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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2016 7:37:10 GMT
Why should you avoid getting Krogan wet?
Because they get ryn-colled!
How do batarians drop the bass when playing music?
By bringing down the sky!
Why should Geth carry water?
Because they have have juggers.... Not!
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"Sir, what are we supposed to tell convicts again ?"
"Their Miranda Laws,son."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2016 7:56:31 GMT
Why do Asari take their sweet time?
Because they love embracing eternity!
How does a taxi cab measure difficulty?
by using a FARE meter.
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Post by AIS-Sona_v7 on Sept 26, 2016 11:45:24 GMT
How do we ally with terrorists ?
We make a Cerber truce.
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Why does James Vega dislike yogurt ?
It's pro-biotic.
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How did ancient Egyptians archive data ?
They used hiero-glyphs.
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What has happend between Liara and Shepard when the lights turned off ?
He shadow-broke 'er.
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What do the residents of Nos Astra say after they deliver a bad pun ?
Ah Sarry.
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If you have 6 felines.
Never trust Cat 6.
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What did Shepard order his biotic squadmate after they departed the shuttle on a jamming station.
COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM !
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 27, 2016 19:03:40 GMT
Did you hear about the Reaper creature that collects organic life and makes a hybrid?... It's called a combine harvester.
What type of problem do you face in the Citadel DLC if you name your Shepard, Simon?... A Cyclone.
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What did the C-Sec commander do during the siege ?
He Baileyd.
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I saw Kai's sword myself.
It is pretty Leng in size.
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Where do you find a bank on the Citadel ?
In the credit section.
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There is a fugitive on the run in a border city of Spain.
Khalisa's been seen in Al Jilani.
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Post by fraggle on Oct 1, 2016 18:25:36 GMT
In ME1, we were all charmed by a lovely piece of music... truly a Sarenade. A rat that's active as a trickster is definitely a Conra td. Some people were really intrigued by the drell race. They think they were Thaneomenal. Have you heard about the latest awesome burger place? It's called Burgatory. And one for fans of Final Fantasy... Chakwas from ME was a lot more friendly than Chac was.  |
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What Krogan Unit wants to recruit Jack?
Hair-a-lack Company
I hear that Bioware Montreal wanted to add in another drinking establishment on the Citadel... They wanted to name it Bar l'Avon.
What did Shepard call it when patients on the Normandy were given a sponge bath?
A caring Chak-wash.
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What was the Commanders reaction to Aria's personality.
O-me-gad.
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Who is the best hide and seek champion in the galaxy ?
The Elusive Man
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Allying with the Geth ?
I Xen not believe what I'm hearing !
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What does renegade Shep go for in his love interests ?
The jackass.
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A group of mathematicians was tasked to divide by zero.
Their legion broke.
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What is the most sold plushie this season ?
The t-wrex.
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What do you call a person stupid in every profession ?
Omni-Fool
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What did the Admiral scream when he found his watch in a block of ice ?
Hack-it-out!
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What did Admiral Hackett say when BroShep asked him if he could still get it on?
Yes, I Kenson.
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Did you hear that Cerberus put horns on their mechs?... There also known as the ram-part mechs. (these mechs do store a lot of memory in their RAM parts though)
How do you know if an enemy is an alcoholic?... They tend to use AA guns.
Did you read the thriller about the First Contact War?... It's called the Man/Turian Candidate.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Oct 12, 2016 16:22:51 GMT
After Shepard chose the 'green' option at the end, someone took a picture of a tree with their camera to show what the new photosynthesis looked like.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Oct 19, 2016 20:43:24 GMT
What type of shoes does Kasumi wear?... Sneakers.
How did Shepard feel on the Normandy of ME1 (as opposed to ME2)?... Delighted.
Did you hear? The German Mass Effect focuses more on dogs than space... There's a German Shepard theme throughout.
How do Turians play football?... By kicking cabal.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Nov 12, 2016 0:12:11 GMT
Keeping Sedaris incarcerated is an in-Sayn idea.
What does Ryder say when encountering the Andromeda natives?... "Khet away from me!"
Where do the Asari watch plays?... At Aethyta's
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jan 31, 2017 20:53:26 GMT
What button should you press when Shepard's in the Geth server?... The block button
What do the Geth want when they play tennis?... A good server
How did Joker feel when he got yelled at?... Moreau-se
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Post by MrGDL87 on Apr 12, 2017 19:51:56 GMT
Time for some Andromeda puns  ...
Why does the leader of the exiles work by herself?... because she's the Sloane ranger.
Some people like Vidal as a character, he's their... Reyes-sunshine.
When Jill committed a crime, she was sentenced to the Gilotine
When Ryder and co enter a vehicle to explore a planet, they enter... Nomad's Land.
Did you hear about the Kett who painted their leader?... They're Archon artist.
An ice planet in Andromeda is like seeing another... Voeld completely.
Why did the Kett make their dogs invisible?... It's the wraith forward.
What is the most common insect in Andromeda?... A remn-ant.
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Time for some Andromeda puns ...
Why does the leader of the exiles work by herself?... because she's the Sloane ranger.
Some people like Vidal as a character, he's their... Reyes-sunshine.
When Jill committed a crime, she was sentenced to the Gilotine
When Ryder and co enter a vehicle to explore a planet, they enter... Nomad's Land.
Did you hear about the Kett who painted their leader?... They're Archon artist.
An ice planet in Andromeda is like seeing another... Voeld completely.
Why did the Kett make their dogs invisible?... It's the wraith forward.
What is the most common insect in Andromeda?... A remn-ant.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Apr 14, 2017 23:55:46 GMT
Sometimes there's situations where Ryder can become conflicted. The body says yes but... Sam node.
What did the Hyperion captain say when reaching her destination?... I'm Dunn
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Post by MrGDL87 on Apr 16, 2017 12:28:12 GMT
Where do you find a genie and a princess Jasmine?... In Elaaden
What do exile magicians shout?... Abra-Kadara
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Post by MrGDL87 on May 10, 2017 15:18:07 GMT
What do Heleus geologists like to examine?... Eiroch or two.
Did you know Akksul is a fan of heavy metal?... He urges everyone to find their inner Roekaar.
Angaran comedians know how to Havarl-augh.
What do happy Heleus caterpillars say?... "I, monolith"
What vegetable can be bought on Aya?... Onaon
All the Pathfinders told the Salarian Pathfinder that they were stronger. The Salarian Pathfinder replied: "you're right, I'm Raeka"
Vetra's loyalty mission can be described as... insidious.
What did Drack need when helping him with his loyalty mission?... Suspenders
Addison doesn't speak during board meetings because she's too focused on her Tann.
The Archon and his senior advisor are adept at combos in battle. However, their relationship must've soured because the senior advisor wouldn't primus for a biotic combo.
One of the Angaran leaders is bashful around others... she's moshae than the rest.
What did Spanish Ryder say when establishing the first outpost?... "D'Eos M'Eos!"
What did the Archon say when eating a bland omelette?... "Give me some egg salt-ation"
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Post by MrGDL87 on May 14, 2017 15:44:51 GMT
Tann: "This galaxy is too dark. I think we need to, Addison" How do singers start their Angaran concerts?... "Aya, having a good time tonight?" The Turian pathfinder was... Macen trouble for Ryder. (I like this story arc) Van Gogh would've felt at home on the Asari ark because it's where he'd Leusinia. 
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Where is Liam from?... Kosta Rica Where can you find a high tech sofa in Andromeda?... The Remnant Settee. |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Nov 28, 2017 21:57:17 GMT
What book is said to improve the sex lives of Quarians?... The Karma Suit-raa Quarian females are always on the lookout for a relevant... suitor. Why did Shepard ignore Barla Von in jail?... To break him out would be too... free-volus. |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Dec 1, 2017 20:16:48 GMT
I wanted to point out the enemy to Shepard's Quarian teammate so I shouted "Tally-Ho!!!"... She wasn't amused. How do Krogan hitman pay for their tab at the bar?... They go into their bloodwage. What can you grow on the Leviathan homeworld?... Pulse food. Shepard's Quarian ally went berserk with a melee weapon in front of Saren... Saren ordered his troops to: "keep Shepard's Tali-wacker away from me" |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Jul 16, 2018 18:15:09 GMT
Did you know... There was a UK TV programme that documents Maya side of the Citadel DLC? It's called Brook'side. Shepard used incinerate on Brooks. She was then heard screaming "Maya hair is on fire!!!" There was a time when Shepard acted as a wingman to Hanar on Noveria. It must've worked because... Opold. The Illusive Man is a skilled stringed instrument musician. Well... he is known as a Harper. The Krogan decided to land in the EU to repel the reaper invasion. After the invasion was over, the Krogan decided to leave the EU due to one chief negotiator. This event was known as Wrex-it. Shepard and his squad were overjoyed in the final scenes. They were... beaming. |
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