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Number one, I thought I had told you before: I don't like children.


Next Up: Marcus Brody

As Foghorn Leghorn:

"This coyote is more mixed up than a weathervane in a hurricane."

"Now set yourself down boy and I'mma gonna learn you how to post."

"Pay attention, boy. Ahem."

"The trick is to think before you write."

"Put down your words ... boy, pay attention ..."

"And always use one of them new-fangled spellcheckers at the end."

"Now where was I? Oh, yeah, you coulda learn a lot from me if you just pays attention."

Next up: Daffy Duck

As Neville Chamberlain:

"No, no we do not really need to fear Kale, we need to appease kale, let it grow and it will leave us alone, it may grow all over france but it will not cross the channel."

Next: Sleeping Beauty.

As Cal Kestis: "Wait I thought I grabbed my light sabre from the closet to go sith fighting, why do I have an umbrella in my hand?"

Next up: Willie Wonka

As Josey Wales:

"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean."

"I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win."

"And I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Vancouver: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches."

"So don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining. That's just the way it is."

Next up: Rooster Cogburn

As Calvin "Slick" Stanhope: -The Best part of being a lawman, is I get to choose who goes to jail.

Next: Picasso

As Indira Gandhi, "Yeah, I'm the young hip Gandhi, the one that actually has hair...mwa ha ha ha ha"

Next: Deagol

As Max Reebo "got a new gig opening up for some band called the Rolling Stones. They are a new favorite of Jabba the Hutts it seems"

Next up:

Max, the Grinch's dog.

House: "We've ruled out tuberculosis and the plague. It could be lymphoma, so to rule that out we'll remove her spleen and see what develops."

Next up: Emperor Palpatine

As T.E. Lawrence:
-The problem, you see, was that every time I attended a party, everyone wanted to hear about my part in the Arab revolt, when all I wanted to do was match stick tricks.

Next: Professor Moriarty

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OK, I think I've scared the freaky blue-eyed peasants enough


next up:  Faye (from ANTHEM)