*****Your last Pug in one word*****

Great

So basically I was bored and went for a game as Krolard/Javelin. U/U gave me a White Hazard/Collectors GiP where I found a cheesgar Volus and a melee Juggernaut, a fourth pug joined shortly after me. Except for the Volus who ragegelled every single time, the game was mostly unremarkable until Wave 10.
Wave 10 came and we got devices. The host, out of gels since Wave 8, went over the other side of the map to nuke the spawn and, of course, never came back. Devices were in tricky positions but without the Volus around we activated all of them without further incident.
Wave 11, the host went in the same spot as before to nuke another spawn and died again as result. The juggernaut tried to save him but died in the middle of the crowd and joined the Volus in spectator mode.
Epilogue: with 5 seconds to go, I reached the EZ and found a half-dead Abomb right behind the Destroyer. I charged him and ended up as lone survivor.

I play volus kits more or less for fun. Before Revenant, I used Striker on him

Filthy.

Wanted to blow off some steam after playing a Plat trio on Jade (host preset for their Drell Inf...) where I was left alone, as a molasses-walking speed PPR Destroyer, to kill most of the Banshees and Primes that got close. Truly more important to kill distant enemies to catch up to my score than run-wreckers collapsing the group's pocket... and finishing off the trash enemies I'm a breath away from melting because what is efficiency and good teamwork? I still finished with a 4K lead. So to burn off my frustration from that asshattery, I took my pure sniping Gold class (Widow Human Infiltrator with Paladin meme-sidearm) into a UUG that became Vancouver Cerberus. Teammates seemed like they would struggle mightily and probably fail without an anchor, although the host had a decent grasp on the gameplay fundamentals. The enemies seemed to have a barely perceptible hardware lag which might have tempered the AI a tad.

Enter the filth. I was hitting all my shots and probably had one of my best games in terms of accuracy and results. I estimate at least 80 headshot kills. Could have been more, but even ballpark estimates are difficult with tracking metrics ending at 20. In any event, I reached 20 headshot kills during Wave 2, which was about when someone left (in disgust? lol) who was quickly replaced. Some sequences of nonchalant dominance would have looked botlike to observers, but I wasn't nearly as fast as they would be. I slowed my roll a bit during the middle waves because I felt a little dirty and I know it's not much fun playing with someone performing as I was, but I had to reassert myself in the later waves to maintain some stability. Still, I believe I did 3/4 devices during Wave 10 and earned the 10 revive medal. I love the art of pulling off daring revives that shouldn't be possible, threading the needle of life in the vicinity of death.

In short,


Bonus game in one word: XD


Missile in the front (to clear the upload circle), phantom sword in the back.

I was a standard GI Jav, so an ideal class for that map. My team was not winning that match without a carry, but they did an okay job with the space I managed to provide them (whether or not they understood that was my goal). Yes, we won. No, I did not maintain the divinity of "my team's score combined", because (1) I was executed Wave 10 as shown and said, (2) during Wave 11 I almost always ensure that the enemy spawn point between extraction and "the room" is blocked for an easier retreat, which leaves me with little to shoot, and (3) Wave 11 missiles from teammates, naturally.

Owned....



Plat/Cerb/Goddess



So me and a guy that i'm friends with decided to do a plat match....now it was cerb, but at the time there was a banshee that snatched up my partner...no worries tho because this banshee was low on health AND was the last enemy on the field. So im the destroyer and i'm tanking her around the map. Now shes warping, but her health is extremely low....it was to the point to where i could just unload on her and its a wrap.

But she keeps warping and i'm like "no way...her health should be gone by now"....she had a slither of health left...i'm in destroyer mode with AP 4 and a fully loaded Typhoon....and yet she warps right in front of me with her slither of health and before i could turn and run?....she snatches me up....i know my partner was like wtf man!!!?... ....i should've played it safe, but i felt like this guy from the movie "Feast".....







Luckily after my a$$ got waxed a vorcha came in at the very last second right before that "mission failed" screen, which i'm sure would have came up if he didn't come and cook that damn banshee well done with a side of hot sauce....not sure what wave it was, but it was very early...maybe wave 1 or 2, but we ended up making extraction when another shadow infil came in and assisted....

Gem

As in those rare ones hidden out there in Puggerlands. Among all the Reegars, Harriers and Puggernauts you can sometimes find some fun kits used by capable players. Had a couple of games with someone named SimplyKaicel: Melee between waves, swarmer nuking and a "thx for the games" afterwards.



GGs - highly recommended 

I joined a couple of matches in progress that went well, then another where we wiped on wave 10.

To those who I played with (if you are on here): I am sorry, but this is my second day back playing ME3 multiplayer on PC in over a few years (and I just ramped it up to Gold difficulty) and I am terrible with a keyboard and mouse. I am used to playing with a controller, so I end up spending too much time trying to hit the right keys to use powers or equipment, then hoping I get my fingers correctly back onto WASD.

I may have to look into installing a controller mod to see if that helps.

Quarians.

Having spent some stressful (this is what I feel seeing 2-page replies) time educating the story subforum on the matter, I equipped my favourite suit rat and went into the puglands. Landed with another quarian host (Wraith FE) and readied up. The pug got rid of the rocket launcher and started sending me melees after a few waves, which also stresses me a little (I feel that responding to this is a promise that I won't fuck things up, which I usually can't give) but in the end not only we took care of all the objectives and dominated the whoreboard but I also didn't go down until a CF and opspack lags on extraction (HDagger/Reapers... ). Then we played a few more games with funny kits, making noise and melting bosses in seconds with combos from the entire team.

Anyway, MetaStotle is an appreciated pug.

Yes it is You get meleed between waves, that means "hi, don't fuck it up, use your missiles, use your medigel and get 20 headshots" OR ELSE

Fast nuking

Hmm.. I guess you took it too seriously

If you don't melee back, it's a sign of bad manners and being rude. Heavy melee is like a high five. If you refuse it, it's no better than playing with PUGs. All I have to say, it was my fastest pug match in my life. Sub 14 with excessive nuking from our TGI/Harrier illustrious host. Anyway, nice bumping into you.

Duo
Had a nice gold duo with ArdatYakshi(sth) who played good Juggy. I had no lag whatsoever. My Claymore registered all the shots I wanted, like on my own brilliant host. Bugz lost a lot of heads tonight. GG

Slou start
That was probably the longest match start I've ever had. Probably a minute between arrival and start of wave 1. Lag was noticeable but not atrocious. Which was surprising. I had a nice conversation with drell-11. We exchanged some complaints about our host Overall it we decided to stay and help others earn those credits. Unfortunately the game ended after the host left the game. I just could ask myself only one question..

Have you ever been too drunk to PuG Silver?

I have.

CURRY MEH SILVA POOGIES

Banshee....



Gold/white/Reapers....


Not sure what was up with this particular banshee..but she wanted some of this caramel chocolate goodness.....it might have been wave 8 (i always seem to die on that wave... )....and she was just hounding me the entire wave. couldn't even concentrate on lesser enemies, because by the time i tried to focus on one, she'd be right on my a$$.....so after getting annoyed with her, i just turned and stated politely "wow...congrats on the pregnancy...who's the lucky father?"....and she stated.."WHAT? i'm not pregnant!"....then i stated "oh uhm....what pretty eyes you have miss bans---hurragghh!"....


What really happened was that i got caught in a cover animation while running and she snatched me up when i tried to break cover......sometimes you can't escape your fate.....she was determined...seemed like she ignored everybody else on the map....