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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 14:33:27 GMT
We space toasters dont jerk / filthy humans
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Sept 8, 2016 14:38:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2016 14:45:46 GMT
^barbarians
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Post by GruntKitterhand on Sept 8, 2016 16:14:20 GMT
Reassuring to know. I've been harbouring these fears that when we do finally get to play together I'll be really nervous, and no amount of furious calibration beforehand will stop me overextending myself in my attempts to impress, and I'll inevitably end up going down early. Like, way too soon. Then there's the thought of the emergency gel and it just becomes messy. Of course I hope I won't be like a teen on prom night, but will be able to display the various skills that a veteran such as myself has accrued over the years, so that we can have a a smooth, satisfying game with us both meeting our ultimate objective together.    Are you still talking 'bout ME MP?. I dunno where your mind is at Frank. TTT and I have been talking about defending Palaven as Fat Turians for quite some time now and I was just expressing how my nerves might affect me when the time comes. You know how you can build these things up in your mind beforehand? I've never suffered from performance anxiety, but there's no telling when it might just happen out of the blue. Do I play it safe with the Phaeston - pew-pew-pewing away, take a Raider and try to blast off three shots where most people can only manage two, have rapid charged shot after shot after shot with the Arc Pistol, or risk overheating my Lancer? Decisions, decisions. |
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Post by Deerber on Sept 8, 2016 19:15:05 GMT
Are you still talking 'bout ME MP?. I dunno where your mind is at Frank. TTT and I have been talking about defending Palaven as Fat Turians for quite some time now and I was just expressing how my nerves might affect me when the time comes. You know how you can build these things up in your mind beforehand? I've never suffered from performance anxiety, but there's no telling when it might just happen out of the blue. Do I play it safe with the Phaeston - pew-pew-pewing away, take a Raider and try to blast off three shots where most people can only manage two, have rapid charged shot after shot after shot with the Arc Pistol, or risk overheating my Lancer? Decisions, decisions. Double tap Claymore, dude... I guarantee TTT will never look for another battle partner after experiencing THAT  |
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Post by Nightman on Sept 8, 2016 22:52:00 GMT
Yep, specially when using a claymore drell adept...but then again..I find myself pulling as much as jerking ...just 2be honest.
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Post by Arktinen on Sept 9, 2016 0:17:33 GMT
For one monumental occasion, my head was not in the gutter about the topic question. However, I did think at first, that it could mean 'being a jerk by headshotting something that someone else has frozen with some power, like stasis, thus stealing their perfectly lined up shot'.  Apparently not. Answer to the actual question: nope, I don't shoot prematurely, my hands know what they're doing. |
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Post by PATPATPATlol on Sept 9, 2016 4:28:14 GMT
Anyone hand jerked on a Cerberus trooper corpse before? It's strangely satisfying.
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Post by GruntKitterhand on Sept 9, 2016 9:58:38 GMT
I dunno where your mind is at Frank. TTT and I have been talking about defending Palaven as Fat Turians for quite some time now and I was just expressing how my nerves might affect me when the time comes. You know how you can build these things up in your mind beforehand? I've never suffered from performance anxiety, but there's no telling when it might just happen out of the blue. Do I play it safe with the Phaeston - pew-pew-pewing away, take a Raider and try to blast off three shots where most people can only manage two, have rapid charged shot after shot after shot with the Arc Pistol, or risk overheating my Lancer? Decisions, decisions. Double tap Claymore, dude... I guarantee TTT will never look for another battle partner after experiencing THAT While I love the idea, in these particular circumstances it would be kinda like the in-game equivalent of a Bunz selfie though, don't you think? I might very occasionally show off against randomers, but if I'm going into a game with TTT as a Turian, I'm intending to play a similar role to how I would have played as a Quarian with QMR. I defer to the master, or rather mistress, and am but a tool in their hands. |
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Post by nucleartech76 on Sept 9, 2016 23:01:44 GMT
Yes I touch myself when I land twenty headshots. What's your next question creepier?
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Post by Terminator Force on Sept 9, 2016 23:50:34 GMT
Yes I touch myself when I land twenty headshots. What's your next question creepier? Either you're really bad at headshots, still a teenager, or on bio-agra. |
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Post by nucleartech76 on Sept 10, 2016 0:01:58 GMT
Yes I touch myself when I land twenty headshots. What's your next question creepier? Either you're really bad at headshots, still a teenager, or on bio-agra. Or I just really enjoy touching myself at the end of wave three. |
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Post by Terminator Force on Sept 10, 2016 0:08:25 GMT
Either you're really bad at headshots, still a teenager, or on bio-agra. Or I just really enjoy touching myself at the end of wave three. You need to stop soloing so much. |
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Post by nucleartech76 on Sept 10, 2016 0:16:00 GMT
Or I just really enjoy touching myself at the end of wave three. You need to stop soloing so much. Lol if only. I used to be competive, now I'm like thank the lord someone can actually make me try. |
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Post by Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3 on Sept 11, 2016 13:18:33 GMT
I'm just the jerk that headshots the guy you were about to melee,grab,or shoot at.  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2016 13:27:56 GMT
I'm just the jerk that headshots the guy you were about to melee,grab,or shoot at. How disappointing. That wasn't a sexual innuendo. |
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 11, 2016 13:35:16 GMT
Only when using krogans, but it does make a lot of mess..
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Post by Terminator Force on Sept 12, 2016 4:12:08 GMT
Every headshot feels like jerk around snap freeze and stuff.
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Post by cloud9 on Apr 6, 2017 2:22:08 GMT
Well I do, but only when I snipe with double penetration mod... You freak!! |
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Post by TheWhiteWolf on Apr 6, 2017 3:28:40 GMT
Since my aim is all over the place I like to get right in their face, and then "POW! Right in the kisser!"
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Post by DoomsdayDevice on Apr 6, 2017 16:49:51 GMT
One time I was trying to headshot this really athletic Phantom, man she was agile, hard to nail her down. But this trooper told me to KEEP GOING, and when I finally shot her in the face.... man, it was a glorious climax of ultimate satisfaction. Then my teammate tried to pin her down too, but she'd already gone limp, so his bubble came too late.
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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Apr 6, 2017 17:55:43 GMT
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Post by cloud9 on Apr 7, 2017 7:20:07 GMT
Why just be straight and direct for once? This is obviously a sex position thread. Be real! Don't sugarcoat shit!
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Post by LightRobot on Apr 7, 2017 8:17:32 GMT
Why just be straight and direct for once? This is obviously a sex position thread. Be real! Don't sugarcoat shit! Hmm you know, it's 2017 you don't have to be straight if you don't wanna. And if some folks are into that type of thing, sugarcoating it I mean, you can't really take that away from them, what's wrong with a little sweetness in the world ? (probably tastes better too) |
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