You're So Punny (The Unapologetic Pun Appreciation Thread)

What did the bird Terminator say? Owl be back.

I once lost a chess match after a bird vomited on the board. I still insist it was an ill eagle move.

At the time, the Warden didn't know what Flemeth had found funny.

All they had said was that they'd heard she had a myth all about her.

I guess you can say that the bee movie is about Beestiality.

It takes a lot of balls to golf like I do.

The fact that he was a bad golfer was a fore-gone conclusion.

He wanted desperately to be a good golfer - you could say he had a driving ambition.

If you're out in 39 and home in 45 you're playing wartime golf.

He would promise to play golf, but he didn’t know how to follow through.

The two top posts, paraphrased:

Wow, she was really drawn to him.

I would be wary of him, personally. He seems really sketchy.