*****Your last Pug in one word*****

Satisfying......

Started a U/U/S solo with my Warlord. Joined by another Warlord part way through wave 2 or 3. Much smashing and headbutting ensued. The guy stuck around for a couple more matches and continued headbutting and smashing. Me happy Krolord. AAARRRRRGGGGG! They're DEAD!

P.S. Been watching Dayman's GIF above while typing this. My head hurts......
P.P.S. Very Krogan GIF. I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

Melee BW Sniper AIU Cos why not right?

Not typical, I have a German friend on PSN who has two friends and they sometimes invite me as a fourth to their trio. They speak German among themselves and English to me. I only emphasized that they're Germans because they had a mic and were talking to each other constantly. But they could have been Austrians, though



Was he melkien0? I only saw him with a DAI+BW build, and he is really good with it.

Striker/Destroyer

But it worked out. It wasn't a glitcher - just a newb.

Pugs are on some unknown performance enhancements drugs these days...

Lash

Host was a BatGuard who specs completely out of Biotic Charge, but at least he camps his Preset Dagger Donut and spams Lash at Preset Cerberus like there's no tomorrow

I had to quit that match on Wave 2 to come and tell you guys about it because I just couldn't keep something like this to myself for an entire game

Yeah, it is quite challenging, starting MP, especially if you're not used to it. It can take quite long to get decent weapons and equipment, but the process is enjoyable.
I suggest you check out this youtube channel for advice.
www.youtube.com/user/N7SPECOPS
Although it's mostly full of advanced Gold and Platinum gameplay, there are quite a few beginners' guides.

I'll make note of your Origin ID so I know you are a new MP BSNer and try not to deride you too much when you fail miserably

If I forget just remind me ingame

Sorry I have to send you another friend request, the last one took up my entire friends list and i have no idea how to get it back to the full list without deleting the request even though you already accepted it and i accidentally unfriended you trying and failing to figure it out

Biotic BOOMS on Condor...
Cooked them in reactor in game before...

Funnel

Dropped GiP into London/Cerberus/Gold with a TGI Spitfire host, and nobody else. He was camping the entrance LZ around the left side corner, and letting the entire everything come to him. When I entered and saw this, I texted "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL" at him and advanced through the map.

We picked up a few pugs along the way, and the game was mostly unremarkable throughout. The two other pugs, of course, were little more than decoys. At Wave 10 End/Wave 11 Start, host checked the scoreboard, noticed that he was 30k behind, and quit immediately. I spent all of Wave 11 wrapping up the match the same way as it started: I took my place at the leftside corner and Chain Cloaked as the other two pugs fumbled around trying to get to the LZ.

EPILOGUE: With 30 seconds to go, a 4th pug joined the match. I had a full supply of missiles, thanks to the quitting host, and all he had to do was follow me around to the right as I made a run for the LZ, nuking everything in sight. Instead, he wandered up to the balcony, died, and got stomped, with 5 seconds left in the match. He was gone before the final score even came up, but it was too late to save his reputation, I memorized his name.

Perch

Dropped GiP into Normal Reactor/Geth/Gold, host was a Geth of some sort (either GI or GE) and all he did the entire match was sit in the little balcony. Of course the rest of us who joined moved around the map and did all of the objectives. I texted:

Do you ever move from that spot?
I bet this is a preset map too

He did leave once or twice when he saw me at the Reactor door killing topside spawns before he had a shot on them, so he came to try and steal some of those. I texted:

OMG HE MOVED

He was no help whatsoever with any of the Objective Waves at all. Wave 11 started, he was about 30k behind me, he had a good gimmick going but I was outplaying it. I texted:

I bet he moves to nuke spawns now too

But instead, he just stood there, and didn't even shoot at a single enemy the entire Wave. I texted:

LOL he gave up

Back in the lobby, I texted:

Try moving, that's a good trick

Then came here to shitpost about him