Vetras romance. WTF?!

I admit I found it disappointing. There weren't many scenes at all, although it was funny when Cora and Vetra chatted about the romance in the Nomad. But essentially it went -

'Hey Vetra, I like you a lot. Wanna go out?'
'Sure Ryder. Oh and by the way I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LET'S STAY TOGETHER FOREVER MMKAY?'
'Errr...oh-kay. '

Vetra's got a cool personality and all, but I feel like sex with her would be scary and painful. She's got an exoskeleton for God's sake.

Even a handjob sounds painful.  You might not have any skin left on your junk after she's scraped it all off with her talons. 

Don't be so harsh on  Vetra. Being frustrated by the underlying problems that complicate the sweet, sweet lovemaking between humans and turians is one thing, but turning gay because of it? Give that poor girl a break! :gasp:

I just keep getting this feeling like the main story was written in one part of the country and the LI stories in another and the loyalty missions in yet another so none of the writers of each section knew what the other was doing and they they just shuffled the decks together to put it all together.

Then there's that writing shuffle deck spliced into that team doing a great job on the combat but a team thousands of miles away working on animation and then another warehouse working on code.  It's like everything was so parted out there was a lot of cohesion missing.  

Meh.  All in all I liked the game, just not enough to replay it repeatedly like I have some of the other Bioware games.

Then why bother?  If you can't have children, yes, but if you choose to be in a relationship with a different species when he/she should be with their own species, you are not propagating your species and you are keeping them from propagating their species.

>Be me Pathfinder
>Been hitting on my Turian 7/10 squad mate
>Gone full edge lord rawrXD on her
>Thinks she likes it
>Say she got a "surprise" for me
>Takes me to my personal quarter
>Focusonnotgettingaboner.gif
>Open my eyes
>She made a romantic dinner date in my quarters
>"Suprice" she yells
>Sees what I think is a raw 600g stake on my plate
>The fuck I'm supposed to say
>Priorities. make sure it's safe to eat and asks about the stake
>She says it's cow
>How in the name of shitstain can I eat half a kilo raw meat
>Asks if it's "earth cow"
>As I heard my own words I start to think I got autism
>Says she's not sure and asks if it matters
>Realizes even more how retarded my question was
>It takes all my chromosomes to try and save this
>Delicious I'm gonna take time to savor this
>Guess my chromosome game is weak as fuck
>Starts to question if I even deserved to be born
>She realize I'm retard and goes sobbing about how she thinks I care about her
>Takes the rest of my chromosomes not to laugh
>Just wanna get laid and can not fuck this up right now
>Tries to comfort her with some more pimp moves
>She falls for it and pushes me onto the bed
>That night was game, I didn't have to eat and got laid
>Smoothasfuck.mp4

Huh? I always thought it was a raw stake straight from the package.

Funny story that happened IRL. I was gonna try a "Steak Tartare" which is raw beef with vegetables and a raw egg.
I had never tried it before and frankly I didn't even know what it was. 
When I got the dish my reaction was similar to Ryder's.
It took 1 hour to force eat everything just to be polite and had to drink tons of water to wash it down?



*still drinking tap water

Pretty sure somebody mentions the stake may still be frozen in the middle...

And here I wish more romances were like that