Name Your Weapon thread (with generator link)

Dead Thermal Girlfriend!!

LOL

Interesting naming system you have there, ssanyesz!

Up's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a grenade called the Long Magical Paragon.

Wouldn't be bad if it was an SR.  I went on to try several other variations and could not get an SR to come up to save my life... and the results just kept getting worse:

UpUp's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a carbine called the Glass Purple Chicken.

UpUpAway's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a heavy pistol called the Silver Magical Vibrator.

UpUpAway95's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a biotic amp called the Blue Fatal Dad.

UpUpAwayRedux's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a biotic amp called the Illegal Rude Vegetable.

... has made me think about changing my name... I want an SR!

Probably "best" result so far... Up Up Away Redux's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a flamethrower called the Premium Paragon Defender.  (as long as it's a flame throwing turret like the Engineer class in ME3... I could maybe live with that)

A sniper rifle called "Official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, 200-Shot, Range Model Air Rifle, With A Compass In The Stock And This Thing That Tells Time"

Too long?

Simple and elegant, perfect. I approve... and, sorry, but now I might steal your idea because Garrus deserves it .

I called the krogan warhammer, "Arm of Tyr", which will be my weapon of choice in Andromeda.

Thrombin's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is an omni-blade called the Hot Simple Sex Toy.

Sounds dangerous

TheDjbixo's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a heavy pistol called the Biotic Atomic Hamster.

So... i've a Nuclear grade ordnance with the shape of a hamster with biotic powers as a pistol? FTW!.

and...


The Biotic Tower's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a sword called the Primitive Yonic Waffle.

noiiice... 

No thanks. I'm making up my own names for weapons. I'm much better at naming fantasy weapons but I'll take my chances.

hah. Kino's MEA weapon is a grenade called the Galactic Fatal Spectre

That's a lot of damn pressure for a simple grenade.

AGECCR's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a missile launcher called the Minor League Smol Vegetable.
I.... don't know what that is....

Put in my first name and...
Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a biotic amp called the Phallic Quarian Blunderbuss.
Good God....

Middle name:
Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a light pistol called the Premium Bangin' Walrus.

Last name:
Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a grenade called the Fearsome Non-specific Paragon. (haha...Non-specific paragon )
At least that name wasn't filthy.....


Just to see what would happen if I put a random character's name in:

Chose Solas and got:
Solas's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a heavy pistol called the Elcor Boring Heat. .....Maybe that's why he didn't get a sex scene.....

I got an onni blade called the Petite Blue Queen and a shotgun called the Varren War Desire.

Hmmm....