*****Your last Pug in one word*****

Veni, vidi, vici.

Chill. This evening's batches weren't bad. I read about this crazy idea called Quarian Female Infiltrator with the Claymore shotgun. It was such a ridiculous, brilliant idea. Blew holes in Reapers for about 3 random bronzes. Last was a 2-man with a Geth Juggy. Was a blast.

Solo-Breaker

Joined a GIP on White/Reapers/Gold during the Wave 6 objective. To my surprise the only other player there was a grenade-less(!) Wraith (!!) AIU. Together we managed to finish the four remaining waves in about half an hour without too many consumables wasted.

Had 6 wonderful games on DynamikDarryl's host who was apparently playing with the friends and chatting over mic. I was the only one to use console chat. First game was hectic, second was laggy but very fast with all infiltrators, third was on Jade with geth plus some quarian help, 4th was all volus (some with batarian gauntlet!), 5th was all asari (two adepts, valkyrie, and me as vanguard) and 6th was all vanilla human including 3 adepts (one melee) and me as sentinel with krysae. All were smooth and very cool. Such a pleasant experience, especially the volus game. Volus are OP, it was almost 10 waves survived.

No

I managed to play a few matches this morning. Took my batarian slasher and quick searched gold and landed in a game in progress. Geth on Vancouver and I notice there was someone playing a geth trooper and flaming everything. Also armed with the acolyte. Match ends, host leaves and now I'm hosting. So I choose a different character, other people join in and I realize the geth player is still there. Then suddenly they send me a message asking me to preset to platinum/reapers. I look at his load out and they have NO equipment on. Not even a gear bonus. I ignored his message and the match starts anyway. As soon as all players are in the game, he sends another message "please my friend???" For fuck's sakes. Anyway he does the old acolyte/flamer setup and just burns everything to full duration while blinding other team mates. They died a lot too so there's that. Two games with the guy and I was done.

Widow Geth Engineer-Black Widow QMI 120k-88k
Order has been established in the universe again
(On a more serious note: it is truly amazing that many pugs still don't have the slightest idea how to fight against Collectors, especially Abominations.)

Did a three player Gold match as the Collector Adept using the Collector AR, with another Collector Adept (CSMG) and a Havok (Lancer). It would have been OK on almost any map and faction. Unfortunately it was Geth/Rio, so we were doomed to fail from the start.

It was actually going great for a while, with lots of Biotic Explosions, all until wave 3, with the center hack. We all must have used about 3 or 4 Medi-gel each and we spent more time in the stagger animation than out of it.

By Wave 7 (after an irritating Targets), we were being bombarded by so many Drones and Rocket Troopers. On wave 9 it was looking good! For about two seconds. The other two were executed at the same time. But I had a plan: All the Geth were at the box of shame, so all I had to do was run up the stairs and kite...Pyro. Fire. Slow power animation. Stamp. The end.

w00t?

I was running Zombiemod today. First match quite the usual. Abombs left and right, pugs dying en masse, me clutching a wave. All with the juggy I might add. Stuck with the juggy for the second match. And what do we get all of a sudden. 5ws! w00t wot? If I´m not mistaken the first pug died on w8. Haven´t had that one yet.

awesome!

lvca was kind enuff to host so we had some nice games  and also some spanish leasons



and maricon

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2 level 8 volus' with shurikens joined my lobby.

Clueless.
I have started a Plat lobby, got two pugs. First of them came with a Mantis, which made me remember about bringing an OS sniper rifle, so I switched to a GE+Widow. Other two pugs was the typical "I am Jugg I can't die" folk and a BW-using Shadow (?, didn't watch more closely) who joined in W2.
Match went well, 170k with a Widow and a no-cloak character is good, considering it was Vancouver-Geth. Extracted and all. During W9, when I remained alone I got a message from the Shadow. After the match, I read it it was a rant about me being the worst team player ever. So Tara the Tigress, if you're here, let me explain in details why it SEEMED like I'm the worst teammate (if i'm the worst teamplayer ever, then I'm jealous because you didnt have bad teammates yet). Before I start, let me remind you that's with a character to whom a Geth Turret and a Combat Drone is a serious damage source and with the two of you constantly cloaking dumped greater aggro on me than expected.

1. If a teammate dies, I assess the situation. I will not blindly rush in to save them especially with a kit who has 250 HP with 1100 shield on Platinum (and especially if the teammate dying is a useless one, but apart from the Juggy we didn't have that problem). I did that way too much, and without cloak it's just aking for death. If I can revive him safely of without me dying, I will do that. If the situation isn't a zerg rush, I will do that, but don't expect me to just be a designated healer or something, because this game doesn't have that.
2. If I'm running away from teammates, that's not by accident, that's me planning ahead and avoiding me stunlocked to death multiple times in an overrun situtaion. Staying with teammates who doesn't have high enough damage output on Plat (because let's face it, the Mantis guy did well and much better than I expected, but still not someone who could seriously throw his weight in a Plat match if things go haywire.) isn't recommended. There is no shame in running, and you could see me running away situations often because Vancouver is a big map with lots of sniping situation for Primes, Phantoms and Rocket Troopers.
3.You stating that I have never helped is plain and simple bullshit. I was on the targets, I disabled devices and if a teammate did that, I placed a healing turret near them. I'm not writing what I write because of bragging, but because I think it is the truth: you would have wiped without me. You were good, but you would have never made it to the end with constantly sticking the other two pugs, because in many situation that was nothing but a blooshed waiting to happen. I have placed turrets over revived/dying teammates even if I wasn't the one who revived. When I was disconnected I could have just leave you three alone as I have lost W3 and W6 money, but I rejoined. So saying that I never helped is just nonsense.

I really wish that you will never meet a worse teamplayer than me. I'm not saying that sarcastically, but honestly.

After he got stuck with a stick at the extraction zone,



I could only agree