Schmooples' Den! The DA News Discussion Thread

Oh, you better believe that gay men are as serious and strict about what they fancy as straight men! Though, I feel like in most cases, if you just give gay dudes a hunk with some big big muscles, you'll be good. But the same goes to straight men, give the women some big tits with an hourglass figure and that's good enough LMAO.

Of course, this is just a generalization before anyone gets massively butthurt please I'm just joking! For the most part...

Just google "gay lesbian yaoi chart" and you'll see that you're 100% correct lmao

Catching up on the thread, but this makes sense, if the threats are so numerous; Tevinter, Old Gods, Solas and other god(s), Qunari more directly than ever, Black Divine(?), who knows what else from Thedas and the Fade.

I HATE today's trailer, but the concept itself makes sense.

I don't love that we go from Inquisition to the Veilguard, just because I want some variety in titles and these two are too close to each other, both being organizations. But whatever. I hope any hypothetical remake of DA2 gets renamed Exodus, so we go from Origins-Exodus (movement), Exodus-Inquisition ('Biblical'), Inquisition-Veilguard, but we move on in an next game away from organization names.

Just watched the trailer & I've gotta say, I'm not really impressed, I wasn't a fan of the poppy out flashy character cards & personally didn't really like the character designs & in short, after all this time waiting, I feel as though this is seriously under par, as surely the trailer should set the tone for the game right? Please don't tell me it's gonna be some quippy Maevelesque type banter & approach, that horse has been flogged long after death.

So I'm not feeling hyped for this, hopefully the gameplay trailer will assuage my doubts, we'll see.

Just my thoughts

Should've figured out that Rook's armor in the leaks would be the default marketing look

Kek, there is definitely a lot of truth to that. But honestly the worst thing is when your tastes are more diverse and you don't just want the same old same old bara (or gay yaoi lmao) all the time. Short hair, facial hair, body hair, big muscles. Short hair, facial hair, body hair, big muscles. Short hair, facial hair, body hair, big muscles... Like come on, give me something new and exciting, I've seen this same character for the past 14 years!! I think the Japanese have once referred to this design as '' ikahomo '' lol.

Anyway to be on-topic... uhhhh, well I'm curious about how they are going to handle Emmrich's romance (if he has one???) since he is definitely an older fella. Blackwall was older too though, so I guess it's not really anything new. But Blackwall wasn't exactly a huge draw for women. Though he is the finest man in Dragon Age, you better believe...

Well that's probably true. We know '' beggars can't be choosers '' so we have to settle with what we have and be thankful, because if we start banging pots and pissing all over, you bet even the last remnants of what we want can be taken away LMAO. And there's the entire '' look, nothing is ever good enough for them!!! '' line of thought.

Is our feathered friend here the protag?

Hehe I'll shrug   

To be fair they hav emade a lo to fimprovements to things like hair sinc eDAI came out. So that's understandable 

I don't think we have to settle, but it is nice to acknowledge where you cross a line in behavior when you don't get what you want.

Yeah I'd lik eto se ethe CC as well