DA Fan gives TW3 a shot: Text Based Let's Play

According to legend, a watchtower was built on an island on the river Rhine by the cold hearted archbishop Hatto II of Mainz (some sources claim it was his predecessor, Hatto I) near the city of Bingen. He was fond of using the term "may the mice eat me if it's not true" whenever he wanted to emphasize a statement. When famine struck the land, the bishop was displeased with all the beggars mucking up the streets of his fair town, and so he announced that all the poor people would be fed in a barn outside the city. When the poor were all inside the barn, he had his men bar the doors and set fire to it on all four corners. As the poor people died screaming in the flames, the cruel bishop said "Do you hear my grain mice whistle? Now there shall be an end to the begging, may the mice eat me if it's not true." ("Hört Ihr meine Korn-Mäuse pfeifen? Jetzt wird der Bettel ein Ende haben, sollen mich die Mäuse fressen wenn's nicht wahr ist.")

To his horror, a swarm of mice came after him into his residence, snapping at him and scaring off his servants. He panicked and ran, and the mice kept coming after him, the swarm swelling as more mice joined in the city streets. Eventually he reached the river Rhine, taking a boat to the tower island where he thought he'd be safe. But the mice threw themselves into the water and swam after him, scaled the tower walls and poured through the windows to tear the flesh from the bishop's bones. The tower was named the Mouse Tower of Bingen ever since.