Name Your Weapon thread (with generator link)

To add on to that, I decided to see what the names are for the default names of Shepard.

John Shepard's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a light pistol called the Killer Handsome Winner. Appropriate.

Jane Shepard's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a missile launcher called the Magical Batarian Machine. It's not just any machine, it's a magical batarian machine.

LolsLikeMuttley's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a missile launcher called the Dangerous Galactic Datemate.

I'm liking the sound of that!

Heroicmass's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a sniper rifle called the Killer Nuclear Sex Toy.

I hadn't thought to put my real name in before. It gave me an omni-blade named Space Dead Walrus.

I'd almost rather have a weapon of shame. Almost.

"Lavochkin's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a sword called the Uncalibrated Mammoth Blade."

President of Boom's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a flamethrower called the Smol Mammoth Chicken.


So basically, this with tusks

I choose you, Caliburnophant!

So every now & then, I'll try to post some fun "weapon names" I've found using names from MET, & ME:A.


Which one is better?

"Male Shepard's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a grenade called the Irresistible Bangin' Solution."
or
"Fem Shepard's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a heavy pistol called the Semi-automatic Renegade Vibrator."



"Sovereign's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a sword called the Golden Sexy Mom."

"Miranda's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a carbine called the Quarian Turian Juggernaut."

"Javik's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is an assault rifle called the Advanced Phallic Spanker."

"Tempest's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a sniper rifle called the Fearsome Galactic Cannon."

"Kallo Jath's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a shotgun called the Enchanted Invincible Vegetable."

"Liam's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a carbine called the Dangerous Anal Pizza."

"olforn's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a carbine called the Quarian Pink Assassin."

Seems legit...

Says the guy that respond to a 3 day old post...... ok.

Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is an omni-blade called the Invincible Major League Winner.

I guess xD

Quite appropriate considering I was considering making my first Ryder an Adept I was typing a name I was thinking of calling my Ryder Jessica and it came up with the Biotic killer Winner for my sniper rifle.