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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 13:36:33 GMT
Double Drell dicks and Namekians baby! I've gathered but holy shit... why? How? Whut? I don't know what context because I've skim-read shit, but if this is about what kind of new alien-thingy we would want in on a Mass Effect game and a gay male character, I keep harping on about that artist and their design of their particular alien hundreds of pages back. Also, I know enough of Dragon Ball Z to know what a Namek is, but I've... never liked Dragon Ball Z. Don't hurt me. lol nobody's gonna hurt you, you don't have to like it.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 13:14:02 GMT
Double Drell dicks and Namekians baby! Damn did I miss a party ;o; It gets like that almost every day here, so stick around.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 12:33:50 GMT
...What in sweet hell happen in the past few pages? Double Drell dicks and Namekians baby!
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 12:07:01 GMT
Akira Toriyama is soooo gay in the closet, because of that DBZ is so sexist and homophobic lol he always makes these male hot-as-fuck-bangeable characters and there're so many homosexual tension (VegetaxGoku otp), but that's it. I love the anime with all my guts, but that's the truth. Whis is so stereotyped "queer" and well-written character that I don't even know how this old bastard managed to create him. He just needs to confirm Whis' obvious gayness and we're all good. Nothing will make me question that Whis and Beerus are a married couple. I mean, Beerus gets pissed off if Whis eats without him. If anything, Whis is totally a homo. And I don't mind that he'd be a bit of a stereotype because he is strong as fuck. I think Akira said something like in terms of power, Goku is 6(-8?), Beerus is 10 and Whis is 15. Also "Oh my! Lord Beerus..." Hell yeah.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 12:03:44 GMT
I'm expecting someone with a thing for feet to pop up with a fanart or fanfic of Scott's webbed toes. It's going to happen, mark my words. I demand a love poem about Gil's Ass. Wait I'm a poet...dang...I may have to get on that. I'll give that a glowing review, just like Gil's ass.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:58:54 GMT
Oh no, tears... I think you're getting there man, stahp it. Are you dead yet? Haha you fool, you've actually gone backwards, getting colder bitch. *looking smug*
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:57:17 GMT
I feel like I'm the only one here that has like no experience with anime/yaoi/bara/whatever. lol Dragon Ball's like the only thing I've got some experience with, so you're not completely alone friend.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:56:05 GMT
The thirst is getting pretty real up in here. Where's my camera? tee hee Whoever brought the Namekians in here, I hope you know what you've done.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:54:39 GMT
Please, stretching...that kinda kills me, almost as much as flexing. You trying to kill me or something dude?Yes. Oh no, tears... I think you're getting there man, stahp it.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:50:22 GMT
Stahp it. He's too perfect... He is. Please, stretching...that kinda kills me, almost as much as flexing. You trying to kill me or something dude?
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:42:51 GMT
Piccolo is no.1 husbando Stahp it. He's too perfect...
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:33:22 GMT
I know a lot of people want more "alien" looking aliens, but I just want a really hot dude alien race that's always bisexual. I want dude Asari. Like 90% human, always sexy, obligatory option in every game. I don't understand why anyone that's into women doesn't get what a blessing this is. lol Namekians, monongendered all-male hot AF alien species (it's like the forth time I post this, no shame, and I know I will do it again) Oh wow. Look at those pink arms, and those pink abs. They stick out like crazy.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:05:57 GMT
LMAO at everyone tripping over each other to say Ken's gay. Hive mind is taking finally. This thread is basically a geth network of gay. Or collector, which is more likely. You know, we're scary and convert people with rainbow pods. One transformation into a pink glittery mass and back and you're gay. I think it's more you just get absorbed into the gayness blob.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 11:04:03 GMT
Legion is gay? I shouldn't be attracted to a flashlight tube alien thing, but I am. His legs are pretty good actually.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 10:58:09 GMT
LMAO at everyone tripping over each other to say Ken's gay. Hive mind is taking finally. The gay is everywhere. We are gay legion.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 10:40:16 GMT
Add some post its for "make Jill memes" and you basically have my life rn. Wait, how did you get access to my schedule?
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 9:32:16 GMT
That looks like his back part (with him being upside down), so maybe their tail serves as genitalia of some sort? I think that too, in Fornax's picture is bigger hahaha ok Ill stahp right there I've found other quarian from the comics, black and red, so anything is possible! Damn I thought he wasn't wearing a shirt under the jacket. Same colour shirt as face so I just saw him shirtless for a second. *sigh*
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 9:14:50 GMT
I've found this gorgeous female black drell fanart link
Drell anatomy linkWell...That's one science question answered. (I'm happier about my death scenario now) But maybe they're nice to you, they look after you. May not be a death scenario, if you don't die from pure love of course.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 9:10:19 GMT
Tekehu's bootyI witnessed a discussion once. About drell anatomy. 90% of participants were sure that they have 2 dicks, because lizards. Multitasking then. Not so bad.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 9:02:20 GMT
What about turian colors? My perfect turian would be black with blue stripes and blue eyes I want all the drells! I want to die in a gay orgy of multi-colored drells. Death by snoo snoo! Yes please. I want to be surrounded by so many different colours and flavours of abs!
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 1:54:40 GMT
To Jill: By the way, did you really mean "all races" or just humans? Krogan aren't really welcome and very few people want them to start making babies. They have a hard enough time, in case you haven't heard. The Asari certainly don't need your help. The Turians? Cool, show me the the dextro world and tons of specific food they would need to stay alive. The canned goods can't last forever. The Salarians? Shoot, they've got that covered and I'm sure there were breeding contracts signed before take off. The rest aren't even here yet. And yeah, feel free to tell the Quarians when they show up to start a new life that they can stay on the Flotilla. Do you have clean rooms, the right food and other such needs ready on the Nexus? They traveled 2 million fucking light years to possibly get a planet to live on. I'm the damn Pathfinder and I have yet to find a viable world for dextro flora and fauna. Your ovaries have taken over your mind and have destroyed your logic. Now piss off." Jill's a bigger villain than the Archon. Like a million times worse.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 1:26:42 GMT
Oh wow. is there even a Bro-Tier 6? Or does it stop being just bros at that point? Oh totally. Bio-Tier 6 is when you practice making out (completely platonic mind you) with each as practice for your future girlfriends/wives. Bro-Tier 7 on the otherhand is basically just Gay-Tier 1. Huh. I thought hanging out shirtless together was about as bro as it gets, but making out? Totally platonic. Oh god, don't let Jaal and Liam find this chart, the Tempest is gonna get so 'bro'.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 1:14:37 GMT
Shirtless and half naked, yes. Naked and trading clothes, no. Really? Being naked and trying each other clothes is Bro-Tier 5 on the Platonic male relationship chart. It's basically the male equivalent of doing each others hair. Oh wow. is there even a Bro-Tier 6? Or does it stop being just bros at that point?
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 1:03:32 GMT
Wow, Liam. I know you're one of the most insecure party members and potential LIs in BioWare history, but at least close your eyes when you kiss the girl. That's just one small reason on top of a growing pile of reasons why I'll never do his romance. PS: Could you keep your shirt on? I know plenty of guys that would prefer to see Gil. I'm good, thanks. Seriously, what was up with the Liam/Jaal getting naked scene? Most of my friends are guys and I've seen plenty of odd male bonding before. Getting naked and trading clothes/armor isn't one of them. If that is what the "female gaze" is supposed to be like, then I'll pass. Wait... You have never seen or heard of two straight dudes just hanging out half naked? Where I come from we just call that dude-bonding. Perfectly normal. Yeah, tends to happen in quite casual environments, and I'm totally cool with it.
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Post by Salty Drell on Apr 9, 2017 0:58:00 GMT
Wow, Liam. I know you're one of the most insecure party members and potential LIs in BioWare history, but at least close your eyes when you kiss the girl. That's just one small reason on top of a growing pile of reasons why I'll never do his romance. PS: Could you keep your shirt on? I know plenty of guys that would prefer to see Gil. I'm good, thanks. Seriously, what was up with the Liam/Jaal getting naked scene? Most of my friends are guys and I've seen plenty of odd male bonding before. Getting naked and trading clothes/armor isn't one of them. If that is what the "female gaze" is supposed to be like, then I'll pass. I'll be honest, if Liam wants to chill with his shirt off on my ship I'm cool with that. Whatever makes him comfortable.
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