Name Your Weapon thread (with generator link)

melbella's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a grenade called the Purple Trashy Beast. [Uh???]

First name's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a submachine gun called the Major League Ordinary Datemate. [No idea what this one means.]

Last name's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a biotic amp called the Cold Varren Protector.  [Yes, Urz must be protected!  ]

First + last name's Mass Effect Andromeda weapon is a missile launcher called the Super Flimsy Loser.  [Ok, how can a missile launcher be a flimsy loser? Unless it doesn't actually launch missiles? Well.....shit.]