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Post by dmc1001 on Aug 2, 2018 4:49:25 GMT
I was going to do this whole massive write-up with screenshots and all. Lots and lots of screenshots. I'll give you the short version instead.
Owen Shepard went to Cronos Station with EDI and Kaidan. Owen learned that, despite thinking his injuries were grave but not life-threatening, he was wrong. The planted anti-human aliens actually succeeded in killing him and he was revived from brain death. Still, the Lazarus Project couldn't have been made for him since it was too large and had already been in progress long before he got there. Ended up destroying the Station, but not before gutting Kai Leng with the omni-tool.
Landed on Earth with Kaidan and James. We made our way to the base set up in London and assembled our forces. Kaidan and Javik were chosen - Kaidan just because and Javik so he got a shot at destroying the beings that killed his entire race. In end end, only Owen made it to the beam up to the Citadel, but not before evacuating an injured Kaidan and Javik.
TIM was there and took control of us. He was beginning to look like a husk but believed he was in control. Even made me shoot Anderson. He wouldn't relent under any circumstances and was about to shoot Anderson himself until I shot him dead. Anderson and I got a few words before he died.
Then a platform started to raise me up somewhere but I passed out. There was this ghost like thing that looked kind of like the kid I had tried to rescue on Earth but who ended up dying when his shuttle was destroyed by a Reaper. He gave me choices: kill the Reapers, control the Reapers or merge all organics and synthetics into a new kind of life - the final evolution. That last option sounded like a load of horseshit. There is no final evolution other than death.
I planned to kill them, knowing it would likely kill me. That's when Faith showed up and tackled me. I don't know if this was some clone of her, the one I faced on the Citadel or the real her. She told me she loved me and to forgive her. Then she ran up the ramp that would allow her to control the Reapers. I watched her disintegrate and wondered if even that choice had been a lie. Then I passed out again.
I woke up in the rubble of London. The Reapers had all flown off, and even the husks had disappeared. Then an apparition of Faith appeared and told me that though her body had died her mind now controlled the Reapers. She was going to use them to rebuild the galaxy and then take them forever away into dark space. That was the last I ever heard from her but she kept her promise.
Eventually, I recovered. Married Kaidan, had some kids and had a life that no longer required me to fight. Faith seemed to keep any warring in check anyway.
The reason I didn't do the write up is because I found Control to be so depressing. I really hated it. Even Synthesis was at least upbeat but this felt like darkness. The fact that when giving the options you see TIM at the Control station shows you just how wrong it is. I only even bothered with this ending because a) I wanted to see what it was like and my Twin Shepards run allowed me to do it and still give mshenko their happily-ever-after. So now I'm depressed and I'll be a hell of a lot happier when I finish my other trilogy run and choose Destroy again. That said, I have a Renegade Shepard in the wings for ME1 who might just do Refusal. We'll see.
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Post by Son of Dorn on Aug 2, 2018 5:16:10 GMT
I'm still in the beginning of my first ME run and mostly wandering if Shepard ever cracks a joke. The game doesn't seem to ever give me any option other than being dead serious 24/7. That's pretty much Shepard in a nutshell. He/she has the personality of a brick wall. And that's an insult to brick walls now that I think about it. |
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Post by Iddy on Aug 2, 2018 11:09:21 GMT
I'm still in the beginning of my first ME run and mostly wandering if Shepard ever cracks a joke. The game doesn't seem to ever give me any option other than being dead serious 24/7. That's pretty much Shepard in a nutshell. He/she has the personality of a brick wall. And that's an insult to brick walls now that I think about it. Then I guess there is no point in putting too much effort into roleplay. I'll just say and do whatever I like. |
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Post by dmc1001 on Aug 2, 2018 17:05:02 GMT
That's pretty much Shepard in a nutshell. He/she has the personality of a brick wall. And that's an insult to brick walls now that I think about it. Then I guess there is no point in putting too much effort into roleplay. I'll just say and do whatever I like. I don't necessarily agree with the above poster. You can play Shepard as nice or mean. There are some significant choices in what you do. Some of your actions might have implications later (maybe even in another game in the trilogy) that you could have in no way foreseen. Shepard can be a nice person or a total dick. Shepard can save to galaxy or (quite literally) let it go down in flames.
Romances also have some influence on Shepard's behavior. Now, I always romance Kaidan, and since Kaidan is a sweet guy it's kind of tough to do so as a Renegade (though I did have one ME3 game where I had my Shepard regret his past behavior and decide to do better - don't want to say more since it'll be spoilers). In the past, I've done these massive write-ups. For example, if my Shepard is a colonist from Mindoir, and had a good chunk of his family wiped out by batarian slavers, he might not be so friendly to batarians in general - maybe even going so far as to be anti-alien (I did a Twin Shepards run where they were colonists and one was anti-alien while the other wasn't).
For me, to RP is greatly helped by writing it down. It helps me get into the head of my Shepard and explain why he takes certain actions. To me, that's a greater level of RP than the game itself can give to me. My choices have more meaning to me in that way.
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Post by Son of Dorn on Aug 2, 2018 18:05:27 GMT
Then I guess there is no point in putting too much effort into roleplay. I'll just say and do whatever I like. I don't necessarily agree with the above poster. You can play Shepard as nice or mean. There are some significant choices in what you do. Some of your actions might have implications later (maybe even in another game in the trilogy) that you could have in no way foreseen. Shepard can be a nice person or a total dick. Shepard can save to galaxy or (quite literally) let it go down in flames.
Romances also have some influence on Shepard's behavior. Now, I always romance Kaidan, and since Kaidan is a sweet guy it's kind of tough to do so as a Renegade (though I did have one ME3 game where I had my Shepard regret his past behavior and decide to do better - don't want to say more since it'll be spoilers). In the past, I've done these massive write-ups. For example, if my Shepard is a colonist from Mindoir, and had a good chunk of his family wiped out by batarian slavers, he might not be so friendly to batarians in general - maybe even going so far as to be anti-alien (I did a Twin Shepards run where they were colonists and one was anti-alien while the other wasn't).
For me, to RP is greatly helped by writing it down. It helps me get into the head of my Shepard and explain why he takes certain actions. To me, that's a greater level of RP than the game itself can give to me. My choices have more meaning to me in that way.
And how long did it take to RP your Shepard's? Because it took me a few months to write mine down (it usually takes me less then one month to write or RP a character). |
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Post by dmc1001 on Aug 2, 2018 18:27:10 GMT
I don't necessarily agree with the above poster. You can play Shepard as nice or mean. There are some significant choices in what you do. Some of your actions might have implications later (maybe even in another game in the trilogy) that you could have in no way foreseen. Shepard can be a nice person or a total dick. Shepard can save to galaxy or (quite literally) let it go down in flames.
Romances also have some influence on Shepard's behavior. Now, I always romance Kaidan, and since Kaidan is a sweet guy it's kind of tough to do so as a Renegade (though I did have one ME3 game where I had my Shepard regret his past behavior and decide to do better - don't want to say more since it'll be spoilers). In the past, I've done these massive write-ups. For example, if my Shepard is a colonist from Mindoir, and had a good chunk of his family wiped out by batarian slavers, he might not be so friendly to batarians in general - maybe even going so far as to be anti-alien (I did a Twin Shepards run where they were colonists and one was anti-alien while the other wasn't).
For me, to RP is greatly helped by writing it down. It helps me get into the head of my Shepard and explain why he takes certain actions. To me, that's a greater level of RP than the game itself can give to me. My choices have more meaning to me in that way.
And how long did it take to RP your Shepard's? Because it took me a few months to write mine down (it usually takes me less then one month to write or RP a character). Depends on how fast I'm playing. The first write-up I have on this board began with ME2 (maybe I started ME1 on the old BSN but don't recall). I started ME2 on August 26, 2016 and finished it on August 31, 2016. Sure, it's a shorter game but you can see that I'm capable of doing it fast. I'd say I could do it in a month if I wanted. These days I tend to take my time, but so what? I don't need to do speed runs to enjoy it - but I can RP it either way. |
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Post by Curious Crow on Aug 2, 2018 22:24:34 GMT
Pitbull on the speakers only means one thing. We're hitting Benning. Took Kaidan and Javik and I don't think either said anything interesting since they were too busy making art with ice, fire and explosions. Then went to get some meds at a lab with Tali and Kaidan. Again not much of interest, except about things getting hairy. So the place must've stunk once we had burned our way out. Then took those two to meet my adopted son which I dream of taking out for beers, barbecue and gratuitous murders. Sadly Tali seemed to be the chosen speaker this time around, if Kaidan has any barks about Grunt. So the run kind of petered off after meeting the first walking spider bag. And not because I'm pretty bad at this part. Nope. No way. So if anyone knows if there is a priority order on who gets to bark in that cutscene or if it's just random, it would be nice to know. (Also if there is an order, where is Kaidan located). Had a bit more in the bottle but no save right before the last quest, so ended up starting up another run for Janet, now wearing her real face. Or well, closer than last time. Maybe a bit more round around the edges, but three meals and a nice bed can do that to tiny killers. Whether she is more or less irritated is another question. Made it to Mars. Which seems like feat enough. Also found this gem while prepping her face.  Somebody knows they're on a murder run... |
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Post by dmc1001 on Aug 3, 2018 6:48:33 GMT
I've done several things, like recruit Zaeed, Mordin, Garrus and Kasumi. Completed loyalty missions for Zaeed and Kasumi. Was reinstated as a Spectre. The thing that was most interesting, to me anyway, was the following: The latest LOKI dance moves  Trying out for "Dancing with the Stars"  Levitation or yet another crazy dance?  |
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Post by alanc9 on Aug 3, 2018 17:40:10 GMT
Just wrapping up an ME2 run. This is the first time I've actually played a proper Vanguard, using Charge a lot. (By temperament I'm more of a sniper.)
No DLC and no achievement bonuses for this run (Don't like the bonuses, so I deleted my profile before importing.) My house rules are that Reaper IFF has to be done immediately after the Collector Ship mission, N7s have to be done immediately if they're scanned, and Hold the Line casualties are randomly assigned to non-loyal squadmates. Given that playstyle, when the Collectors boarded Normandy only Legion, Samara, Miranda, Mordin, and Grunt were loyal. I was just about to do Tali's LM -- I suppose the Collectors jumped Normandy in the middle of the Migrant Fleet?
I launched the SM immediately, and sent Legion back to ensure the crew survived (it had already done its share by being the tech expert in the vents). With Miranda and Samara on the final run, and no Zaeed, that left me with two HtL casualties. The dice said they were Tali and Thane (as programmed it would have been Tali and Jack.) So, I guess I'll be hanging out with Xen later.
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Aug 4, 2018 2:06:05 GMT
Continuing to catch up on Barbara "Barbie" Shepard...
Aria: We need help to beat Cerberus. That means recruiting The Talons.
Barbie: Good idea. Let me do the talking.
Aria: Goddess no.
Ahz: (over comms) Cerberus troops are scrambling. It could be an attack on the Talons.
Aria: We better get going.
Barbie: Right. Can't let Cerberus kill the Talon leader before we do.
Aria: What? No!
Barbie: Then what are we doing?
Aria: We're here to recruit the Talons to help fight Cerberus, and that means convincing the Talon leader
to join us. Weren't you listening?
Barbie: I kind of tuned out after a few seconds because I wasn't the one talking.
Aria: Let's just go find the Talon leader.
* * *
Aria: My my Nyreen. Aren't you just full of surprises.
Barbie: You're no longer a ninja!
Nyreen: I was never a ninja.
Barbie: You dressed like a ninja.
Nyreen: I was not dressed like a ninja!
Aria: Barbie, will you stop with the 'ninja' stuff?
Barbie: But I liked her better as a ninja!
Nyreen: I was never a ninja!
Barbie: You were a samurai?
Aria: Dammit Barbie, just stop it! Look Nyreen, I need the Talons to help take down Cerberus.
Nyreen: Not a chance. Now please get out of our territory.
Barbie: We should team up!
Nyreen: No.
Barbie: Please?
Nyreen: No.
Barbie: Please?
Nyreen: No.
Barbie: Please!?
Nyreen: No!
Barbie: PLEASE???
Aria: AAAAH! Just say yes! The sooner you help us, the sooner she leaves Omega.
Nyreen: Okay fine! I'll join your cause. But it's for the people of Omega.
Barbie: Will you dress like a ninja again for the people?
Aria and Nyreen: NO!
* * *
Aria: You've done well, Nyreen. But I'll take it from here.
Nyreen: What are you doing, Aria?
Aria: Making a speech. (steps up) People of Omega, I have returned! (suddenly slides into a new position)
Barbie: (holding a remote) So that's what this doohickey does! That is so cool!
Aria: (loud whisper) Shepard, stop that! (back to speech) You're time to strike back at your oppressors is
coming! (suddenly slides into another position) Shepard!
Barbie: Getting different camera angles! Got to make you look good.
Aria: You're making me look like a fool!
Nyreen: The General already did that.
Aria: Don't make me hate you too. (slides into another new position)
Barbie: Your speech is going great, by the way.
Aria: Fuck you.
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Post by dmc1001 on Aug 4, 2018 3:27:58 GMT
Just wrapping up an ME2 run. This is the first time I've actually played a proper Vanguard, using Charge a lot. (By temperament I'm more of a sniper.) This is my favorite, though I have an Infiltrator on the backburner. Also learned I had created an Infiltrator for ME3. It's quite an adjustment to not have Charge at my disposal (though I never had it in ME1). |
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Post by Son of Dorn on Aug 4, 2018 12:57:27 GMT
Continuing to catch up on Barbara "Barbie" Shepard... Aria: We need help to beat Cerberus. That means recruiting The Talons. Barbie: Good idea. Let me do the talking. Aria: Goddess no. Ahz: (over comms) Cerberus troops are scrambling. It could be an attack on the Talons. Aria: We better get going. Barbie: Right. Can't let Cerberus kill the Talon leader before we do. Aria: What? No! Barbie: Then what are we doing? Aria: We're here to recruit the Talons to help fight Cerberus, and that means convincing the Talon leader to join us. Weren't you listening? Barbie: I kind of tuned out after a few seconds because I wasn't the one talking. Aria: Let's just go find the Talon leader. * * * Aria: My my Nyreen. Aren't you just full of surprises. Barbie: You're no longer a ninja! Nyreen: I was never a ninja. Barbie: You dressed like a ninja. Nyreen: I was not dressed like a ninja! Aria: Barbie, will you stop with the 'ninja' stuff? Barbie: But I liked her better as a ninja! Nyreen: I was never a ninja! Barbie: You were a samurai? Aria: Dammit Barbie, just stop it! Look Nyreen, I need the Talons to help take down Cerberus. Nyreen: Not a chance. Now please get out of our territory. Barbie: We should team up! Nyreen: No. Barbie: Please? Nyreen: No. Barbie: Please? Nyreen: No. Barbie: Please!? Nyreen: No! Barbie: PLEASE??? Aria: AAAAH! Just say yes! The sooner you help us, the sooner she leaves Omega. Nyreen: Okay fine! I'll join your cause. But it's for the people of Omega. Barbie: Will you dress like a ninja again for the people? Aria and Nyreen: NO! * * * Aria: You've done well, Nyreen. But I'll take it from here. Nyreen: What are you doing, Aria? Aria: Making a speech. (steps up) People of Omega, I have returned! (suddenly slides into a new position) Barbie: (holding a remote) So that's what this doohickey does! That is so cool! Aria: (loud whisper) Shepard, stop that! (back to speech) You're time to strike back at your oppressors is coming! (suddenly slides into another position) Shepard! Barbie: Getting different camera angles! Got to make you look good. Aria: You're making me look like a fool! Nyreen: The General already did that. Aria: Don't make me hate you too. (slides into another new position) Barbie: Your speech is going great, by the way. Aria: Fuck you. It's a very good thing that Barbie does not have the Infinity Gauntlet. |
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Aug 4, 2018 15:51:19 GMT
Barbara "Barbie" Shepard...
Barbie: These mines are so dark. Hey, do you want to hear a ghost story?
Aria and Nyreen: No.
Barbie: (continuing anyway) Once upon a time...
Nyreen: (spotting bodies) Cerberus!
Aria: Relax, they're all dead.
Barbie: They've already seen the Old Ghost of Death Manor!
Aria: Shut the fuck up, Barbie.
Barbie: Okay fine! But when the Old Ghost herself comes for you, you'll wish you had heard the story.
... Adjutant noise ...
Nyreen: What was that?
Barbie: It's the Old Ghost of Death Manor!
... More Adjutant noise ...
Nyreen: Oh no, Adjutants! The General must have locked this place down to keep them inside!
Barbie: I'm telling you, it's the Old Ghost of Death Manor!
Nyreen and Aria: Shut up!
Barbie: She's come for our souls!
Aria: The mine is on the other side of that door. We need to turn the power on so we can open it.
Nyreen: AAAH! Something touched me!
Barbie: (shining a flashlight into her face) It's the ghooooooost!
* * *
Aria: We're trapped.
Nyreen: More like lured.
General Petrovsky: You went this way because I wanted you to go this way.
Barbie: AAAH! It's another ghost! Get back, ghost!
Petrovsky: Admit when you're beaten and give up.
Barbie: I'm not beaten until I'm dead! Or if I let someone actually beat me because that's kind of kinky.
Although I much prefer to do the beating because that's more fun. Especially when--
Aria: Please don't finish that sentence.
Barbie: (finishing the sentence) -- I get all the toys involved. And creams and lubricants. And disco
lighting!
Nyreen: Please stop.
Barbie: (not stopping) And techno music! Although Disney Pop music is a wonderful ironic choice that
lightens the mood, making for a surreal experience---
Aria: (fed up with Barbie) I'm not going out like this!!
Petrovsky: What is she doing? You leave me no choice!
Nyreen: Mechs!
Barbie: Bring on the sexbots!
... many dead mechs later ...
Nyreen: They just keep coming!
Aria: (opening hole in force field) Shepard! Get in the hole!
Barbie: That's what she said!
Aria: Dammit Shepard, just jump through it!
Nyreen: Dammit Aria, how did you know you could do that.
Aria: I didn't. Shepard, get to the reactor and shut it down.
Nyreen: But now we're trapped in here with the mechs.
Aria: Would you rather be trapped in here with her?
Nyreen: I'm suddenly wishing for more mechs.
Barbie: okay, I'm at the reactor. But it could take a while.
Aria: Overload it and let's go!
Nyreen: Take your time! Try to save the civilians.
Petrovsky: This is who you are working for.
Barbie: AAAH! It's the ghost again!
Aria: Ignore him and hit the overload!
Nyreen: No don't. We got this!
Aria: Nyreen, you just got shot!
Nyreen: But I don't want Barbie back here just yet.
Petrovsky: See, she doesn't care who gets hurt.
Barbie: She cares if Nyreen gets hurt.
Petrovsky: But she doesn't care about anyone else.
Barbie: She cares about me! We're best friends!
Aria: Shepard, I hate your guts!
Barbie: I love you, too! (turning to Petrovsky) We're always joking like that!
Aria: I'm not joking! Hit the overload!
Nyreen: Try rerouting power away from the force fields!
Barbie: Hang on, I almost got the high score in Minesweeper! Woo hoo! A new world record!
Aria: What the hell, Shepard!
Barbie: Rerouting power now!
Aria: You nearly killed us, Shepard.
Nyreen: Would that have been such a bad thing?
Aria: I want to survive long enough to rule Omega again, so yes, dying would have been a very bad thing.
Barbie: You're welcome!
Aria: I never said 'thank you'.
Nyreen: You never say 'thank you'.
Barbie: I always say 'thank you'!
Aria: I've never heard you say 'thank you'.
Petrovsky: I need a stiff drink.
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Aug 4, 2018 23:01:11 GMT
Barbara "Barbie" Shepard...
Aria: Okay, we need to get to Afterlife to take out the General.
Nyreen: We'll split up. Meet you there. (runs off to get away from Barbie)
Barbie: Well it looks like it's just the two of us, best of friends!
Aria: (angry scowl)
* * *
Aria: Nyreen!
Nyreen: (spots Shepard, kills herself to take out Adjutants)
Barbie: Ninja go boom?
Aria: AAAAH! I will kill you all! (runs into Afterlife, gets caught by Petrovksy)
Barbie: Kinky! I didn't know you were into this stuff!
Petrovksy: Nyreen killed the Adjutants we hadn't finished experimenting on yet. These ones are fully under
our control, the prototypes for our future army.
Barbie: Bored now!
Petrovksy: Kill Shepard!
Barbie: Oh I love this game!
* * *
Petrovsky: Shepard, I surrender myself into your custody.
Aria: That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard.
Barbie: Great! I'll call the Alliance to pick you up!
Aria: What!?
Petrovsky: From what I hear, Alliance P.O.W.s leave fairly comfortable lives. Who knows, you and I even
might become friends.
Barbie: Oh I love making new friends!
Aria: (seething) Are you serious?
Barbie: Bray, take him away!
Bray: (looks at Aria)
Aria: (through gritted teeth) Yes, take him away.
Barbie: Well that was fun! We should do this again sometime.
Aria: Let's not and say we did.
Barbie: So where to next? Girls night out?
Aria: Please leave.
Barbie: Oh come on! Think of all the fun we can still have! Shopping, eating, drinking, more killing, maybe
take a fighter jet out for a joyride,...
Aria: Look, I'll give you ships, eezo, troops, whatever you need for the war effort. Just leave my sight.
Barbie: Oh right! There's a war going on. I totally forgot! Well I better get back to the Normandy, then.
See you later!
* * *
Barbie: Hi guys, I'm back! Did you miss me?
EDI: No.
Joker: Not really.
Chakwas: You were gone?
James: I didn't even notice you left.
Cortez: Sorry, I was too busy working on the shuttle. Did you say something?
Garrus: You should take another vacation. It would be good for me. I mean you, good for you.
Javik: Not in the least.
Liara: Sorry, I've been busy with all these reports that I didn't even notice you were missing.
Barbie: Great! Back to work! To the Citadel, Joker!
(Just one more post and then I am caught up. I wonder if I can finish writing it today so I can get back to playing)
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Did a bit of testing with Janet and learned that Bioware knows my tricks and will not let me write dramatic fanfic. But had a grand time killing those nasty CAT-6 in god mode. Then got proper face Janet off Mars. Pondered about installing the same sex romance and whether it was too late, but then remembered that Janet is a jerk and Ashley would probably prefer the bullet... Game must be reading the draft since the reaper music blared as Traynor walked in after the dream talk. Then kept playing as she introduced herself. Then just after she leaned in after talking about the retrofits, it stopped and the normal music went on as she did her Edi fawning. Spooky Traynor aside, got Janet a bit more kitted out then moved on to Michael. Did a bit of testing and it seems like Edi and Kaidan must bond. "His name's Grunt, huh? I'm glad he's a friend of yours." and like, you have no idea Kaidan, Michael pretty much birthed him. Hehe. Well Edi kinda as well. So I suppose this bonding over their son is fitting. Alas that was all the abuse my fingers could take so called it a day. And not because I'm rubbish at this mission and kinda really want to put it off. No sirree.  This is one of my favorite bits of this cutscene. Nooooo Liara I'm not in the moooood. Also that look just after Shepard wakes up, like what the heck did I just dream... |
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Aug 5, 2018 2:35:35 GMT
Last post. Not that great, but I want to get to bed.
Barbara "Barbie" Shepard...
Joker: Alliance Control isn't responding.
Barbie: Maybe they're on break?
Joker: All of them at once?
Barbie: When you've got to go, you got to go.
Joker: All of them at once?
Barbie: Remember that time I slipped everyone a laxative in their drinks?
Joker: Don't remind me. Shit was everywhere.
Barbie: Poo wrestling is fun!
Joker: For you maybe.
Barbie: For me, definitely!
Thane: (over comms) Normandy, Cerberus is attacking the station and they are in control of the docks. I'm
heading to C-Sec headquarters.
Barbie: Why C-Sec headquarters?
Thane: It's been compromised. C-Sec's response depends on it. As long as Cerberus is holding the
headquarters, they have the station.
Barbie: Okay, change of plans. Take us to C-Sec HQ!
Joker: The Normandy can't get there.
Barbie: Then shoot me to C-Sec HQ, and I'll parachute in!
Joker: Or you could take the shuttle.
Barbie: But that's not nearly as badass.
Joker: But it's actually feasible.
Barbie: What if I jetpack in, instead?
Joker: Just take the shuttle. I think Cortez is itching to fly it.
Barbie: Or maybe he's itching because of the powder I put in his clothes!
Joker: What? Never mind. Just never do that to me, okay?
Barbie: Of course not! I've got something even funnier planned.
Joker: Terrific.
* * *
Barbie: Thane, how bad is it?
Thane: I have time. Catch him.
Barbie: Why didn't you shoot him when you had the chance?
Thane: I was waiting for you to shoot him.
Barbie: Sorry, but I didn't get a Renegade Interrupt.
Thane: What?
Barbie: Yeah, you know, that red flashing red symbol that appears in the corner of your vision?
Everyone: ...
Barbie: No one else sees that?
Garrus: Let's just... take a C-Sec shuttle and catch that dude.
... They take the shuttle ...
... Kai Leng jumps on the shuttle ...
Barbie: Another ninja!
James: Shoot him!
Garrus: Squish him against the walkways!
Barbie: But it's a ninja!
... Kai Leng stabs the shuttle ...
Barbie: Bad ninja! Very bad ninja!
... shuttle crashes ...
Garrus: That hurt.
James: I may have whiplash. Ow.
Barbie: Oh what a rush! Did you guys see that landing? Slid that thing down like a pro! (runs off)
Garrus: Why can't I just die?
James: Is it really that bad?
Barbie: Hey guys! That would make a great picnic spot! (points) And we can even go fishing! I remember
hearing that there were fish in the lake!
Garrus: It's really that bad.
Barbie: We can even go skinny dipping!
Garrus: I take it back. It can get even worse.
* * *
Ashley: Shepard?
Udina: Shepard's blocking our escape. She's with Cerberus!
Barbie: Ashley's with Cerberus?
Udina: No, *your* with Cerberus.
Barbie: *You're*
Udina: What?
Barbie: Sorry, I just turned subitles on, and you spelled "You're" wrong. You spelled it "your" which is a
possessive noun, but you want "You're" which is a contraction of "You are"--
Udina: Oh to hell with this.
Barbie: Tell him, Ashley!
Ashley: What? I'm confused here.
Asari Councilor: The Commander is right. Correct spelling is very important, especially in written
communications.
Ashley: But he spoke it! The subtitles mean nothing! Your translator may have glitched.
Barbie: But with subtitles, I can read ahead so I don't have to listen to you drone on about RENEGADE
INTERRUPT! (shoots Udina)
Garrus: Well, I'm glad that's over. I'm heading back to the Normandy. You guys can clean up the mess.
James: I'll join you. Let's hit the bar for a drink.
Garrus: I'll have a bottle of Ryncol.
James: Won't that stuff kill you?
Garrus: One can hope.
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Post by melbella on Aug 5, 2018 3:15:39 GMT
Barbie: Hi guys, I'm back! Did you miss me? EDI: No. Joker: Not really. Chakwas: You were gone? James: I didn't even notice you left. Cortez: Sorry, I was too busy working on the shuttle. Did you say something? Garrus: You should take another vacation. It would be good for me. I mean you, good for you. Javik: Not in the least. Liara: Sorry, I've been busy with all these reports that I didn't even notice you were missing.
Unfortunately, this seems to be the reaction regardless. BW could have at least tried to make Omega seems like part of the game. 
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Post by dmc1001 on Aug 5, 2018 5:56:46 GMT
Unfortunately, this seems to be the reaction regardless. BW could have at least tried to make Omega seems like part of the game. It's my least favorite thing to in ME3. It isolates Shepard even more than the entirety of ME2 when working with Cerberus. That said, getting Omega out of Cerberus's hands and being given tons of mercs and other resources actually makes a lot of sense. |
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Post by Son of Dorn on Aug 5, 2018 8:55:10 GMT
Last post. Not that great, but I want to get to bed. Barbara "Barbie" Shepard... Joker: Alliance Control isn't responding. Barbie: Maybe they're on break? Joker: All of them at once? Barbie: When you've got to go, you got to go. Joker: All of them at once? Barbie: Remember that time I slipped everyone a laxative in their drinks? Joker: Don't remind me. Shit was everywhere. Barbie: Poo wrestling is fun! Joker: For you maybe. Barbie: For me, definitely! Thane: (over comms) Normandy, Cerberus is attacking the station and they are in control of the docks. I'm heading to C-Sec headquarters. Barbie: Why C-Sec headquarters? Thane: It's been compromised. C-Sec's response depends on it. As long as Cerberus is holding the headquarters, they have the station. Barbie: Okay, change of plans. Take us to C-Sec HQ! Joker: The Normandy can't get there. Barbie: Then shoot me to C-Sec HQ, and I'll parachute in! Joker: Or you could take the shuttle. Barbie: But that's not nearly as badass. Joker: But it's actually feasible. Barbie: What if I jetpack in, instead? Joker: Just take the shuttle. I think Cortez is itching to fly it. Barbie: Or maybe he's itching because of the powder I put in his clothes! Joker: What? Never mind. Just never do that to me, okay? Barbie: Of course not! I've got something even funnier planned. Joker: Terrific. * * * Barbie: Thane, how bad is it? Thane: I have time. Catch him. Barbie: Why didn't you shoot him when you had the chance? Thane: I was waiting for you to shoot him. Barbie: Sorry, but I didn't get a Renegade Interrupt. Thane: What? Barbie: Yeah, you know, that red flashing red symbol that appears in the corner of your vision? Everyone: ... Barbie: No one else sees that? Garrus: Let's just... take a C-Sec shuttle and catch that dude. ... They take the shuttle ... ... Kai Leng jumps on the shuttle ... Barbie: Another ninja! James: Shoot him! Garrus: Squish him against the walkways! Barbie: But it's a ninja! ... Kai Leng stabs the shuttle ... Barbie: Bad ninja! Very bad ninja! ... shuttle crashes ... Garrus: That hurt. James: I may have whiplash. Ow. Barbie: Oh what a rush! Did you guys see that landing? Slid that thing down like a pro! (runs off) Garrus: Why can't I just die? James: Is it really that bad? Barbie: Hey guys! That would make a great picnic spot! (points) And we can even go fishing! I remember hearing that there were fish in the lake! Garrus: It's really that bad. Barbie: We can even go skinny dipping! Garrus: I take it back. It can get even worse. * * * Ashley: Shepard? Udina: Shepard's blocking our escape. She's with Cerberus! Barbie: Ashley's with Cerberus? Udina: No, *your* with Cerberus. Barbie: *You're* Udina: What? Barbie: Sorry, I just turned subitles on, and you spelled "You're" wrong. You spelled it "your" which is a possessive noun, but you want "You're" which is a contraction of "You are"-- Udina: Oh to hell with this. Barbie: Tell him, Ashley! Ashley: What? I'm confused here. Asari Councilor: The Commander is right. Correct spelling is very important, especially in written communications. Ashley: But he spoke it! The subtitles mean nothing! Your translator may have glitched. Barbie: But with subtitles, I can read ahead so I don't have to listen to you drone on about RENEGADE INTERRUPT! (shoots Udina) Garrus: Well, I'm glad that's over. I'm heading back to the Normandy. You guys can clean up the mess. James: I'll join you. Let's hit the bar for a drink. Garrus: I'll have a bottle of Ryncol. James: Won't that stuff kill you? Garrus: One can hope. I always wondered, how did a bullet the size of a grain of sand manage to kill Udina? |
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Aug 5, 2018 11:41:48 GMT
Barbie: Hi guys, I'm back! Did you miss me? EDI: No. Joker: Not really. Chakwas: You were gone? James: I didn't even notice you left. Cortez: Sorry, I was too busy working on the shuttle. Did you say something? Garrus: You should take another vacation. It would be good for me. I mean you, good for you. Javik: Not in the least. Liara: Sorry, I've been busy with all these reports that I didn't even notice you were missing.
Unfortunately, this seems to be the reaction regardless. BW could have at least tried to make Omega seems like part of the game.
I know what you mean. But that would require paying about 5-7 voice actors/actresses (EDI, Joker?, Traynor?, Liara, Garrus, Javik, Tali) to voice exactly one line / 1-3 sentences of dialogue. You have to pay them a voice acting fee for at least one hour of work. That is money you don't need to spend. If Omega DLC was like Leviathan DLC or Citadel DLC (or From Ashes DLC) where you could take mainline squadmates with you, then you would bring in their squadmate voice actors since they would have additional lines of dialogue within the DLC missions. |
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Aug 5, 2018 20:22:34 GMT
Preemptive post of what I will either do later today or tomorrow.
Barbara "Barbie" Shepard...
Barbie: How are you doing, Thane?
Thane: I am dying.
Kolyat: He doesn't have much time left.
Thane: I would like to spend that time with my son.
Barbie: Okay. (stays standing in one spot)
Thane: Uh, Shepard?
Barbie: Yes Thane?
Thane: I said I would like to spend some time with my son.
Barbie: Yes you did. He's right there.
Thane: I meant, alone.
Barbie: Well if you are alone, then you wouldn't be with your son.
Thane: I mean, I want to spend the remaining time I have left with just my son.
Barbie: Oh, you mean...
Thane: Get out.
* * *
Solik: I am a documentary filmaker. I'm trying to document the stories of refugees coming to the Citadel,
but C-Sec won't allow me on the docs. Can you take some pictures for me?
Barbie: Sure thing!
... Later ...
Barbie: Here are your pictures!
Solik: Great! Let me take a look at them! (after a moment) Um, pretty good start, but there is a problem
with them.
Barbie: Oh no! What's the problem?
Solik: Well see, I asked for pictures--
Barbie: And I took pictures!
Solik: But you took selfies.
Barbie: A selfie is a picture.
Solik: Well technically yes, but I don't want selfies. I want pictures of the refugees.
Barbie: I took pictures of refugees.
Solik: With you in them.
Barbie: I still don't see what the problem is.
Solik: The focus needs to be on the refugees, not you.
Barbie:
Solik: Because the documentary is about the refugees, not you.
Barbie: But what if -- and hear me out on this -- instead of retaking the pictures, we just make the
documentary about me instead?
Solik: (hand to forehead)
* * *
Ghorek: Go away. Nothing to say.
Barbie: But you just did.
Ghorek: YOU!
Barbie: ME!
Ghorek: You butchered everyone on Arathot when you slammed an Asteroid into a Mass Relay!
Barbie: Biggest explosion ever! Except for the Big Bang, but I'm working on it.
Ghorek: If you have any remorse, show some mercy and unplug this machine. Let me join my family.
Barbie: Oh come on, don't be like that! Cheer up! They say laughter is best medicine. Here, let me try my
new Stand Up Comedy routine. Guaranteed it will make you feel better in no time!
Ghorek: (begins struggling to shut off his life support)
* * *
Barbie:
Noles, this is where the last access code was used.
Noles: What's that Commander? I'm losing your signal.
Balak: Shepard.
Barbie: (knocks Balak down with a big hug) BALAK! It's so good to see you!
Balak: What the hell? Get off me!
Noles: Nice tackle, Commander!
Barbie: Noles, this is Balak! We're old friends. I haven't seen him in years!
Balak: We're not friends! Get off me!
Barbie: Say the magic word!
Balak: Get off me, you <batarian swear word that doesn't translate>!
Barbie: That's not the magic word.
Balak: Get off me, please!
... Barbie gets off of Balak, Balak gets up and tries to pull out his gun again. Barbie puts him in a bear
hug ...
Barbie: Oh you big, lovable oaf! What are you doing here on the Citadel?
Balak: Trying to kill you.
Barbie: Oh that's so sweet!
Noles: What do I do?
Balak: Just get her off me!
Barbie: So do you want to join the war effort?
Balak: If you let me go, then yes! Yes I will!
Barbie: Nice! (let's him go)
Balak: I'll go get the ships ready. (to Noles as he runs away) Just keep her away from me!
Barbie: wow. What a great guy!
* * *
Barbie: Ashley!
Ashley: Shepard! Uh, hi! Fancy meeting you here.
Barbie: I missed talking with earlier. You ready to head back to the Normandy now?
Ashley: Actually, Hackett is assigning me to his team. I'm heading out the Crucible now.
Barbie: Ha ha, you're such a kidder.
Ashley: No seriously, I have another assignment. I'm not joining the Normandy.
Barbie: Too bad, Spectre Authority! (grabs Ashley by the arm and drags her along) To the Normandy!
Ashley: Oh dear god NO!
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Go to sleeep, go to sleeeep, go to sleeeeep little Rachni.
Michael crawled his way out of the pit of Rachni and got to see Grunt climb out fresh from the womb of battle. Poetic stuff.
And then started the Cerebus Scientist bit without saving in between. Ooops. But it has more shielded enemies and those are my friends in his run.
Then Janet went to kick the snot out of Vega. Now I want to imagine that every time she has a frustrating mission she takes it out on him. I think he'd like that as well.
It's a pity the blood cleans up after the fight. Casual chat with Steve with a bloody nose and bruised cheek would be fun.
I think doggo died because he was just lying there by the weapon bench. Or maybe he was recharging.
Went to Menae and whoo boi that Venom is quite something. Two shots to bring down a brute. Made getting the primarch real easy.
Forgot about the look over James gives femshep after commenting on Edi being distracted. Bad touch, bad touch!
Looking at the wall it seems that Jack is dead. Which means the best character wont survive either way so Cerebus can keep Rodriguez and her unicorn boots.
The Hanar home world is gone so they wont need any medicine. So maybe she'll do Benning before the coup.
Was getting all giddy over shooting Padok and then it's Mordin down there :C And the cure was saved. Nuuuuu.
Again, that venom is something...Like 5 shots to take down an Atlas (plus a bit of powerade). The Mantis was also surprisingly beastly.
Did get a new dialog from Mordin. "Number of lubricants available with different textures. Will have EDI show you appropriate vids." And just no, no Mordin, no.
Since the game is mostly vanilla now I won't be able to fill Janet's wall of Fame. And she's giving off a lot more chill vibe after she got her face back. So maybe there will be less murder and more mayhem. Maybe.
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Post by masseffectfanforlife on Aug 6, 2018 4:26:23 GMT
Preparations for playing Mass Effect again will take time. By sometime next year, I will buy a 2k monitor (1440p), or possibly 4k, and a new graphics card. In the meantime, here's a teaser poster for what's coming next year, when the gameplay/story of my Shepard is recorded for YouTube:  |
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Post by RedCaesar97 on Aug 6, 2018 20:27:37 GMT
I couldn't think of a good way to end this post, so it ends kind of lame. You've been forewarned.
Barbara "Barbie" Shepard...
Traynor: Wow, this is nice cabin. I never got a good chance to look at it before now.
Barbie: So what did you want to see me about?
Traynor: Well, you once issued me a challenge. So I am accepting that challenge. Ready to play?
Barbie: Play?
Traynor: Chess. Or have you forgotten?
Barbie: Oh I haven't forgotten. (ties on headband) Let's do this!
Traynor: Uh, what's with the headband?
Barbie: You mentioned that you liked to sweat playing chess.
Traynor: Well, yes.
Barbie: And nothing gets you sweating like a good workout.
Traynor: Well this is chess, not a workout, and I was referring to--
Barbie: And nothing gives you a good workout quite like BATTLE CHESS!
Traynor: B-battle chess?
Barbie: And it's not Battle Chess unless you walk home with bruises! If you can walk home at all!
Traynor: Oh no.
* * *
Barbie: What can you tell me about this place?
Liara: We're headed to an Ardat-Yakshi Monastery.
Barbie: I could never become a nun. Too much meditating.
Ashley: Really? I would have thought it would be the 'celibacy' requirement.
Barbie: No, I'm already famous.
Ashley: You're thinking of 'celebrity'.
Barbie: I'm delicious?
Ashley: That's 'delicacy".
Barbie: I break easily?
Ashley: That's 'delicate'. You know what, let's just land.
* * *
Barbie: Samara?
Samara: Goddess, no! I mean, I'm surprised to see you, Shepard.
Barbie: So what are you doing here?
Samara: I am here to search for my daughters.
Barbie: Good idea! Let's team up!
Samara: Actually, I think it would be better if we split up. That way we could,... uh,... cover more
ground? (nervous smile)
Barbie: Good idea! Let's split up!
Samara: Okay-bye-please-leave-me-alone.
* * *
Liara: What was that? They're turning Asari into monsters!
Barbie: That was a monster?
Liara: That's not funny.
Barbie: No seriously, that was a monster? I once dated an Asari prostitute that looked like that.
Ashley: You what?
Barbie: Okay, maybe 'dated' is a strong word.
Liara and Ashley: ...
Barbie: okay, it was a party and I was drunk as hell. Let's get moving.
* * *
After detonating the bomb...
Barbie: Well that was fun!
Falere: Rila is dead. You let her die!
Barbie: Oh right. I suppose you would find that tragic. My bad. Anyway, now that mess is cleaned up, you
can rejoin the Normandy, Samara!
Samara: The code dictates--
Barbie: Yeah about that. You see, I was reading the Justicar Code last night and decided to make a few
changes.
Samara: (puts gun to her head)
Barbie: (disarms Samara) Ha, you're such a joker. Anyway, as I was saying--
Samara: I can't! I need to, uh, get the other Justicars together to help fight the Reapers.
Barbie: Oh, okay. How about you Falere? Want to join the Normandy?
Falere: No, I need to stay here and, uh, plant flowers or something.
Barbie: Well that sucks. I really wanted an Asari on the team.
Liara: I'm standing right here!
Barbie: Oh right! I forgot about you.
(Bit of a spoiler, but I plan to do the Citadel DLC next, but without recruiting Tali first. I'll try to finish playing the Citadel DLC missions today and then spend hopefully write it up throughout the week.)
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Before I get back into ME2, I wanted to check out the new texture mods I added. MEUITM and ALOT have made a difference. All that's happened is that Jenkins died and I picked up Ashley. Choosing only Renegade options is a lot of work for me.
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