Behind the Monitor

The question is : how did you measure that ? 

That should be a very important scientific experiment with a huge impact over the future of humanity.

Then it sounds to me like your difficulty is mental engagement, it's easy for active owners to overlook that. Too many people only say "Dogs need exercise", which lulls active people into thinking it'll be "easy". Train your dog after a run, teach it to do weird and wacky things, whatever floats your boat, your dog will love it. Not only is it time spent with you, nor even just mental engagement, it's a chance to prove themselves to you (which apparently your dog is like, so double plus). It might surprise you how effective a little mind work can be in tiring a dog out. Maybe try hiding snacks or something, I hear that works well.

P.S: I'm not the dog trainer in the house though, if you want some pointers, I can direct Arktinen to you, she used to train Search and Rescue dogs and such. I'm the novice here.

Prepare to receive a dog that has some issues. My ex got one Doberman mix from abroad and she was even more of a Houdini than the Husky she already had. That dog would suddenly run off across the street without notice. It was scared of all kinds of things, displayed stress easily and in general was a very nervous dog.

When my girl chose the dog it displayed its teeth when called, and they said it was 'laughing', but that ain't laughing I told her. She took her anyway and in the end after a couple of years she gave it to her sister's family. Better than disposing it to the asylum, but it still is sad - even with all it's faults - it still tried to be a member of the pack.

Every time I went to visit my ex again (after she had given her away to the sister) the dog would somehow figure out I was there and escape and come over to greet me. It was kinda amazing.

Good to hear you know what's coming. I'll also eagerly await you geting busy with your new dog - I'll have good opportunities to snatch even more from your coffee while you're busy running after the new runt.

Catch me if you can - I'm not going to stick around at the crime scene.

The thing with dogshit is that you're not supposed to keep and accumulate it. Usually, the dog is urging you to go to a disposal site away from home, but that might just be me and my silly ideas.

Let's see if this damn thing works.

FTFY

I was really exited when i got the tickets


And the concert was up to my expectations !
sorry for the crappy res from my webcam (low light i guess).

PUPPETMASTAZ rules

Get in line already!



Also: you're more handsome than I thought! I'm gonna have to resort to other means of advancing in the line...