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As: Cleopatra:

(Dissolves pearls in white wine vinegar)

"Antony, you can kiss our asp!"

(Drinks the dissolved pearls.)

Next up: Napoleon Bonaparte

As Kim Kardashian:

(Combs long black hair)

"Ahhhhhh I smell like strawberries!

I must make arrangements to buy some new jewels, seems my stock was depleted. I just have to call my hubby for the money......now who is my hubby this week again?"

Next Up: Marie Antoinette

As Blackbeard

"Arrrrr, Arrrrr matey I was once in yee old tavern when me parrot on me shoulder asked me what the 18th letter of the alphabet was and I replied Arrrrr....Arrr..Now all the land lubbers think pirates just say Arrrr for no good reason. And as for me name? I use shoe polish as blonde beard just don't sound right."

Next up: General Patton

As: Audie Murphy

"Hey, where did everybody go?"

Next up: Catherine the Great.

As Harry Potter:

-If I take this stone and touch it, will it corrupt me, or is it I, who will corrupt the stone?

Next: Indiana Jones

As Captain Kirk: "Ground .....control........to......major tom.....ground control....to ....major tom....... KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next: Micky Mouse

As Bugs bunny:

What´s up Doc? Why did the carrots got so expensive?!?!

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Next: Ali Baba

As Lady Godiva:

"It happens every year ..."

*sigh*

Tom invites me to his Valentine's Day party ...

*heavy sigh*

"and I haven't a thing to wear."

Next: Lady Gaga

As Einstein: "And there it is ladies and gentlemen I have done it, solved the theory of relativity. And the answer is?

E=MC Hammer

Wait, wut? Oh, oh yes E=MC2 works much better. My mistake."

Next: Grishnakh the Orc

As Charles de Batz de Castelmore d'Artagnan:

"Milady?" ...

*pfft*

"If her skirts get any shorter and her boots any taller ...

Soon we'll be able to see puss in boots."

*blink, blink*

"What? ... What?"

Next: Galileo Galilei

As Marie Curie

"Now I have two of the same statues! That won't look nice on my fireplace mantle!"


Next up: Count Dracula

As Sherlock Holmes:

The man we are looking for Watson is not what the evidence he has left behind suggests. Large shoe prints in the blood but a short shuffling step pattern. The suspect went out of his way to leave those foot prints for us to see. The shuffling step suggests he is wearing shoes far too big for his foot.

There is a stray cigarette butt tossed under the couch, a French brand of cigarette, but a very rare brand, hard to get. Another false lead.

The bottle of liquor and two glasses? Appears staged for our benefit, there is liquor in the glasses but no marks of lips of the glasses and the glasses are perfectly opposite of each other.

If a criminal is to try to throw the investigator off his trail far better to leave but one clue that cannot be explained way, the more deceptions the more possibility of mistakes.

I believe the killer is actually a woman.

Next character: The Grinch