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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:12:28 GMT
Women are into shaved cat men? The Angarans are among the ugliest bipedal aliens BioWare has designed and not in a good way like the Batarians or Vorcha. He isn't the weirdest looking alien to end up a romance option. That would be Garrus or Vetra. Turians look like they escaped from Jurassic Park. Apparently some people don't mind a metal exoskeleton, mandibles, talons, and digitigrade legs. There are also people who were sad that Mordin, Kallo, Drack, or Wrex weren't romance options. Please excuse me while I projectile vomit.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:18:10 GMT
Women are into shaved cat men? The Angarans are among the ugliest bipedal aliens BioWare has designed and not in a good way like the Batarians or Vorcha. He isn't the weirdest looking alien to end up a romance option. That would be Garrus or Vetra. Turians look like they escaped from Jurassic Park. Apparently some people don't mind a metal exoskeleton, mandibles, talons, and digitigrade legs. There are also people who were sad that Mordin, Kallo, Drack, or Wrex weren't romance options. Please excuse me while I projectile vomit. Now now, don't go hating on our perfect Turians. Garrus and Vetra, i am in heaven!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:18:40 GMT
Eh... looks are nothing if the guy knows how to treat a lady right, and being called a temptress and goddess (Jaal's letters) is a nice bonus.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:18:48 GMT
He isn't the weirdest looking alien to end up a romance option. That would be Garrus or Vetra. Turians look like they escaped from of Jurassic Park. Apparently some people don't mind a metal exoskeleton, mandibles, talons, and digitigrade legs. There are also people who were sad that Mordin, Kallo, Drack, or Wrex weren't romance options. Please excuse me while I projectile vomit. I'm fairly certain that a Turian vagina / cloaca acts as a sausage slicer if a human tries to inserts their squishy parts into it... Thank the Maker the Turian romance scenes never end up animated. Nightmare fuel.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:22:18 GMT
Yeah Yennefer is a bitch, but people like that. Morrigan was one of the most popular romance choices in DA:O. I see a lot of Morrigan in Yennefer and vice versa. After reading the Witcher books I wondered whether Yennefer was part of the inspiration behind Morrigan. DA:O was made before there was a weird rivalry between CD Projekt Red and Bioware fans, and the characters have a similar look and personalities. Not sure really. I think Gaider based her off something else. I mean at the time he wrote Morrigan, most of The Witcher books weren't even translated to English. He based Alistair of Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly. Maevaris is based on Mae West. Maybe the inspiration came from Claudia Black herself, i mean she looks the part and plays it really well. We'll never know now i suppose.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:23:33 GMT
I'm fairly certain that a Turian vagina / cloaca acts as a sausage slicer if a human tries to inserts their squishy parts into it... Thank the Maker the Turian romance scenes never end up animated. Nightmare fuel. I think its a shame. I mean here they have a totally new race with the Angara and they go about making a nude model for them, for shame Bioware. We've waited for a Turian once for 4 games now. Its time to shape up and animate this shit!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:24:25 GMT
Thank the Maker the Turian romance scenes never end up animated. Nightmare fuel. I think its a shame. I mean here they have a totally new race with the Angara and they go about making a nude model for them, for shame Bioware. We've waited for a Turian once for 4 games now. Its time to shape up and animate this shit! Haha well it wasn't for Jaal. It was a plot reason and also makes sense why the Kett were once nude too.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:25:48 GMT
I think its a shame. I mean here they have a totally new race with the Angara and they go about making a nude model for them, for shame Bioware. We've waited for a Turian once for 4 games now. Its time to shape up and animate this shit! Haha well it wasn't for Jaal. It was a plot reason and also makes sense why the Kett were once nude too. You'll never convince me, Consular! Also what happened to your avatar? Where is your Miraluka?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 5:28:03 GMT
Haha well it wasn't for Jaal. It was a plot reason and also makes sense why the Kett were once nude too. You'll never convince me, Consular! Also what happened to your avatar? Where is your Miraluka? LOL well I admit they DID have fun with that Liam scene! Taking a break. This is my Sara I beat the game with for the first time.
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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 6, 2017 5:34:09 GMT
Yeah this is the gist of it: Basically Jaal is a 27 year old man with the mind of a teenager. He flirts back and forth with Sara, then sends her love letters saying he's thinking of her smile. Later he takes her to his room and asks to be a couple, if she says yes, he gets all "score!" like a kid and then they share a first kiss, lie on the floor and hold hands. As the romance progresses he takes her to a beautiful secluded area on Aya and makes love to her after confessing he's fallen for her. If the love is returned, he picks her up in his arms laughing like a little boy. At the end of the game, he kisses Sara in front of everyone, then picks her up again, twirls her around and they laugh together. You then have a talk about their future he wants to build with her during the epilogue. In-between that you get tons of cute love letters from him and he calls you darling all the time.
Alien Barf. How do salarians barf, because this is what I'm getting from it. May I second the barf motion put forth by the Salarian Union. It sounds terrible.
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Post by nthjester on Apr 6, 2017 6:12:56 GMT
And why are people expecting BioWare to deliver that in the next patch instead of fixing the game? *Sips Ryncol* i.imgur.com/uqUBUXP.gif
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Post by General Mahad on Apr 6, 2017 8:15:39 GMT
Women are into shaved cat men? The Angarans are among the ugliest bipedal aliens BioWare has designed and not in a good way like the Batarians or Vorcha. He isn't the weirdest looking alien to end up a romance option. That would be Garrus or Vetra. Turians look like they escaped from Jurassic Park. Apparently some people don't mind a metal exoskeleton, mandibles, talons, and digitigrade legs. There are also people who were sad that Mordin, Kallo, Drack, or Wrex weren't romance options. Please excuse me while I projectile vomit. I always thought the attraction to Turians is because of the coolness factor and Garrus' lovable personality which helped people look past the exoskeleton and talons.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 8:22:35 GMT
He isn't the weirdest looking alien to end up a romance option. That would be Garrus or Vetra. Turians look like they escaped from Jurassic Park. Apparently some people don't mind a metal exoskeleton, mandibles, talons, and digitigrade legs. There are also people who were sad that Mordin, Kallo, Drack, or Wrex weren't romance options. Please excuse me while I projectile vomit. I always thought the attraction to Turians is because of the coolness factor and Garrus' lovable personality which helped people look past the exoskeleton and talons. Yeah same with Thane and Jaal. It's how they are, talk and treat our PC.
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Post by andromedamnit on Apr 6, 2017 10:21:22 GMT
Alien Barf. How do salarians barf, because this is what I'm getting from it. See? Many of us females like that. We're just bloody saps with no shame, but that's how it goes lol Agreed - Jaal is what women want. Just take a look at how many posts there are in the Jaal thread! Jaal's adoration of of Sara is not miles away from the endless fawning of Liara over Shepard anyway. Also, also, we're owed a sappy, lovey dovey happy ending after the heartbreak of what they did to Thane in ME3.
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Post by Cirvante on Apr 6, 2017 11:40:49 GMT
I'm reasonably sure that part of Sera's romance was voiced by a male inquisitor. Someone dug up the audio files and made a straight Sera mod. I have screens of lesbians going fucking balistic over it. Sera is the worst character in the history of BioWare (as IMO they realized during production, considering I have never seen a BW game with that many options to kick someone out of your party) but I would love to see those!
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Sera is the worst character in the history of BioWare (as IMO they realized during production, considering I have never seen a BW game with that many options to kick someone out of your party) but I would love to see those! #IsJustAGameFFS What's wrong with that ppl?
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Post by ellanathehamster on Apr 6, 2017 12:39:58 GMT
Sera is the worst character in the history of BioWare (as IMO they realized during production, considering I have never seen a BW game with that many options to kick someone out of your party) but I would love to see those! Here is why I really not enjoying some parts of tumbrl. Noone whined that much about bi mods for Cass, Cullen and Solas. Hypocrites.
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Post by st3ve_law on Apr 6, 2017 12:50:29 GMT
Sera is the worst character in the history of BioWare (as IMO they realized during production, considering I have never seen a BW game with that many options to kick someone out of your party) but I would love to see those! This made my day, thank you
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Post by Oswin on Apr 6, 2017 13:09:59 GMT
Women are into shaved cat men? The Angarans are among the ugliest bipedal aliens BioWare has designed and not in a good way like the Batarians or Vorcha. My mate thinks he looks like a cross between a cat and a goat. I think the female angarans are kinda cute. But the dudes? I don't know. Somewhere between a cobra and a scrotum. If his romance was even remotely tolerable I could look past it, because let's face it - Garrus wasn't winning any modelling awards but was easily my favourite MET romance.
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Post by Bann Duncan on Apr 6, 2017 13:55:09 GMT
He isn't the weirdest looking alien to end up a romance option. That would be Garrus or Vetra. Turians look like they escaped from of Jurassic Park. Apparently some people don't mind a metal exoskeleton, mandibles, talons, and digitigrade legs. There are also people who were sad that Mordin, Kallo, Drack, or Wrex weren't romance options. Please excuse me while I projectile vomit. I'm fairly certain that a Turian vagina / cloaca acts as a sausage slicer if a human tries to inserts their squishy parts into it...
And the Turian male part likely has the consistency of a literal bone with spurs and spikes and all that goodness...
Just leaving this here...
Women are into shaved cat men? The Angarans are among the ugliest bipedal aliens BioWare has designed and not in a good way like the Batarians or Vorcha. My mate thinks he looks like a cross between a cat and a goat. I think the female angarans are kinda cute. But the dudes? I don't know. Somewhere between a cobra and a scrotum. If his romance was even remotely tolerable I could look past it, because let's face it - Garrus wasn't winning any modelling awards but was easily my favourite MET romance. That reminds me of how much I loved both Meer and Hale's delivery of the "Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face paint on there and no one will even notice."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 16:37:05 GMT
He isn't the weirdest looking alien to end up a romance option. That would be Garrus or Vetra. Turians look like they escaped from Jurassic Park. Apparently some people don't mind a metal exoskeleton, mandibles, talons, and digitigrade legs. There are also people who were sad that Mordin, Kallo, Drack, or Wrex weren't romance options. Please excuse me while I projectile vomit. I always thought the attraction to Turians is because of the coolness factor and Garrus' lovable personality which helped people look past the exoskeleton and talons. Probably. I just can't get past the fact that they look like the Prawns from District 9. I don't care how well the character is voiced acted or written, I just can't have the main character romance one.
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Post by danishgambit on Apr 6, 2017 16:53:11 GMT
Sera is the worst character in the history of BioWare (as IMO they realized during production, considering I have never seen a BW game with that many options to kick someone out of your party) but I would love to see those! What the hell is happening in our schools?
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Post by Rifneno on Apr 6, 2017 23:26:50 GMT
Salty Triss fanboy here. Don't take him seriously. Case closed. What was that? All I heard was " Cuck-a-doodle-do!" I'll never understand how anyone can have so pathetically little self-respect to put up with that hunchbacked avatar of Machiavellianism. There's a reason Dandelion refers to Geralt's relationship with her as "toxic." There's a reason Keira responds to one of Geralt's barbs by saying "You believe that Yennefer will stop treating you like a dog one day, but you don't hear me laughing." What do I have to be salty about? I don't have to put up with a Quasimodo-lookin' psychopath who reads my mind against my wishes, scolds me about secrecy from her, and then 10 minutes later demands I rob a friend and when I ask why, tells me secrecy is fine for HER, just not for ME. Who cries like a little bitch with a skinned knee that I was involved with someone else when I had amnesia and everyone thought she was dead despite the fact she herself wouldn't stop being fuckbuddies with someone until we were LITERALLY going to fight to the death over her. You know, a while earlier in the thread, I said something about how relationships aren't the way BioWare portrays them, and someone jokingly said it's becoming clear who around here has actually been laid. I feel the same way about Yennefer fanboys. If you think putting up with shit like hers is acceptable, it's CRYSTAL clear you have absolutely no experience with relationships that aren't pixelated. In the real world, in real relationships, you learn right-motherfuckin'-quick that being treated the way Yen treats Geralt isn't something to ever be tolerated.
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Post by Andrew Lucas on Apr 6, 2017 23:28:28 GMT
Ayy still so salty.
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Post by zipzap2000 on Apr 6, 2017 23:34:20 GMT
Salty Triss fanboy here. Don't take him seriously. Case closed. What was that? All I heard was " Cuck-a-doodle-do!" I'll never understand how anyone can have so pathetically little self-respect to put up with that hunchbacked avatar of Machiavellianism. There's a reason Dandelion refers to Geralt's relationship with her as "toxic." There's a reason Keira responds to one of Geralt's barbs by saying "You believe that Yennefer will stop treating you like a dog one day, but you don't hear me laughing." What do I have to be salty about? I don't have to put up with a Quasimodo-lookin' psychopath who reads my mind against my wishes, scolds me about secrecy from her, and then 10 minutes later demands I rob a friend and when I ask why, tells me secrecy is fine for HER, just not for ME. Who cries like a little bitch with a skinned knee that I was involved with someone else when I had amnesia and everyone thought she was dead despite the fact she herself wouldn't stop being fuckbuddies with someone until we were LITERALLY going to fight to the death over her. You know, a while earlier in the thread, I said something about how relationships aren't the way BioWare portrays them, and someone jokingly said it's becoming clear who around here has actually been laid. I feel the same way about Yennefer fanboys. If you think putting up with shit like hers is acceptable, it's CRYSTAL clear you have absolutely no experience with relationships that aren't pixelated. In the real world, in real relationships, you learn right-motherfuckin'-quick that being treated the way Yen treats Geralt isn't something to ever be tolerated. I agree that Yennifer fans are submissives in search of a stricter mother figure. But Triss lovers are usually about 14 and think in terms of "sweet betty" and "love forever true." So when you talk about who's been laid in real life based on the video game, I as a parent lose my shit and start laughing at both of you. *Sips Ryncol*
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