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I was arrested the other day for stealing art supplies. I guess you could say I had a brush with the law.

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Post by BamBam the Destroyer on Mar 29, 2017 23:19:39 GMT

(Enough of my hooker jokes.)

What do a a bunch of spheres and a woodsman have in common?

They are centered around their axes.

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Apr 9, 2017 16:05:50 GMT @corvus said:

I was thinking, a burial plot is the last thing I need.

^^ This pun was tomb much for me to handle .

When I had the flu, I needed to take some medicine to keep the coffin away.

What did the chemist say when the pet dog died?...

Barium

Workers at the crematorium... urn their money.

:facepalm:

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I regret letting the hacker use my toilet because he now has my IP address. <_<

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Apr 9, 2017 20:23:10 GMT @corvus said:

Stealing a calendar can get you 12 months.

Year, got to be kidding me!

Being awake for 24 hours can leave you feeling days and confused.

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Religion is a lot like growing herbs... it boils down to different bay leaves. <_<

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I put one of these in the freezer...

because I wanted to watch a box set. <_<

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^^ and this is why I stick to text based puns because my images don't turn out :lol: .

(It was supposed to be a box jellyfish :rollseyes: )

Did you hear about the magicians who can make plates vanish?...

They're saucerers.

Poets are averse to everything.

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Do people know when their hair has split ends?...

"Frayed, so"

What do you shout to someone trying to hide their baldness?...

"Hey, comb over here!"

Did you hear what happens to people with plaits?...

They get braid up.

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How do Japanese poets overthrow their leaders?...

By plotting Haiku.

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