*****Your last Pug in one word*****

Bizarre.

Dropped into a fairly experienced looking, all biotic lobby with my Justicar. It was preset to Glacier/Reapers, but I decided to stay to enjoy the biotic destruction. The game started, and one of the players nuked the first spawn. I thought that was odd, but shrugged it off. Wave 2 began, and the other two PUGs nuked a spawn each. WTF?? Start of wave 3, and someone else nuked a spawn, while another of the PUGs grabbed the pizza and went on a "tour" of the map. He eventually delivered it after a few deaths, and did the same with the second.

The next three waves involved some more spawn nuking, and I guess they decided the "tougher" waves weren't worth the missiles. They did however save a couple for the wave 10 targets.

I got back to the lobby and realised all their gamertags had the "1st" suffix. They were obviously coordinating, but I don't understand the end goal. Why nuke the early waves, and not the more difficult ones? Who the fuck taught them this brilliant strategy? Needless to say I bailed out as soon as it was over.

I was going to say "that was me sorry," but clearly this did not involve Cerberus and therefore there were no Dragoons present requiring rage justice nukes.

Pugsbetrippin'

Pugging, landed in a London/Geth/gold preset. Host is a talon mercenary with a disciple 3 and commando package only.

They scored 90k, purely with the Omni bow. There was a falcon TGI (actually classy) keeping the Geth stunlocked.

Next game saw a switch to U/U/G, with the host switching to a Raider AIU. Reapers/London and I end up with 250k to the next highest 60k - the pugs proved they were better than that in the previous game. I was surprised.

So,it sounds like you're on the Primes and Rocket Troopers official butthurt list.

Fun.

White/Collectors/Gold with my collector, no hard-freeze yay, finally finished SMG mastery again too using a locust. Full extraction, good teamwork.

How pugs see themselves:



How they actually look:

Yep.
Know that feeling only too well

Talkative.

I had a couple of games with a host using his mic in a lobby full of mute pugs like me, while I was running a full melee Vorcha Soldier, skipping Carnage. Not my favourite build, but there's not much point having multiple accounts if I use the same builds all the time. I'm also low on Incendiary ammo, so had Cryo on my Graal. Better than nothing, right? And certainly better than the 'precisely nothing' that my teammates were all sporting.

The host, using a vanilla Human Engineer, had a degree of knowledge about the game mechanics, and something close to an obsession about Fire Explosions. He repeatedly extolled the virtues of teamwork and the importance of earning credits as quickly as possible, though why he pre-selected the Hazard version of Glacier and didn't equip consumables confused me slightly. I really seemed to wind him up by (in his mind) not allowing him to detonate FEs, or (again, in his mind) not using Flamer in short bursts. So it turns out I'm a scorewhore, despite doing most of the objectives, using missiles appropriately, and reviving my teammates. He scored about 100k less than me, and despite my revive medals he continued to lecture me in the lobby. I tried to time my exit for maximum dramatic effect, but felt he may have missed the humour, so couldn't resist sending him a 'friendly tip' message afterwards, reminding him that Vorcha need to kill to stay alive, pondering why he didn't equip some elemental ammo himself if he wanted to make Fire Explosions. My defence for such immaturity is that I was highly tickled by the fact that his gamer tag includes the word 'silence'. If only.

Ah, that explains a lot.
Back in the days of drink.
I was (probably) pissed

I don't normally replay games, but I'd guarantee there are so many parts of ME3 that are either very hazy at best, or that I outright don't remember that it would be like a new game 

Something to ponder.

Lorinsen9? I leave immediately when I see that name. Also l0unny's scimitar is hacked.

Frantic, Reapers/Dagger/Gold.
Was in a rush to finish up for the afternoon so I played a little too aggressively with my Quarian soldier. Faceplanted a few times, raged many a gel, but I did save a pug just as a banshee was about to sync em. Good deed of the day done.
Welp, I didn't extract on account of burning up all my gels in previous waves and getting gang banged by a pair of brutes doesn't help either. On the plus side I finished up my Dagger Gold waves in that game, every cloud.

I think their name was a string of numbers, so neither of those people. I have run into both of those morons before, though, although usually when I encountered l0unny they had the game modded so that no one's shields took any damage, so I guess they've evolved if they've now moved on to hacking the scimitar.