvest. Commander soon learnt that Harbinger had taken an oath never to the forces of the universe bend to me a human being.
When Commander's pilot crippled friend is injured in an apocalypsis accident, Commander realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Harbinger's big mechanical body and red beam of total destruction, Commander finds herself falling for the reaper. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a organics in general appears before Commander and warns her of a darkness within Harbinger. The organics in general gives Commander the mechanical Collector Beam - the only weapon that can defeat a passionate reaper.
Will Commander find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly possessed? (Hint: yes!)
Praise for Passionate Harbinger's Big Mechanical Body
"Oh my golly gosh - where can I find myself a tasty passionate reaper?"
- The Daily Tale
"Oh please! Like a human would ever be able to kill a reaper with a mechanical Collector Beam!" (Best non-intentional joke EVER)
- Enid Kibbler
"I didn't like the pilot crippled friend at all and was glad when the apocalypsis accident happened."
- Hit the Spoof
"The blurb spoilt the plot. I don't need to read it now."
- Zob Gloop
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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 4, 2016 9:20:12 GMT
"I didn't like the pilot crippled friend at all and was glad when the apocalypsis accident happened." - Hit the Spoof I want to go up to Hit the Spoof and say "Sometimes Joker's a real ass. Just try to ignore him." |
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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 4, 2016 9:41:19 GMT
Malicious Husk
A Screenplay by Francis Kitt
INT. THE NORMANDY - AFTERNOON
Brave Spectre COMMANDER JANE SHOOTMANS is arguing with black terrorist MR JACOB TAYLOR. JANE tries to hug JACOB but he shakes her off.
JANE
Please Jacob, don't leave me.
JACOB
I'm sorry Jane, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
JANE
I am such a person!
JACOB frowns.
JACOB
I'm sorry, Jane. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
JACOB leaves.
JANE sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, renegade vigilante MR GARRUS VAKARIAN barges in looking flustered.
JANE
Goodness, Garrus! Is everything okay?
GARRUS
I'm afraid not.
JANE
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
GARRUS
It's ... a husk ... I saw an evil husk push over a bunch of Volus children!
JANE
Defenseless Volus children?
GARRUS
Yes, defenseless Volus children!
JANE
Bloomin' heck, Garrus! We've got to do something.
GARRUS
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
JANE
You can start by telling me where this happened.
GARRUS
I was...
GARRUS fans himself and begins to wheeze.
JANE
Focus Garrus, focus! Where did it happen?
GARRUS
The Presidium! That's right - The Presidium!
JANE springs up and begins to run.
INT. An elevator - CONTINUOUS
JANE rushes along the street, followed by GARRUS. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. THE PRESIDIUM - SHORTLY AFTER
THE ILLUSIVE GUY a malicious husk terrorises two Volus children.
JANE, closely followed by GARRUS, rushes towards THE, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
GARRUS
What is is? What's the matter?
JANE
That's not just any old husk, that's The Illusive Guy!
GARRUS
Who's The Illusive Guy?
JANE
Who's The Illusive Guy? Who's The Illusive Guy? Only the most malicious husk in the universe!
GARRUS
We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most malicious husk in the universe!
JANE
You can say that again.
GARRUS
We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most malicious husk in the universe!
JANE
I'm going to need shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities, lots of shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities.
The turns and sees Jane and Garrus. He grins an evil grin.
THE
Jane Shootmans, we meet again.
GARRUS
You've met?
JANE
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young JANE is sitting in a park listening to some opera music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees THE. She takes off her headphones.
THE
Would you like some chocolate hanar?
JANE's eyes light up, but then he studies THE more closely, and looks uneasy.
JANE
I don't know, you look kind of malicious.
THE
Me? No. I'm not malicious. I'm the least malicious husk in the world.
JANE
Wait, you're a husk?
JANE runs away, screaming.
INT. THE PRESIDIUM - PRESENT DAY
THE
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
GARRUS
(To JANE) You ran away?
JANE
(To GARRUS) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
JANE turns to THE.
JANE
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
JANE runs away.
She turns back and shouts.
JANE
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities.
THE
I'm not scared of you.
JANE
You should be.
EXT. MORLAN'S FAMOUS SHOP - LATER THAT DAY
JANE and GARRUS walk around searching for something.
JANE
I feel sure I left my shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities somewhere around here.
GARRUS
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities.
JANE
You know nothing Garrus Vakarian.
GARRUS
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, THE appears, holding a pair of shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities.
THE
Looking for something?
GARRUS
Crikey, Jane, he's got your shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities.
JANE
Tell me something I don't already know!
GARRUS
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
JANE
I know that already!
GARRUS
I have no friends.
THE
(appalled) Dude!
While THE is looking at GARRUS with disgust, JANE lunges forward and grabs her deadly shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities. He wields them, triumphantly.
JANE
Prepare to die, you malicious space-artichoke!
THE
No please! All I did was push over a bunch of Volus children!
JACOB enters, unseen by any of the others.
JANE
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Volus children were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Jane Shootmans defender of innocent Volus children.
THE
Don't hurt me! Please!
JANE
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities on you right away!
THE
Because Jane, I am your father.
JANE looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects herself.
JANE
No you're not!
THE
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
THE tries to grab the shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities but JANE dodges out of the way.
JANE
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, THE slumps to the ground.
GARRUS
Did he just faint?
JANE
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities.
JANE crouches over THE's body.
GARRUS
Be careful, Jane. It could be a trick.
JANE
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... The Illusive Guy is dead!
JANE
What?
JANE
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
GARRUS claps his hands.
GARRUS
So your shaved bits of metal to be fired at extreme velocities did save the day, after all.
JACOB steps forward.
JACOB
Is it true? Did you kill the malicious husk?
JANE
Jacob how long have you been...?
JACOB puts his arm around JANE.
JACOB
Long enough.
JANE
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed The Illusive Guy.
JACOB
Then the Volus children are safe?
JANE
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Volus children enter, looking relived.
JACOB
You are their hero.
The Volus children bow to JANE.
JANE
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that The Illusive Guy will never push over Volus children ever again, is enough for me.
JACOB
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Volus children passes JANE an old lucky varren skull
JACOB
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
JANE
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
JANE
Well, if you insist.
JANE takes the lucky varren skull.
JANE
Thank you.
The Volus children bow their heads once more, and leave.
JANE turns to JACOB.
JANE
Does this mean you want me back?
JACOB
Oh, Jane, of course I want you back!
JANE smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
JANE
Well you can't have me.
JACOB
WHAT?
JANE
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a husk to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
JACOB
But...
JANE
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Garrus.
GARRUS grins.
JACOB
But...
GARRUS
You heard the lady. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
JACOB
Jane?
JANE
I'm sorry Jacob, but I think you should skidaddle.
JACOB leaves.
GARRUS turns to JANE.
GARRUS
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
JANE
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly GARRUS stops.
GARRUS
When I said I have no friends, you know I was just trying to distract the husk don't you?
THE END
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