Kallo Jath, the piloting Salarian (Official Thread)

Not only is this joke getting very old, but it's never even been funny to begin with. I'm pretty sure that when Aria says don't fuck with me, she's talking about her leadership and that Omega's one rule basically means following all of her unspoken rules. She's not the common dumb neighbor girl, I wish people treated her more seriously. But I think the worst part about it for me is everyone pretending to be dense enough to interpret it that way just so that they can make this cringy joke.

On another topic, I find salarians attractive, I've started the Mass Effect games with the third one and I didn't know any characters in there, so obviously when it's like that, the only person you feel close to or interested in is the main guy you're playing as. However, whenever Mordin was on screen, I couldn't get my eyes off him. Didn't care for the sexy turians or badass krogans. I seriously found him handsome, and I don't usually talk about alien's looks with other people, but I have at least an internet friend who thinks just the same. People don't talk about salarians that much though, so it's hard to know their opinions. Wish Andromeda could change that.

Oh, about Kallo being a romance or not, well I expect an asexual relationship or a best friend ship to be roughly the same for me anyways, given what I want from this kind of things. So I won't be disappointed if he's not, I guess.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Where did you get that I am NOT treating Aria seriously (in fact I LIKE HER CHARACTER GOD DAMNED!), I know she's not just some dumb broad from next door

Still, I agree wtih what another poster said:

I would have loved to take her down a peg or two (with the option to kill her, not that I would have, she's pretty damned usefull after all and frankly: Omega would probably be WORSE without her!)

greetings LAX
ps: I think that Mordin thing humanizes her which is a good thing (even a hard-ass crime boss has feelings etc.)

Am I the only one who interpreted Mordin's story as fanfiction? Not saying it's impossible they hooked up, but... the whole gumshoe pulp detective style made it pretty clear that specific tale was most likely made up. Though it certainly suggests Mordin might have found her attractive (and he makes a passing comment at one point on Illium, I believe, about the Asari reminding him of his younger days so who knows?) but... I personally find the idea of Mordin writing a self-insert fanfic about Aria, and then giving it to Shepard to read, way more hilarious.

Also, my only problem with the whole 'don't fuck with Aria' thing was that we could only respond with 'I like that' and 'I really like that.' Where I really wanted to tell her to come off it. (I'm a spectre who came back from the dead. I've seen some shit - all of it way scarier than you. So let's skip the theatrics, yeah?) It was just one of those moments where I felt the writers decided I should be impressed by her, so they made my Shepard impressed by her. I did like her character, but in that moment I would've liked the option for my Shepard to not kiss her ass in response to her obvious posturing.

That adorable face! How I imagine my Ryder will react to Kallo when she sees him

He sounded damn near breathless (not in a creepy way) with enthusiasm while talking about the nomad. I didn't really give a crap about the nomad until I heard him talk about it.

I am so in love with him already!

I was watching his vid again, and I just love his enthusiasm! If he can't be an LI, I think he'll be an awesome friend! Maybe one Ryder can confide in. He is pretty much Joker's opposite too. I find that refreshing. I loved Joker but sometimes I just felt he wasn't really listening!

Seriously! I wasn't ready to accept MEA after only having gotten into the ME trilogy a year ago! The minute they said our pilot is a Salarian I was all "take my money!!" Plus he sort of reminds me of Mordin's nephew.

That's because he wasn't... uh, hello... leeeeather seats!

His enthusiasm is a perfect example of why I wanted a salarian squadmate. They really get into the stuff they love/are working on/their mission etc... probably because of their short life spans. But it makes them awesome. haha

I know! Mordin hardly ever left my squad haha his banter was so much fun! Even though Kallo can't join us, maybe we'll have a few events involving him like Joker did. I would love that!

Oh of course I can see the differences. They aren't twins, but they could almost be from
The same family, they remind me of cousins.

I mean, Salarians can be other colour spectrums right? Why not choose green or blue or something?

Fair point! I just think some diversity would be very welcomed; at least by me.