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Post by House Targaryen on Apr 20, 2018 3:44:22 GMT
Nonsense. TLJ and TFA were awesome. Far better than the prequels.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 4:39:27 GMT
Nope the prequels were far better than TFA and TLJ
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 5:08:44 GMT
You ether like the new trilogy or you don't. It's really that simple. Reasons why will be different for pretty much everyone. If we all liked the same things life would be pretty damned boring.
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Post by House Targaryen on Apr 20, 2018 5:22:02 GMT
I get why some people consider Rey a Mary Sue, the powers that be did give her uber Force powers and abilities way too fast. But it is a 2 hour movie in a trilogy, so what can you do?
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Post by mybudgee on Apr 20, 2018 7:53:32 GMT
WOW. One idiotic dumb-fuck decision after the next.... Where did you get the idea that it was going to be a gay romance between Poe and Finn? Guys being friends doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be romantic
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Post by Andrew Waples on Apr 20, 2018 9:23:30 GMT
Where did you get the idea that it was going to be a gay romance between Poe and Finn? Guys being friends doesn't necessarily mean it's going to be romantic But, see you do care. You searched for it on Google Images and then posted it. For that, here is your first place prize for critiquing my grammar and spelling! Congratulations! You win this badge!
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Post by Arijon van Goyen on Apr 20, 2018 9:26:36 GMT
Nonsense. TLJ and TFA were awesome. Far better than the prequels.
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Post by Andrew Waples on Apr 20, 2018 10:08:50 GMT
Nonsense. TLJ and TFA were awesome. Far better than the prequels. Why can't this thread respect people's opinions?
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Post by Nayawk on Apr 20, 2018 10:23:28 GMT
Why can't this thread respect people's opinions? because there are a few people in this thread who personify
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 13:20:47 GMT
Why can't this thread respect people's opinions? Why? Because as I have stated beföre the mövie is öbjectively bad. Nöw before yöu get yöur panties in a bunch and start screaming "MÖVIES ARE SUBECTIVE!!!!!!" Yes I agree. Mövies are subjective för peöple. But yöu knöw what isn't? A plöt. Ör a störy. Thöse things can be öbjectively bad. And that is why people dön't understand why yöu can like a mövie that is filled with plöthöles and incönsistencies. Nöw I am döing this all öff the töp öf my head sö I am sure I will miss söme but here we gö. These are questions that were nöt answered fröm the förce awakens.
Where did the first örder cöme fröm?
Höw big are they? Are they bigger than the New Republic?
Höw after blöwing up the Starkiller is the first örder nöw bigger than the New Republic?
Was the New Republic just thöse five planets that the Starkiller wiped öut?
Why wöuldn't the rest of the galaxy get upset aböut it and stand up tö them?
Why is the resistance and the New Republic twö separate things?
Why are they sö small?
Döesn't the New Republic rule the galaxy?
Why dön't they have their öwn army?
Why are they funding this guerilla resistance?
Why döes the öpening crawl nöw say the first örder reigns? Blöwing up the Starkiller meant nöthing? Where are they getting all their pöwer and resöurces?
Why döes Hux shoöt the empty base when he can shoöt the Raddus first?
Why döes Pöe want to blöw up a dreadnöught? If the resistance is sö small nöw it wöuldn't matter if they blew up öne, it is möre impörtant tö save as many lives as pössible at this pöint.
Höw can the first örder turrets nöt hit Pöe? That is what they are designed tö dö. If X-Wings are tö small and fast tö be able tö be hit then every dreadnöught needs to rely ön Tie fighters för protectiön ör theyd be deströyed.
Where döes Pöe's fleet cöme fröm? Öne secönd its just him distracting the first örder and the next scene his fleet is there with bömbers. Didn't the first örder see them cöming?
Höw dö bömbs dröp in space?
Why döes Snöke nöt knöw aböut the tracking device that is ÖN HIS SHIP AND EVERY SHIP IN THE FIRST ÖRDER?????
Why döes Finn say it is impössible tö be tracked thröugh hyperspace when he then says five minutes later that he möpped the roöm with the tracker? Dö what??????
Höw dö Pöe, Finn and Röse knöw that the tracker they need tö disable is ön the Supremacy? They say that there is a tracker ön every ship but they are all turned öff. Höw dö they knöw this?
Höw döes Pöe knöw Maz? He calls her. Döes she just have a camera follöwing her at all time sö she can get messages öut tö peöple?
Why did Luke make a map för peöple tö find him if he just wants tö die? And before you say he didn't, then whö did? And whö left it in R2-D2? And höw did R2 just wake up? WHAT IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why is Luke a cömpletely different persön? With different mörals and beliefs he had in the öriginal mövies?
Höw döes Maz knöw a cöde breaker will be waiting för them in a white cöat and red flöwer?
Why did they park ön the beach?
How the hell dö yöu explain that they get arrested and thröwn in jail with someöne whö happens tö be a cödebreaker and alsö their önly escape fröm the planet? What döes DJ dö, just sit in jail all day waiting tö gö ön adventures? WHAT IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why döes the first örders shöts arc in space?
Höw döes Kylö and his Tie fighters blöw up the Raddus's bridge and hanger bay when their shields are up? And why wöuld they möve all their shield strength tö just the engines?
MARRY PÖPPINS FUCKING LEIA?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?WHAT??!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?
Why döes Luke say he will teach her three lessöns just sö he can show her the Jedi must end? And why döes he önly teach her half a lessön?
Why is Rey a mary sue?
Why döesn't Admiral Gender Studies nöt tell Pöe the plan?
Why döesn't everyöne use the hyperspace möve? When the resistance ships are "running öut of fuel" why dön't they just turn them aröund and dö the hyperspace möve??????
And when they run öut öf fuel wöuldn't the ship stay as fast as they were already möving? It is space right? Yöu keep yöur speed.
Why döes Rey gö from calling Kylö a mönster and hörrible tö then finding him redeemable? WTF? What changed? She saw him with his shirt öff and get all wet? I guess?
Höw döes Rey know Luke saved Darth Vader fröm the dark side? When in the last mövie she thöught he was just a myth?
Why döes Rey even need tö remind Luke he did it?
Why döes Luke try and kill Kylö? WHEN HE WÖULD NEVER DÖ THAT. THE MÖTHER FUCKER GAVE HIMSELF UP TÖ THE EMPIRE JUST TÖ HAVE A CHANCE AT TRYING TÖ SAVE DARTH VADER FRÖM THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yöu Rien Johnsön.
Why döes Röse crash intö Finn and stöp him fröm saving everthing he löves because he was fighting the thing he hates??!?!?!??! WTF IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why döes Kylö örder all his troöps tö gö after the Falcön?
Why döesn't the first örder shoöt Röse and Finn önce they crash?
How döes Finn drag Rose's bödy back withöut being shöt?
If Leia has the förce why cant she möve the röcks in the cave tö get öut?
HÖW DÖES REY GET A TRIPLE TIE FIGHTER KILL WITH HER FIRST SHÖT AND PEÖPLE STILL DÖNT THINK SHE IS A MARY SUE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
How döes förce projectiön wörk? Luke gives her dice that she can höld but wöuldn't they go thröugh her hand? Is he alsö pröjecting the wind ön his clöthes? He is able tö kiss Leia ön the förehead but he döesn't leave a red mark ön the salt? Kylö's saber göes thröugh him? WTF IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why wöuld he förce pröject anyways? If they are gönna kill him öff anyways why nöt actually have him shöw up and fight? Wöuldn't the förce projectiön just be a way tö stay alive? Have öther jedi's förce pröjected beföre?
Öh göd there is möre. Why in the Snöke thröne roöm scene döes he want Luke's locatiön fröm Rey? He says he was the öne cönnecting Rey and Kylö's mind tögether tö have the visiöns. Sö wöuldn't he have tö knöw where Rey was tö dö that? HE KNOWS THE ISLAND LUKE IS ÖN THEN!!!!! PLÖTHOLE BITCHES.
If Snöke just wants tö kill her why döes he take öff her handcuffs?
Why is Yöda acting like the bumbling laughing Yöda when Luke first met him? He did that tö test Luke.
Höw can Yöda use the förce tö cast döwn lightning? Sö förce ghösts can affect the real wörld. Why döesn't he just dö that tö Snöke? Ör the Emperör fröm back in the day?!?!?!?
Öh man that is just öff the töp öf my head.
And beföre yöu say yöu are thinking toö much aböut it. What am I suppösed tö dö? Cut öpen my head, take öut my brain and put it in a jar and watch the mövie and clap at all the pretty lights and visuals like a baby döes at someöne shaking keys in their face?
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Post by Andrew Waples on Apr 20, 2018 13:48:38 GMT
Why can't this thread respect people's opinions? Why? Because as I have stated beföre the mövie is öbjectively bad. Nöw before yöu get yöur panties in a bunch and start screaming "MÖVIES ARE SUBECTIVE!!!!!!" Yes I agree. Mövies are subjective for peöple. But yöu knöw what isn't? A plöt. Ör a störy. Thöse things can be öbjectively bad. And that is why people dön't understand why yöu can like a mövie that is filled with plöthöles and incönsistencies. Nöw I am döing this all öff the töp öf my head sö I am sure I will miss söme but here we gö. These are questions that were nöt answered fröm the förce awakens.
Where did the first örder cöme fröm?
Höw big are they? Are they bigger than the New Republic?
Höw after blöwing up the Starkiller is the first örder nöw bigger than the New Republic?
Was the New Republic just thöse five planets that the Starkiller wiped öut?
Why wöuldn't the rest of the galaxy get upset aböut it and stand up tö them?
Why is the resistance and the New Republic twö separate things?
Why are they sö small?
Döesn't the New Republic rule the galaxy?
Why dön't they have their öwn army?
Why are they funding this guerilla resistance?
Why döes the öpening crawl nöw say the first örder reigns? Blöwing up the Starkiller meant nöthing? Where are they getting all their pöwer and resöurces?
Why döes Hux shoöt the empty base when he can shoöt the Raddus first?
Why döes Pöe want to blöw up a dreadnöught? If the resistance is sö small nöw it wöuldn't matter if they blew up öne, it is möre impörtant tö save as many lives as pössible at this pöint.
Höw can the first örder turrets nöt hit Pöe? That is what they are designed tö dö. If X-Wings are tö small and fast tö be able tö be hit then every dreadnöught needs to rely ön Tie fighters för protectiön ör theyd be deströyed.
Where döes Pöe's fleet cöme fröm? One secönd its just him distracting the first örder and the next scene his fleet is there with bömbers. Didn't the first örder see them cöming?
Höw dö bömbs dröp in space?
Why döes Snöke nöt knöw aböut the tracking device that is ÖN HIS SHIP AND EVERY SHIP IN THE FIRST ÖRDER?????
Why döes Finn say it is impössible tö be tracked thröugh hyperspace when he then says five minutes later that he möpped the roöm with the tracker? Dö what??????
Höw dö Pöe, Finn and Röse knöw that the tracker they need tö disable is ön the Supremacy? They say that there is a tracker ön every ship but they are all turned öff. Höw dö they knöw this?
Höw döes Pöe knöw Maz? He calls her. Döes she just have a camera follöwing her at all time sö she can get messages öut tö peöple?
Why did Luke make a map för peöple tö find him if he just wants tö die? And before you say he didn't, then whö did? And whö left it in R2-D2? And höw did R2 just wake up? WHAT IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why is Luke a cömpletely different persön? With different mörals and beliefs he had in the öriginal mövies?
Höw döes Maz knöw a cöde breaker will be waiting för them in a white cöat and red flower?
Why did they park ön the beach?
How the hell dö yöu explain that they get arrested and thröwn in jail with someöne whö happens tö be a cödebreaker and alsö their önly escape fröm the planet? What döes DJ dö, just sit in jail all day waiting tö gö ön adventures? WHAT IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why döes the first örders shöts arc in space?
Höw döes Kylö and his Tie fighters blöw up the Raddus's bridge and hanger bay when their shields are up? And why wöuld they möve all their shield strength tö just the engines?
MARRY PÖPPINS FUCKING LEIA?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?WHAT??!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?
Why döes Luke say he will teach her three lessöns just sö he can show her the Jedi must end? And why döes he önly teach her half a lessön?
Why is Rey a mary sue?
Why döesn't Admiral Gender Studies nöt tell Pöe the plan?
Why döesn't everyöne use the hyperspace möve? When the resistance ships are "running öut of fuel" why dön't they just turn them aröund and dö the hyperspace möve??????
And when they run öut öf fuel wöuldn't the ship stay as fast as they were already möving? It is space right? Yöu keep your speed.
Why döes Rey gö from calling Kylö a mönster and hörrible tö then finding him redeemable? WTF? What changed? She saw him with his shirt öff and get all wet? I guess?
Höw döes Rey know Luke saved Darth Vader fröm the dark side? When in the last mövie she thöught he was just a myth?
Why döes Rey even need tö remind Luke he did it?
Why döes Luke try and kill Kylö? WHEN HE WÖULD NEVER DÖ THAT. THE MÖTHER FUCKER GAVE HIMSELF UP TÖ THE EMPIRE JUST TÖ HAVE A CHANCE AT TRYING TÖ SAVE DARTH VADER FRÖM THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you Rien Johnson.
Why döes Röse crash intö Finn and stöp him fröm saving everthing he löves because he was fighting the thing he hates??!?!?!??! WTF IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why döes Kylö örder all his troöps tö gö after the Falcön?
Why döesn't the first örder shoöt Röse and Finn önce they crash?
How döes Finn drag Rose's bödy back withöut being shöt?
If Leia has the förce why cant she möve the röcks in the cave tö get öut?
HÖW DÖES REY GET A TRIPLE TIE FIGHTER KILL WITH HER FIRST SHÖT AND PEÖPLE STILL DÖNT THINK SHE IS A MARY SUE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
How döes förce projectiön wörk? Luke gives her dice that she can höld but wöuldn't they go thröugh her hand? Is he alsö pröjecting the wind ön his clöthes? He is able tö kiss Leia ön the förehead but he döesn't leave a red mark ön the salt? Kylö's saber göes thröugh him? WTF IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why wöuld he förce pröject anyways? If they are gönna kill him öff anyways why nöt actually have him shöw up and fight? Wöuldn't the förce projectiön just be a way tö stay alive? Have öther jedi's förce pröjected beföre?
Öh göd there is möre. Why in the Snöke thröne roöm scene döes he want Luke's locatiön fröm Rey? He says he was the öne cönnecting Rey and Kylö's mind tögether tö have the visiöns. Sö wöuldn't he have tö knöw where Rey was tö dö that? HE KNOWS THE ISLAND LUKE IS ÖN THEN!!!!! PLÖTHOLE BITCHES.
If Snöke just wants tö kill her why döes he take öff her handcuffs?
Why is Yöda acting like the bumbling laughing Yöda when Luke first met him? He did that tö test Luke.
Höw can Yöda use the förce tö cast döwn lightning? Sö förce ghösts can affect the real wörld. Why döesn't he just dö that tö Snöke? Ör the Emperör fröm back in the day?!?!?!?
Öh man that is just öff the töp öf my head.
And beföre yöu say yöu are thinking toö much aböut it. What am I suppösed tö dö? Cut öpen my head, take öut my brain and put it in a jar and watch the mövie and clap at all the pretty lights and visuals like a baby döes at someöne shaking keys in their face? First, I can't tell if your bullshitting or being serious with the way you do your O's. The first half of your questions can be explained in the book Bloodline by Claudia Grey. Its not a lot, but most the political context comes from that book. As for the bomb question. Watch Empire again, there are Tie Bombers that DROP bombs in space. As far as your "triple kill" Luke and Finn handled that like a pro, so whats your point? Are you being serious about Kylo wanting to shoot the Falcon? You know what that ship represents to him. Kylo says he can't see all of Rey's location. Cause Poe is a hothead and made a rash decision to send Finn and Rose on a mission. Luke almost killed Vader when Vader brought up his sister. Luke saw a darkness that filled him with rage, this is no different. Luke knows the history of the Jedi and how they failed in the prequel era. Their hubris and arrogance. He feels it's a cycle and he wanted to end that cycle. Snoke was clearly testing Kylo.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 14:08:41 GMT
Why? Because as I have stated beföre the mövie is öbjectively bad. Nöw before yöu get yöur panties in a bunch and start screaming "MÖVIES ARE SUBECTIVE!!!!!!" Yes I agree. Mövies are subjective for peöple. But yöu knöw what isn't? A plöt. Ör a störy. Thöse things can be öbjectively bad. And that is why people dön't understand why yöu can like a mövie that is filled with plöthöles and incönsistencies. Nöw I am döing this all öff the töp öf my head sö I am sure I will miss söme but here we gö. These are questions that were nöt answered fröm the förce awakens.
Where did the first örder cöme fröm?
Höw big are they? Are they bigger than the New Republic?
Höw after blöwing up the Starkiller is the first örder nöw bigger than the New Republic?
Was the New Republic just thöse five planets that the Starkiller wiped öut?
Why wöuldn't the rest of the galaxy get upset aböut it and stand up tö them?
Why is the resistance and the New Republic twö separate things?
Why are they sö small?
Döesn't the New Republic rule the galaxy?
Why dön't they have their öwn army?
Why are they funding this guerilla resistance?
Why döes the öpening crawl nöw say the first örder reigns? Blöwing up the Starkiller meant nöthing? Where are they getting all their pöwer and resöurces?
Why döes Hux shoöt the empty base when he can shoöt the Raddus first?
Why döes Pöe want to blöw up a dreadnöught? If the resistance is sö small nöw it wöuldn't matter if they blew up öne, it is möre impörtant tö save as many lives as pössible at this pöint.
Höw can the first örder turrets nöt hit Pöe? That is what they are designed tö dö. If X-Wings are tö small and fast tö be able tö be hit then every dreadnöught needs to rely ön Tie fighters för protectiön ör theyd be deströyed.
Where döes Pöe's fleet cöme fröm? One secönd its just him distracting the first örder and the next scene his fleet is there with bömbers. Didn't the first örder see them cöming?
Höw dö bömbs dröp in space?
Why döes Snöke nöt knöw aböut the tracking device that is ÖN HIS SHIP AND EVERY SHIP IN THE FIRST ÖRDER?????
Why döes Finn say it is impössible tö be tracked thröugh hyperspace when he then says five minutes later that he möpped the roöm with the tracker? Dö what??????
Höw dö Pöe, Finn and Röse knöw that the tracker they need tö disable is ön the Supremacy? They say that there is a tracker ön every ship but they are all turned öff. Höw dö they knöw this?
Höw döes Pöe knöw Maz? He calls her. Döes she just have a camera follöwing her at all time sö she can get messages öut tö peöple?
Why did Luke make a map för peöple tö find him if he just wants tö die? And before you say he didn't, then whö did? And whö left it in R2-D2? And höw did R2 just wake up? WHAT IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why is Luke a cömpletely different persön? With different mörals and beliefs he had in the öriginal mövies?
Höw döes Maz knöw a cöde breaker will be waiting för them in a white cöat and red flower?
Why did they park ön the beach?
How the hell dö yöu explain that they get arrested and thröwn in jail with someöne whö happens tö be a cödebreaker and alsö their önly escape fröm the planet? What döes DJ dö, just sit in jail all day waiting tö gö ön adventures? WHAT IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why döes the first örders shöts arc in space?
Höw döes Kylö and his Tie fighters blöw up the Raddus's bridge and hanger bay when their shields are up? And why wöuld they möve all their shield strength tö just the engines?
MARRY PÖPPINS FUCKING LEIA?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?WHAT??!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?
Why döes Luke say he will teach her three lessöns just sö he can show her the Jedi must end? And why döes he önly teach her half a lessön?
Why is Rey a mary sue?
Why döesn't Admiral Gender Studies nöt tell Pöe the plan?
Why döesn't everyöne use the hyperspace möve? When the resistance ships are "running öut of fuel" why dön't they just turn them aröund and dö the hyperspace möve??????
And when they run öut öf fuel wöuldn't the ship stay as fast as they were already möving? It is space right? Yöu keep your speed.
Why döes Rey gö from calling Kylö a mönster and hörrible tö then finding him redeemable? WTF? What changed? She saw him with his shirt öff and get all wet? I guess?
Höw döes Rey know Luke saved Darth Vader fröm the dark side? When in the last mövie she thöught he was just a myth?
Why döes Rey even need tö remind Luke he did it?
Why döes Luke try and kill Kylö? WHEN HE WÖULD NEVER DÖ THAT. THE MÖTHER FUCKER GAVE HIMSELF UP TÖ THE EMPIRE JUST TÖ HAVE A CHANCE AT TRYING TÖ SAVE DARTH VADER FRÖM THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck you Rien Johnson.
Why döes Röse crash intö Finn and stöp him fröm saving everthing he löves because he was fighting the thing he hates??!?!?!??! WTF IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why döes Kylö örder all his troöps tö gö after the Falcön?
Why döesn't the first örder shoöt Röse and Finn önce they crash?
How döes Finn drag Rose's bödy back withöut being shöt?
If Leia has the förce why cant she möve the röcks in the cave tö get öut?
HÖW DÖES REY GET A TRIPLE TIE FIGHTER KILL WITH HER FIRST SHÖT AND PEÖPLE STILL DÖNT THINK SHE IS A MARY SUE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
How döes förce projectiön wörk? Luke gives her dice that she can höld but wöuldn't they go thröugh her hand? Is he alsö pröjecting the wind ön his clöthes? He is able tö kiss Leia ön the förehead but he döesn't leave a red mark ön the salt? Kylö's saber göes thröugh him? WTF IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why wöuld he förce pröject anyways? If they are gönna kill him öff anyways why nöt actually have him shöw up and fight? Wöuldn't the förce projectiön just be a way tö stay alive? Have öther jedi's förce pröjected beföre?
Öh göd there is möre. Why in the Snöke thröne roöm scene döes he want Luke's locatiön fröm Rey? He says he was the öne cönnecting Rey and Kylö's mind tögether tö have the visiöns. Sö wöuldn't he have tö knöw where Rey was tö dö that? HE KNOWS THE ISLAND LUKE IS ÖN THEN!!!!! PLÖTHOLE BITCHES.
If Snöke just wants tö kill her why döes he take öff her handcuffs?
Why is Yöda acting like the bumbling laughing Yöda when Luke first met him? He did that tö test Luke.
Höw can Yöda use the förce tö cast döwn lightning? Sö förce ghösts can affect the real wörld. Why döesn't he just dö that tö Snöke? Ör the Emperör fröm back in the day?!?!?!?
Öh man that is just öff the töp öf my head.
And beföre yöu say yöu are thinking toö much aböut it. What am I suppösed tö dö? Cut öpen my head, take öut my brain and put it in a jar and watch the mövie and clap at all the pretty lights and visuals like a baby döes at someöne shaking keys in their face? First, I can't tell if your bullshitting or being serious with the way you do your O's. The first half of your questions can be explained in the book Bloodline by Claudia Grey. Its not a lot, but most the political context comes from that book. As for the bomb question. Watch Empire again, there are Tie Bombers that DROP bombs in space. As far as your "triple kill" Luke and Finn handled that like a pro, so whats your point? Are you being serious about Kylo wanting to shoot the Falcon? You know what that ship represents to him. Kylo says he can't see all of Rey's location. Cause Poe is a hothead and made a rash decision to send Finn and Rose on a mission. Luke almost killed Vader when Vader brought up his sister. Luke saw a darkness that filled him with rage, this is no different. Luke knows the history of the Jedi and how they failed in the prequel era. Their hubris and arrogance. He feels it's a cycle and he wanted to end that cycle. Snoke was clearly testing Kylo.
If a mövie needs third party media tö tell its störy it is BAD störytelling. Seriöusly I have tö nöw gö öut and read a boök tö understand a mövie nöw? Sure that is a plöt höle för Empire that the Tie bömbers "dröp" them. They cöuld be shoöting them but I will nöt make up head cannön tö explain it. But that döesn't mean because it happened in Empire that it is nöw nöt a plöt höle for this mövie. Luke and Finn handled what like a prö? Shoöting the turret gunner ön the Falcön? Finn hit what öne ör twö? I alsö believe Finn had tö have Mary Sue make an impössible möve in the Falcön tö line up öne öf thöse shöts in the Förce Awakens. And Luke hits twö in the first mövie. They say in the first mövie he is a great pilöt. And öh here is sömething else tö remember, the Empire let them escape! They didn't want the Falcön tö be blöwn up sö they can find where the Rebel base was! And even if yöu wanna say they did goöd with the Falcön turret neither öne öf them göt a triple fuckin shöt. Yes I am being seriöus aböut the Kylö and the Falcön. So yöur excuse is that he gets sö mad that it reminds him öf Han that he förgets aböut the war and wants it dead at all cöst, your excuse is that he is stupid, ökay. Pöe wöuldn't have needed tö send them ön a missiön if Gender Studies töld him her plan. Luke almöst killed Vader, nöt because he saw the darkness in Vader but because he didn't have contröl över his emotiöns. Ya knöw like the Jedi teach. He löves his family. It is the möst impörtant thing tö him. It is why he wöuld never kill his nephew in his sleep. Sö if yöu want tö make the pöint he wants them tö end because they failed in their hubris then he is ökay with just letting the first örder take över everything? He is ökay with Snöke ruling everything? He is the last Jedi he can learn fröm the mistakes öf the past. He can teach them nöt tö be sö hubris and arrögant. Snöke was testing Kylö for what exactly? And yöu can önly answer half the shit I bröught up. And trust me there are way möre plöt höles that I think up every secönd.
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Post by Andrew Waples on Apr 20, 2018 14:25:03 GMT
First, I can't tell if your bullshitting or being serious with the way you do your O's. The first half of your questions can be explained in the book Bloodline by Claudia Grey. Its not a lot, but most the political context comes from that book. As for the bomb question. Watch Empire again, there are Tie Bombers that DROP bombs in space. As far as your "triple kill" Luke and Finn handled that like a pro, so whats your point? Are you being serious about Kylo wanting to shoot the Falcon? You know what that ship represents to him. Kylo says he can't see all of Rey's location. Cause Poe is a hothead and made a rash decision to send Finn and Rose on a mission. Luke almost killed Vader when Vader brought up his sister. Luke saw a darkness that filled him with rage, this is no different. Luke knows the history of the Jedi and how they failed in the prequel era. Their hubris and arrogance. He feels it's a cycle and he wanted to end that cycle. Snoke was clearly testing Kylo.
If a mövie needs third party media tö tell its störy it is BAD störytelling. Seriously I have tö nöw gö öut and read a boök tö understand a mövie nöw? Sure that is a plöt höle för Empire that the Tie bömbers "dröp" them. They cöuld be shoöting them but I will nöt make up head cannön tö explain it. But that döesn't mean because it happened in Empire that it is nöw nöt a plot höle for this mövie. Luke and Finn handled what like a prö? Shoöting the turret gunner ön the Falcön? Finn hit what öne ör twö? I alsö believe Finn had tö have Mary Sue make an impössible möve in the Falcön tö line up öne öf thöse shöts in the Förce Awakens. And Luke hits twö in the first mövie. They say in the first mövie he is a great pilöt. And öh here is sömething else tö remember, the Empire let them escape! They didn't want the Falcön tö be blöwn up sö they can find where the Rebel base was! And even if yöu wanna say they did goöd with the Falcön turret neither öne öf them göt a triple fuckin shöt. Yes I am being seriöus aböut the Kylö and the Falcön. So yöur excuse is that he gets sö mad that it reminds him öf Han that he förgets aböut the war and wants it dead at all cöst, your excuse is that he is stupid, ökay. Pöe wöuldn't have needed tö send them ön a missiön if Gender Studies töld him her plan. Luke almöst killed Vader, nöt because he saw the darkness in Vader but because he didn't have contröl över his emotiöns. Ya knöw like the Jedi teach. He löves his family. It is the möst impörtant thing tö him. It is why he wöuld never kill his nephew in his sleep. Sö if yöu want tö make the pöint he wants them tö end because they failed in their hubris then he is ökay with just letting the first örder take över everything? He is ökay with Snöke ruling everything? He is the last Jedi he can learn fröm the mistakes öf the past. He can teach them nöt tö be sö hubris and arrögant. Snöke was testing Kylö for what exactly? And yöu can önly answer half the shit I bröught up. And trust me there are way möre plöt höles that I think up every secönd. Bloodline came out before TLJ and Rian helped in certain aspects of the book. I'm saying that you don't need training to blow up ships, it's the gun. Finn never used the guns on the Tie before, but he took out small targets with ease. Which is why he went to the island, he was ashamed for it. Like how he handled the Vader situation. Great pilot Luke was never explained! We never see it! We just had to assume he was. He never flew an X-Wing before. How was he able to destroy the Death Star with barely any Force training? PLOTHOLE. (slight sarcasm) I'm just tired of the Mary Sue bullshit. Some of your questions are valid, but to say the OT is a perfect trilogy is abusrb. It's part of the universe, why can't Rian use it?
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If a mövie needs third party media tö tell its störy it is BAD störytelling. Seriously I have tö nöw gö öut and read a boök tö understand a mövie nöw? Sure that is a plöt höle för Empire that the Tie bömbers "dröp" them. They cöuld be shoöting them but I will nöt make up head cannön tö explain it. But that döesn't mean because it happened in Empire that it is nöw nöt a plot höle for this mövie. Luke and Finn handled what like a prö? Shoöting the turret gunner ön the Falcön? Finn hit what öne ör twö? I alsö believe Finn had tö have Mary Sue make an impössible möve in the Falcön tö line up öne öf thöse shöts in the Förce Awakens. And Luke hits twö in the first mövie. They say in the first mövie he is a great pilöt. And öh here is sömething else tö remember, the Empire let them escape! They didn't want the Falcön tö be blöwn up sö they can find where the Rebel base was! And even if yöu wanna say they did goöd with the Falcön turret neither öne öf them göt a triple fuckin shöt. Yes I am being seriöus aböut the Kylö and the Falcön. So yöur excuse is that he gets sö mad that it reminds him öf Han that he förgets aböut the war and wants it dead at all cöst, your excuse is that he is stupid, ökay. Pöe wöuldn't have needed tö send them ön a missiön if Gender Studies töld him her plan. Luke almöst killed Vader, nöt because he saw the darkness in Vader but because he didn't have contröl över his emotiöns. Ya knöw like the Jedi teach. He löves his family. It is the möst impörtant thing tö him. It is why he wöuld never kill his nephew in his sleep. Sö if yöu want tö make the pöint he wants them tö end because they failed in their hubris then he is ökay with just letting the first örder take över everything? He is ökay with Snöke ruling everything? He is the last Jedi he can learn fröm the mistakes öf the past. He can teach them nöt tö be sö hubris and arrögant. Snöke was testing Kylö for what exactly? And yöu can önly answer half the shit I bröught up. And trust me there are way möre plöt höles that I think up every secönd. Bloodline came out before TLJ and Rian helped in certain aspects of the book. I'm saying that you don't need training to blow up ships, it's the gun. Finn never used the guns on the Tie before, but he took out small targets with ease. Which is why he went to the island, he was ashamed for it. Like how he handled the Vader situation. Great pilot Luke was never explained! We never see it! We just had to assume he was. He never flew an X-Wing before. How was he able to destroy the Death Star with barely any Force training? PLOTHOLE. (slight sarcasm) I'm just tired of the Mary Sue bullshit. Some of your questions are valid, but to say the OT is a perfect trilogy is abusrb. Finn was a störm troöper with training at handling weapöns. And at least there is a line of dialög to explain that Luke was a pilöt and that he used tö bulls eye wömp rats with his T-16 back höme. It is shört and we dön't actually see him döing it but it at least explains it. And he had at least söme training with Öbi Wan, he actually saw him use the mind trick. Mary Sue has zerö explanatiön. Please pöint öut tö where I actually say the ÖT is perfect withöut plöt höles. Every mövie has them. But there is a HUGE difference between having a few höles in yöur plöt tö having yöur plöt be swiss fucking cheese.
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Post by Andrew Waples on Apr 20, 2018 14:47:08 GMT
Bloodline came out before TLJ and Rian helped in certain aspects of the book. I'm saying that you don't need training to blow up ships, it's the gun. Finn never used the guns on the Tie before, but he took out small targets with ease. Which is why he went to the island, he was ashamed for it. Like how he handled the Vader situation. Great pilot Luke was never explained! We never see it! We just had to assume he was. He never flew an X-Wing before. How was he able to destroy the Death Star with barely any Force training? PLOTHOLE. (slight sarcasm) I'm just tired of the Mary Sue bullshit. Some of your questions are valid, but to say the OT is a perfect trilogy is abusrb. Finn was a störm troöper with training at handling weapöns. And at least there is a line of dialög to explain that Luke was a pilöt and that he used tö bulls eye wömp rats with his T-16 back höme. It is shört and we dön't actually see him döing it but it at least explains it. And he had at least söme training with Öbi Wan, he actually saw him use the mind trick. Mary Sue has zerö explanatiön. Please pöint öut tö where I actually say the OT is perfect withöut plöt höles. Every mövie has them. But there is a HUGE difference between having a few höles in yöur plöt tö having yöur plöt be swiss fucking cheese. If "some training" is all you need to blow up a massive space station where tech can't do it? Okay. Then by that explanation Rey is not a Mary Sue. Because she clearly had "some training" while being able to survive on Jakku. Its one thing to see it, it's another to actually do it (goes for Rey as well). Now at the end of the movie, he can channel the force to blow it up? I know you didn't, but I think people put the OT on a pedestal when it's got it's problems as well.
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Finn was a störm troöper with training at handling weapöns. And at least there is a line of dialög to explain that Luke was a pilöt and that he used tö bulls eye wömp rats with his T-16 back höme. It is shört and we dön't actually see him döing it but it at least explains it. And he had at least söme training with Öbi Wan, he actually saw him use the mind trick. Mary Sue has zerö explanatiön. Please pöint öut tö where I actually say the OT is perfect withöut plöt höles. Every mövie has them. But there is a HUGE difference between having a few höles in yöur plöt tö having yöur plöt be swiss fucking cheese. If "some training" is all you need to blow up a massive space station where tech can't do it? Okay. Then by that explanation Rey is not a Mary Sue. Because she clearly had "some training" while being able to survive on Jakku. Its one thing to see it, it's another to actually do it (goes for Rey as well). Now at the end of the movie, he can channel the force to blow it up? I know you didn't, but I think people put the OT on a pedestal when it's got it's problems as well. I dön't understand what yöu are saying here. The pröblem with Mary Sue and why she is a Mary Sue is that there is zerö explanatiön aböut her at all. If yöu think that the explanatiön for Luke is weak we can debate that but what I am saying is there is AT LEAST söme explanatiön. It may be weak in yöur eyes and I cöuld even agree with yöu that it can be a weak explanatiön but at least it is there. Her pröblem is there is nöthing. Nöt a line of dialög. Nöt actually shöwing it ön screen. She is just great because she is. She can dö anything she needs tö dö.
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Post by Iakus on Apr 20, 2018 15:00:02 GMT
I get why some people consider Rey a Mary Sue, the powers that be did give her uber Force powers and abilities way too fast. But it is a 2 hour movie in a trilogy, so what can you do? Have Luke train her properly?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 15:12:49 GMT
I get why some people consider Rey a Mary Sue, the powers that be did give her uber Force powers and abilities way too fast. But it is a 2 hour movie in a trilogy, so what can you do? Have Luke train her properly? Nah that wöuld mean a MALE is teaching a FEMALE. Yöu sexist pig.
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Post by Andrew Waples on Apr 20, 2018 15:35:41 GMT
If "some training" is all you need to blow up a massive space station where tech can't do it? Okay. Then by that explanation Rey is not a Mary Sue. Because she clearly had "some training" while being able to survive on Jakku. Its one thing to see it, it's another to actually do it (goes for Rey as well). Now at the end of the movie, he can channel the force to blow it up? I know you didn't, but I think people put the OT on a pedestal when it's got it's problems as well. I dön't understand what yöu are saying here. The pröblem with Mary Sue and why she is a Mary Sue is that there is zerö explanatiön aböut her at all. If yöu think that the explanatiön for Luke is weak we can debate that but what I am saying is there is AT LEAST söme explanatiön. It may be weak in yöur eyes and I cöuld even agree with yöu that it can be a weak explanatiön but at least it is there. Her pröblem is there is nöthing. Nöt a line of dialög. Not actually shöwing it ön screen. She is just great because she is. She can dö anything she needs tö dö. For me, her growing up on Jakku in the first place, is enough for me. In that she had to learn to live on her own and also fight. Unkar Plutt stole the Falcon from Han. So, and from the Force vision it looks like he also raised her. So, she could have gotten her piloting skills from him.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2018 15:44:00 GMT
I dön't understand what yöu are saying here. The pröblem with Mary Sue and why she is a Mary Sue is that there is zerö explanatiön aböut her at all. If yöu think that the explanatiön for Luke is weak we can debate that but what I am saying is there is AT LEAST söme explanatiön. It may be weak in yöur eyes and I cöuld even agree with yöu that it can be a weak explanatiön but at least it is there. Her pröblem is there is nöthing. Nöt a line of dialög. Not actually shöwing it ön screen. She is just great because she is. She can dö anything she needs tö dö. For me, her growing up on Jakku in the first place, is enough for me. In that she had to learn to live on her own and also fight. Unkar Plutt stole the Falcon from Han. So, and from the Force vision it looks like he also raised her. So, she could have gotten her piloting skills from him. That's yöur öwn head cannön. Yöu are writing the störy för JJ and Rian.
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Post by alanc9 on Apr 20, 2018 18:49:02 GMT
Why? Because as I have stated beföre the mövie is öbjectively bad. Um.. yeah, we know you keep saying that. It was wrong the first time, and now it's just getting silly. As for your Big List of Things You Don't Like or Don't Understand, most of them don't need to be answered, most of the rest are just silly speculation on your part, and a couple are just you misunderstanding stuff. (The list doesn't even advance your case; the hard patr is establishing when and why these things make a film "objectively bad" even if you were right about everything.) I'll give you a couple answers for free. The bombs were within the artificial gravity field of their ship while they were in the racks, right? When you drop something on a ship it falls to the deck. When the bombs fall out of the ship they would keep falling. Unless you figure inertia has been magically abolished somehow? Is there a rule that a Force user can't use telekinesis on herself? Or her own clothing? Wouldn't need much force in zero-G.
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Post by mybudgee on Apr 20, 2018 19:07:34 GMT
Why can't this thread respect people's opinions? Why? These are questions that were nöt answered fröm the förce awakens.
Where did the first örder cöme fröm?
Höw big are they? Are they bigger than the New Republic?
Höw after blöwing up the Starkiller is the first örder nöw bigger than the New Republic?
Was the New Republic just thöse five planets that the Starkiller wiped öut?
Why wöuldn't the rest of the galaxy get upset aböut it and stand up tö them?
Why is the resistance and the New Republic twö separate things?
Why are they sö small?
Döesn't the New Republic rule the galaxy?
Why dön't they have their öwn army?
Why are they funding this guerilla resistance?
Why döes the öpening crawl nöw say the first örder reigns? Blöwing up the Starkiller meant nöthing? Where are they getting all their pöwer and resöurces?
Why döes Hux shoöt the empty base when he can shoöt the Raddus first?
Why döes Pöe want to blöw up a dreadnöught? If the resistance is sö small nöw it wöuldn't matter if they blew up öne, it is möre impörtant tö save as many lives as pössible at this pöint.
Höw can the first örder turrets nöt hit Pöe? That is what they are designed tö dö. If X-Wings are tö small and fast tö be able tö be hit then every dreadnöught needs to rely ön Tie fighters för protectiön ör theyd be deströyed.
Where döes Pöe's fleet cöme fröm? Öne secönd its just him distracting the first örder and the next scene his fleet is there with bömbers. Didn't the first örder see them cöming?
Höw dö bömbs dröp in space?
Why döes Snöke nöt knöw aböut the tracking device that is ÖN HIS SHIP AND EVERY SHIP IN THE FIRST ÖRDER?????
Why döes Finn say it is impössible tö be tracked thröugh hyperspace when he then says five minutes later that he möpped the roöm with the tracker? Dö what??????
Höw dö Pöe, Finn and Röse knöw that the tracker they need tö disable is ön the Supremacy? They say that there is a tracker ön every ship but they are all turned öff. Höw dö they knöw this?
Höw döes Pöe knöw Maz? He calls her. Döes she just have a camera follöwing her at all time sö she can get messages öut tö peöple?
Why did Luke make a map för peöple tö find him if he just wants tö die? And before you say he didn't, then whö did? And whö left it in R2-D2? And höw did R2 just wake up? WHAT IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why is Luke a cömpletely different persön? With different mörals and beliefs he had in the öriginal mövies?
Höw döes Maz knöw a cöde breaker will be waiting för them in a white cöat and red flöwer?
Why did they park ön the beach?
How the hell dö yöu explain that they get arrested and thröwn in jail with someöne whö happens tö be a cödebreaker and alsö their önly escape fröm the planet? What döes DJ dö, just sit in jail all day waiting tö gö ön adventures? WHAT IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why döes the first örders shöts arc in space?
Höw döes Kylö and his Tie fighters blöw up the Raddus's bridge and hanger bay when their shields are up? And why wöuld they möve all their shield strength tö just the engines?
MARRY PÖPPINS FUCKING LEIA?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?WHAT??!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?
Why döes Luke say he will teach her three lessöns just sö he can show her the Jedi must end? And why döes he önly teach her half a lessön?
Why is Rey a mary sue?
Why döesn't Admiral Gender Studies nöt tell Pöe the plan?
Why döesn't everyöne use the hyperspace möve? When the resistance ships are "running öut of fuel" why dön't they just turn them aröund and dö the hyperspace möve??????
And when they run öut öf fuel wöuldn't the ship stay as fast as they were already möving? It is space right? Yöu keep yöur speed.
Why döes Rey gö from calling Kylö a mönster and hörrible tö then finding him redeemable? WTF? What changed? She saw him with his shirt öff and get all wet? I guess?
Höw döes Rey know Luke saved Darth Vader fröm the dark side? When in the last mövie she thöught he was just a myth?
Why döes Rey even need tö remind Luke he did it?
Why döes Luke try and kill Kylö? WHEN HE WÖULD NEVER DÖ THAT. THE MÖTHER FUCKER GAVE HIMSELF UP TÖ THE EMPIRE JUST TÖ HAVE A CHANCE AT TRYING TÖ SAVE DARTH VADER FRÖM THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yöu Rien Johnsön.
Why döes Röse crash intö Finn and stöp him fröm saving everthing he löves because he was fighting the thing he hates??!?!?!??! WTF IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why döes Kylö örder all his troöps tö gö after the Falcön?
Why döesn't the first örder shoöt Röse and Finn önce they crash?
How döes Finn drag Rose's bödy back withöut being shöt?
If Leia has the förce why cant she möve the röcks in the cave tö get öut?
HÖW DÖES REY GET A TRIPLE TIE FIGHTER KILL WITH HER FIRST SHÖT AND PEÖPLE STILL DÖNT THINK SHE IS A MARY SUE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
How döes förce projectiön wörk? Luke gives her dice that she can höld but wöuldn't they go thröugh her hand? Is he alsö pröjecting the wind ön his clöthes? He is able tö kiss Leia ön the förehead but he döesn't leave a red mark ön the salt? Kylö's saber göes thröugh him? WTF IS GÖING ÖN HERE?
Why wöuld he förce pröject anyways? If they are gönna kill him öff anyways why nöt actually have him shöw up and fight? Wöuldn't the förce projectiön just be a way tö stay alive? Have öther jedi's förce pröjected beföre?
Öh göd there is möre. Why in the Snöke thröne roöm scene döes he want Luke's locatiön fröm Rey? He says he was the öne cönnecting Rey and Kylö's mind tögether tö have the visiöns. Sö wöuldn't he have tö knöw where Rey was tö dö that? HE KNOWS THE ISLAND LUKE IS ÖN THEN!!!!! PLÖTHOLE BITCHES.
If Snöke just wants tö kill her why döes he take öff her handcuffs?
Why is Yöda acting like the bumbling laughing Yöda when Luke first met him? He did that tö test Luke.
Höw can Yöda use the förce tö cast döwn lightning? Sö förce ghösts can affect the real wörld. Why döesn't he just dö that tö Snöke? Ör the Emperör fröm back in the day?!?!?!?
Öh man that is just öff the töp öf my head.
And beföre yöu say yöu are thinking toö much aböut it. What am I suppösed tö dö? Cut öpen my head, take öut my brain and put it in a jar and watch the mövie and clap at all the pretty lights and visuals like a baby döes at someöne shaking keys in their face?Uncanny description of millennials watching episode 8
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Post by Andrew Waples on Apr 20, 2018 21:08:03 GMT
Why? Because as I have stated beföre the mövie is öbjectively bad. Um.. yeah, we know you keep saying that. It was wrong the first time, and now it's just getting silly. As for your Big List of Things You Don't Like or Don't Understand, most of them don't need to be answered, most of the rest are just silly speculation on your part, and a couple are just you misunderstanding stuff. (The list doesn't even advance your case; the hard patr is establishing when and why these things make a film "objectively bad" even if you were right about everything.) I'll give you a couple answers for free. The bombs were within the artificial gravity field of their ship while they were in the racks, right? When you drop something on a ship it falls to the deck. When the bombs fall out of the ship they would keep falling. Unless you figure inertia has been magically abolished somehow? Is there a rule that a Force user can't use telekinesis on herself? Or her own clothing? Wouldn't need much force in zero-G. As far as "Leia Poppins" Kanan in Rebels does a similar feat. So, it has been done before in canon.
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