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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2019 13:58:43 GMT
Saw this one the other day:
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jun 20, 2022 22:22:54 GMT
Okay it's about time that this pun thread should resurface  Fifteen plus Fifteen equals thirty. But sixteen plus sixteen can be thirty too.  |
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 30, 2022 21:45:53 GMT
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
an Investigator.
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Post by Energizer Bunny 211 on Oct 2, 2022 16:48:13 GMT
Two coins add up to the value of thirty cents. One of them is not a nickel. How is the possible?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2022 17:00:52 GMT
Because the other coin is a nickel. Yet I digress. Start over ... What do you call a doctor that fixes cars? You don't call a doctor, you call a mechanic. Oh, wait, that's not a pun, just a dumb joke (no bunnies were harmed in making that joke) ... Start over ... again ... What species of dinosaur was plagued with severe, exceedingly painful hemorrhoids? The Megasaurus. Welp, a long way to get to a funny bunny punny joke, but ... bottom line, we got there, in the end.  |
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Post by MrGDL87 on May 16, 2023 15:46:29 GMT
What did Sovereign say to Shepard during a pillow fight?... "You are not prepared for the Reaper Cushions" What do you call a magician without the magic?... Ian Someone ripped out the 5th month of my calendar... I'm now dismayed My love life has fell apart when I threw away my calendar... I now don't have any dates What do you call a pervert with no legs?... A creepy crawly A new video game was released based on astrology. The PC players were not happy when the Aries content got cut... They said there was no enough ram to play it. |
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Post by Beerfish on Jun 7, 2023 2:58:30 GMT
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A. A buccaneer.
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I was going to post some jokes about unemployed people but... none of them work. Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own?... It's two-tired. Did you hear what happened to the man who sued the airline company after his luggage went missing?... He lost his case. |
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