ME:A Confessions

My guess is that it requires tools. That's why humans are the only species on Earth that know what it's own navel smells like. Separates us from the damned, dirty animals. 

I always leave the lobby after finishing a mission.

(I think slow about customization, and do not like making people wait on me.)

I'm absolute shite at playing a KroGuard but love playing the KroGuard. I play with my mic off and giggle and die through the whole match. In my defense, I only do this on bronze (so you know I'm not screwing with anyone's gold matches).

I spent too much money on packs and I'm still not satisfied.

The number of hate posts toward BW on ME3MP forum after Geth Bomber update was really something. 

Too bad that they are gone now considering with jet pack they pose not much of a threat.

I still have only played the character creator in single player.

I troll Krogans on gold with my sniper rifle so they can't enrage.

I am trash with cobra rockets often times not being able to pull them out or often cancelling it by dashing or jumping. I also hold grudges against people who don't make an effort to revive me. I also killsteal not on purpose most the times but if I find something in my sights I often take the shot only to realize that krogan was headbutting him.

- Haven't touched SP

- I send my strike team into combat while I send my turds into an endless river...

Thanks for the protip!

Ok, enough comedy from me for a moment...a real confession:

Yesterday's gold Apex mission had the "combo modifier" -- something like +100% to all combo damage. I selected the Human Adept, put my one and only DisruptorIII ammo on the Charger X and joined. ....

That 15min or so was, by far, the most fun I've had yet in Andromeda. Combos actually DID STUFF. It was like a window into a universe where this game was *right*.

The only other time I felt something like this was in the "Assault Rifle Skirmish" mission...with an extra buff from an AR amp on top of the +50% AR damage modifier, it only took 2 shots from the Falcon to kill a remnant mook. In all, not as fun as combos that do damage, but much closer to the way it should be.

Here endeth the confession.