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Post by ZaudStorm™ on Apr 22, 2017 19:01:59 GMT
Mass Effect: Beyond takes you to the Sexdrivulum Galaxy (a galaxy far off into the opposite corner of the Laniakea Supercluster). You are a Sexfinder, a sexually trained but un-tested p*rnstar leading an expedition into the Sexdrivulum M69 to find a new species to mate with humanity. As you explore this sprawling galaxy (over 69x the size of The Milky Way), collecting resources and building studios, you will encounter the savagery of desperate lands in the form of perverted outlaws and horny alien races. To breed and colonize the bushy reaches of space, you will need to grow your arsenal, your ship, your crew, your long iron bar and make strategic (and often uneasy) alliances to film encounters against increasingly desperate thirsty foes. Along the way, you will encounter the remains of a once flexible and delicious alien race, the Ovarians, whose forgotten technology holds the key to gaining a firm grip over the galaxy. As you uncover who the Ovarians were, and the mysteries their adultery studios contain, you are drawn into a thirsty & violent race to find the source of their forgotten technology that will determine the genetic fate of humanity and The Milky Way races. ![](https://i.imgur.com/lriMdxk.png) Join the Sexdrivulum Initiative in a 14,000-year journey across 520 Million LYs to the Sexdrivulum M69. ![](https://i.imgur.com/8V4EL7r.png) The SEXUS a.k.a The CITADEL 3.0, your brand "new" Original Space Station. ![](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/8f/02/91/8f0291030fa01413415f8a8c59033cec.jpg) Bang hot and desperate aliens who are searching for thirst all over the Galaxy. ![](https://i.imgur.com/bTXzAHQ.png) Meet Generic Humanoid Thirsty Aliens who would kill you as much as they would bang you using Milky Way weaponry (even though they're native to a Galaxy 520M LYs away). Day 1 DLC available for just $69.99 at launch featuring Ovarian Dildo Pulse Rifle which results in an insta kill by draining thirst from desperate enemies. An original story made possible all thanks to the talented BioWare Montréal and the glorious directing of Lord Mac Walters. Pre-Orders starting from E3 2018. MASS EFFECT™: BEYOND available September 6, 2019.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 19:06:45 GMT
Mass Effect: Beyond takes you to the Sexdrivulum Galaxy (a galaxy far off into the opposite corner of the Laniakea Supercluster). You are a Sexfinder, a sexually trained but un-tested p*rnstar leading an expedition into the Sexdrivulum M69 to find a new species to mate with humanity. As you explore this sprawling galaxy (over 69x the size of The Milky Way), collecting resources and building studios, you will encounter the savagery of desperate lands in the form of perverted outlaws and horny alien races. To breed and colonize the bushy reaches of space, you will need to grow your arsenal, your ship, your crew, your long iron bar and make strategic (and often uneasy) alliances to film encounters against increasingly desperate thirsty foes. Along the way, you will encounter the remains of a once flexible and delicious alien race, the Ovarians, whose forgotten technology holds the key to gaining a firm grip over the galaxy. As you uncover who the Ovarians were, and the mysteries their adultery studios contain, you are drawn into a thirsty & violent race to find the source of their forgotten technology that will determine the genetic fate of humanity and The Milky Way races. ![](https://i.imgur.com/lriMdxk.png) Join the Sexdrivulum Initiative in a 14,000-year journey across 520 Million LYs to the Sexdrivulum M69. ![](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/8f/02/91/8f0291030fa01413415f8a8c59033cec.jpg) Bang hot and desperate aliens who are searching for thirst all over the Galaxy. ![](https://i.imgur.com/bTXzAHQ.png) Meet Generic Humanoid Thirsty Aliens who would kill you as much as they would bang you using Milky Way weaponry (even though they're native to a Galaxy 520M LYs away). Day 1 DLC available for just $69.99 at launch featuring Ovarian Dildo Pulse Rifle which results in an insta kill by draining thirst from desperate enemies. An original story all made possible thanks to the talented BioWare Montréal and the glorious directing of Lord Mac Walters. MASS EFFECT: BEYOND available September 6, 2019.
This thread will be good. *Grabs popcorn*
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Post by decafhigh on Apr 22, 2017 19:13:55 GMT
Is pre-order already available?... ![](https://img.memesuper.com/c44d684062d5fffb8a5f5e27c2c3cf44_-shut-up-and-take-my-money-meme-fry-money_2560-1600.jpeg)
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Post by dmc1001 on Apr 22, 2017 19:14:55 GMT
Wait, no mouth? What good is that?
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Post by Kroitz on Apr 22, 2017 19:19:51 GMT
*imagining horde-mode possiblilities* ![](http://i.imgur.com/BRJjQwu.png)
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Post by blaw on Apr 22, 2017 19:41:31 GMT
Finally I won't need Rule34 anymore
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Post by rpgmaster on Apr 22, 2017 19:43:00 GMT
Any quarian sweat?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 19:47:34 GMT
Looks like concept art of Mew from Pokemon. 10/10 would buy!
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Post by kino on Apr 22, 2017 19:48:38 GMT
They pretty much had that TV show on at one time, Lexx.
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Post by ZaudStorm™ on Apr 22, 2017 19:49:50 GMT
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Post by ZaudStorm™ on Apr 22, 2017 19:50:40 GMT
Is pre-order already available?... Pre-Orders start from E3 2018 onwards.
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Post by MegaIllusiveMan on Apr 22, 2017 20:33:35 GMT
We need Shepard back for this one. ![](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/462/dfsgdsfr.jpg)
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Post by ArabianIGoggles on Apr 22, 2017 20:43:44 GMT
No mouth and no tits. No thanks.
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Post by ZaudStorm™ on Apr 22, 2017 21:30:36 GMT
We need Shepard back for this one. ![](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/462/dfsgdsfr.jpg) ![](https://i.imgur.com/mlBvH86.jpg)
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Post by feuerrabe on Apr 22, 2017 21:47:42 GMT
Where do those childish, hilarious names come from I wonder? "Sexdrivulum". What a hilarious deviation from the scientifically correct name, which is, of course, Libido Maximus.
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Post by Link"Guess"ski on Apr 22, 2017 22:18:52 GMT
Eh--Ohh---aaa---u---(I'm lagging)
*Sips ryncol in confusion*
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Post by Giant Ambush Beetle on Apr 22, 2017 22:36:58 GMT
I take it that sexdrivulum M69's location is close to the dickhead nebula and the super massive black hole rosette m8?
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 22, 2017 22:41:33 GMT
May the Fornax be with you.
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Post by Ahriman on Apr 22, 2017 22:47:12 GMT
Mass Effect we don't need, but Mass Effect we deserve. *walks away in confusion*
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Post by FeralEwok on Apr 22, 2017 23:44:33 GMT
Sexfinder reporting as ordered... ![](https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6inqxrjTA1r0tomko1_500.jpg)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 23:53:10 GMT
Will the animations be any good?
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Post by Pearl on Apr 23, 2017 0:04:36 GMT
Will the animations be any good? If Bio is smart, they'll outsource the work to SFM people, since they take pride in their work.
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Post by Terminator Force on Apr 23, 2017 2:15:08 GMT
Mac Walters again. Pre-order canceled.
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