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Isabela: Justice is an idea. It makes sense in a world of ideas, but not in our world.

That solely depends on your idea of justice. Mine is peaceful coexistance with all parties comprimising a little.

No, I'm not doing this again

I'm not sure how well I remember them, but those are my favorites:
Carver: "I don't hate you because you're a mage. I hate you because you won't shut up about it."

Isabela: "What if some of your children asked you: What's a whore?"
Aveline: "I would point a finger at you and say: That's a whore."

Isabela: "That last night..."
Fenris: "I'll see you tonight."
I: "...That was direct."
F: "You expected flowers or something?"
I: "Don't be ridiculous!"
F: "Then I see you tonight."

Aveline: "Those slavers never made it to jail."
Fenris: "You always know how to make me smile."

Varric: "What do you do in that giant house?"
Fenris: "Dance, of course."

Anders (after getting a lecture from Aveline about his reputation): "Your husband was a templar. Tell me, are they all as dirty as I heard?"

I love almost all, but there some of my favorites

Not funny ones, but character wise:

Bethany: So, you were in the Circle and ran away. I don't know if I'd be brave enough to do that.
Anders: You've been an apostate your whole life.
Bethany: Exactly. It was never anything I had to work for. Other people always took the risks, to keep me free.

Bethany: I know it didn't work the way you wanted, but... it was brave, what you did with Justice.
Anders: It was meant well. I don't know if that's enough to forgive me.
Bethany: It must have been hard for him, being trapped outside the Fade. In a place where no one's like him. I bet he appreciated having a friend.
Anders: He did.

Aveline: Just to be clear Anders: when this is over, you will turn yourself in for your crime.
Anders: I'm well aware of your commitment to oppression.
Aveline: The laws of the land. Fairly applied to everyone.
Anders: That...is actually something I'd very much like to see.

And all Anders–Fenris banter, included the jealous ones

Samson:

Funny ones:

Anders: Although...a favor for a favor. Does that sound like a fair deal? You help me, I'll help you?
Hawke: Let's be more specific. I don't do anything involving children or animals.

Varric: You know, Junior, it's eerie how much of a resemblance there is between you two.
Carver: We're brothers. What's eerie about that?
Varric: Ooh, you thought I meant Hawke. I was talking about Gamlen.
Carver: Maker, I hate you dwarf.

Fenris: Sour ale, vomit, and the smell of desperation.
Anders: And this is one of the better taverns around here.
Fenris: They let you in. It can't be that much better.

Fenris:

to tacsear :

Anders: You do have an opinion on mages, don't you?
Isabela: Of course I do. I just don't feel a constant need to bring it up. (Sighs) Mages don't worry me. And I don't believe the templars when they say I should be worried. I'm more likely to be shanked in a bar than eaten by an abomination. You can hear those coming a mile away. "Grr. Argh!" "Oh, is that an abomination coming to eat us? We should get out of here!"
Anders: Abominations don't go, "Grr. Argh."
Isabela: They don't? I should rethink the whole thing, then.

I always thought that they made some monsterous voice too, shit.

Arishok: What say you?
Sarc Hawke: I'm a bit stuck on the "deny or die" part.

Isabela: Besides, one day you and Donnic will have children, and I'll be the last person you want around them.
Isabela: Imagine all the awkward questions you'd have to answer. "Mother, what's a Slattern?"
Aveline: I'll just point at you and say, "That's a Slattern."


That exchange gets me every time.

Flemeth: [...] Watch for that moment, and when it comes, don't hesitate to leap! It is only when you fall that you learn, whether you can fly.
Hawke: Cheap advice from a dragon.
Flemeth: We all have our challenges.

It's funny when he actually pulls a dragon out of his ass

hehehe, indeed.

Sarcastic Hawke is the best.

"I was drawn in by the intoxicating aroma of stale piss and vomit."
"Thank the Maker for small miracles, hmm?"
"Someday, I'd like to go one week without meeting an insane mage. Just one week."
"Look at these guards. I doubt either of them have to worry about having pretty children."
"I always thought it tasted like chicken."
"The way you two carry on... people will talk!"
"You should pay someone else. Like me. I like being paid."
"Yes, stay out. Now if you'll excuse me."
"Ooh, cloak and dagger phrases! How about... the queasy crow flies at midnight?"
"That does ring a bell. Hard to remember.. I've killed so many things."
"Whoever's hiding had better come out. Unless you're a dragon. Then feel free to keep hiding."
"At least it can't get worse. Today, anyway. It's pretty late."

And let's not forget..

"What's a Mekel?"