Share your favourite banter/quotes!

OK! I've played DA2 more times then I have fingers and toes and this is the first I've heard this and OMG I died laughing.

ELF NPC Docks (Day): "Elf this" and "Elf that," I'll elf your mother."

I'll admit, I haven't read through the thread yet - so I'm just going to assume that most of the best of the humorous lines have already been posted, so I'm going to go with another one I've always liked:

Merrill: Are you all right?
Anders: I nearly killed an innocent girl. How could I be all right?  There is no definition of alright that fits this state.
Merrill: I'm sorry.
Anders: You're sorry? For me? This could be you! You could be the next monster threatening helpless girls!
Merrill: Anders... There's no such thing as a good spirit. There never was.
Merrill: All spirits are dangerous. I understood that. I'm sorry that you didn't.  

For all that Anders berates Merrill about being naïve and dangerous when it comes to the demon, I think this exchange shows that it was actually Merrill that knew better what she was getting into/the risks of dealing with the demon than Anders when he first took Justice in.  

But then you get the flip side if Anders did kill that girl:

Anders: It's not a good feeling, you know.
Merrill: What?
Anders: Being an abomination. I just got a taste of your future.
Merrill: I'm not that foolish. Our relationship is, um, strictly platonic.
Anders: It's like you're trapped in your own body, seeing out your eyes, while someone else moves you like a puppet.
Anders: And you're trying to scream, to move a single muscle, but there's no escape. Until you look down at the blood on your hands...
Merrill: Stop it. You're scaring me.
Anders: That's the point.

At this point Anders truly understands the risks better than Merrill, having just lived them.

Was just watching videos of the different party banters during MotA - loved when sweet, innocent Merrill started trolling Anders and Sebastian

Carver: So... you're not like other girls...
Merrill: No - I'm an elf!

Yeah, Merrill is adorable.  There's some good banter between those two.  Can't remember them now but they made me laugh when I first heard them.

Varric:*fake Orlesian accent* oh...but the Hanged Man is so filty, heheh (his laugh is so great as he says that xD)

“I don’t know why, but I do. So I go to them. The moment they die, they look at me. They know I’m the one that’s killed them, and that makes me the most important thing in the world.” - Cole

Well, that's not psychotic or anything...

You know, I just had Merrill mention Duncan in my current playthrough - which is a Warden Tabris world-state. Merrill would have only met Duncan if he went to the clan in the origin, correct? So does that mean that Duncan may have shown up at all the other Origins like a day late to save them or something?My happy headcanon world is actually a Tabris/Cousland dual Warden-verse (I'd love to add my Brosca to the mix, but a couple of her decisions were too different and I feel she would get overshadowed by the other two...)


I have used "Maker's breath" and "Andraste's ass" in daily life. And love that quote of Varric's as well

Merrill: Do you have a parrot, Isabela?
Isabela: What would I want a parrot for?
Merrill: What about a peg leg? Do you have one of those?
Isabela: You can see that I don't, dear.

"There's no such thing as a good spirit. There never was." - Merrill