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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 10, 2017 21:28:10 GMT
Ah ah ah, you didn't say sudo ->>>>>> love/like thread is thatta way.
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Post by alanc9 on Apr 10, 2017 21:40:21 GMT
Objectively?
...... nah, I'll pass. I can't even work up any decent snark for this one.
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Post by suikoden on Apr 10, 2017 22:28:16 GMT
Objectively? ...... nah, I'll pass. I can't even work up any decent snark for this one. I'm perfectly fine with you all posting and keeping this on the front page for newcomers to see. And now for some objective criticism, I think ME:A has one of the shittiest, laziest stories in any game I've ever played. It's quite astounding. Dialogue is very weak as well. Those are my two main complaints.
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 10, 2017 23:16:36 GMT
Objective > "I think" > air of hyperbole.
Seems legit!
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Post by mugwump v1 on Apr 10, 2017 23:21:46 GMT
5 years and millions of dollars to make this middling mess? I mean, I'm a curmudgeonly old scrote at the best of times, but the level of jank in this game is straight up ridiculous. Just today I managed to fall through the tempest into space, become trapped between some previously unseen environmental assets and die during a cut-scene conversation!
I wouldn't mind so much if the game managed to hold my attention, but it's just so boyish and bland.
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 10, 2017 23:30:57 GMT
5 years and millions of dollars to make this middling mess? I mean, I'm a curmudgeonly old scrote at the best of times, but the level of jank in this game is straight up ridiculous. Just today I managed to fall through the tempest into space.. Think of it as an homage!
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Post by alanc9 on Apr 11, 2017 0:34:13 GMT
Objectively? ...... nah, I'll pass. I can't even work up any decent snark for this one. I'm perfectly fine with you all posting and keeping this on the front page for newcomers to see. And now for some objective criticism, I think ME:A has one of the shittiest, laziest stories in any game I've ever played. It's quite astounding. Dialogue is very weak as well. Those are my two main complaints. That's the great thing about a thread like this; everybody wins. I think you sound ridiculous, and I'm happy to keep your posts in front of an audience.
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Post by suikoden on Apr 11, 2017 0:47:41 GMT
I'm perfectly fine with you all posting and keeping this on the front page for newcomers to see. And now for some objective criticism, I think ME:A has one of the shittiest, laziest stories in any game I've ever played. It's quite astounding. Dialogue is very weak as well. Those are my two main complaints. That's the great thing about a thread like this; everybody wins. I think you sound ridiculous, and I'm happy to keep your posts in front of an audience. $0.07 has been deposited into your EA account!! I also can't stand the Ryders - snarky tumblr personalities are brutal. I'd prefer a silent protagonist to them.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2017 0:48:54 GMT
Win win, everyone is happy!
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Post by vomder on Apr 11, 2017 0:56:13 GMT
The Nomad is garbage. Bring back the damn MAKO already, at least it could go up an incline greater than 20 degrees and had guns.
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 11, 2017 1:07:28 GMT
The Nomad is garbage. Bring back the damn MAKO already, at least it could go up an incline greater than 20 degrees and had guns. I'll grant guns, but you have to upgrade it to improve its performance. It will climb just about as well as the Mako can once you've done so.
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Post by vomder on Apr 11, 2017 1:28:53 GMT
The Nomad is garbage. Bring back the damn MAKO already, at least it could go up an incline greater than 20 degrees and had guns. I'll grant guns, but you have to upgrade it to improve its performance. It will climb just about as well as the Mako can once you've done so. Shouldn't have to upgrade a QoL feature.
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 11, 2017 1:41:49 GMT
I'll grant guns, but you have to upgrade it to improve its performance. It will climb just about as well as the Mako can once you've done so. Shouldn't have to upgrade a QoL feature. That's fair, but the whole resource gathering to upgrade gear is kind of the name of the game here. I shouldn't have needed a shit-ton of platinum just to fix one person's face, but there it is.
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Post by anarchizt on Apr 11, 2017 19:24:34 GMT
The title might sound like a post about my issues with the game, but it's really about what I think you could have done better to give your audience a better experience.
1. Mining -1
It's tedious and dull to the point where I think it's serves no other purpose to the player than to delay, which never works as a game concept. It reminds a little of MMO gathering, which i loath deep into my core and I would never put it into a singleplayer game.
2. The Scanner / Sam -1
Missed opportunity and used in an entirely wrong way. It's about oversaturation, where you litterally scan everything. It makes it tedious once again and it gives no value to the game other than serving to annoy the player that they have to pull out the scanner in every area.
3. Dialogue -1
Infected with conceptions of our own real world problems. Let me tell you a secret, people dont play games to educate themselves about the problems in the real world.
Every time I spoke with Gil or Jill I almost threw up in my mouth. Its moralising for the sake of moralising.
There are many instances where Ryder would say something because it serves the purpose of educating the people about the political views that the writers/developers has. It continues through the game in every conversation.
The only companion i found slightly amusing was Drack, but only in a midget with a chainsaw kinda way.
4. The space cutscenes OMFG!!! -1
There is a reason they only had very little space flight cutscenes in the previous Mass Effect games. It's because sitting and waiting for you to go to a new system quickly becomes boring when you have to see it for the hundred time.
Yes you can TAB when you are inside a system, but I would honestly rather see a loading screen.
5. Combat is good but far to simple -1
Combat is very bizar in a way its very good and in other ways its very bad. Why can't we control companions anymore?
3 skills and no option to control companion skills seems to simple.
The facebook game inside the game -1
Strike teams should be thrown away, so should any multiplayer involvement in the singleplayer. Its a shit feature that serves no other purpose than to make people install apps on their phones to they can feel like they are achieving something when they send their strike teams.
Story lacks delivery and it becomes pointless -1
Fire every writer from the ME:A team because they can't write for shit. There is a reason everything seems so shallow in ME:A and it starts with bad writers. The story doesn't establish any character well. Even the the main character seems stupid most of the time a person that has to ask his retard helper SAM because even the most simple task is beyond him.
By the end of the game I hated every single character in the game. Those I could remember anyway.
It's like Bioware told themselves that ofcourse they are gonna make atleast 3 games in this new trilogy and therefore only gave 33,33% effort. Focus on what you are doing today and not what you are doing tomorrow or you risk pissing off your fans.
So my final score of ME:A becomes 3/10. Harsh I know, but too many things bug me.
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Post by myalzalean on Apr 11, 2017 19:29:39 GMT
The facebook game inside the game -1 Strike teams should be thrown away, so should any multiplayer involvement in the singleplayer. Its a shit feature that serves no other purpose than to make people install apps on their phones to they can feel like they are achieving something when they send their strike teams. Two words - Moar Lewt!!!
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Post by ShadowAngel on Apr 11, 2017 19:35:12 GMT
The strike team thing is just nitpicking and can easily be ignored. It literally has no ties to the single player unless you want extra materials and weapons.
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Post by NUM13ER on Apr 11, 2017 19:52:27 GMT
Barring the strike teams option, which is completely optional and which I had zero idea even had a companion app, I can't really disagree with most of your points. It's a game I could easily tear apart on so many levels. I enjoyed it overall but it is blatantly very flawed and I understand some of the harsher reviews.
Objectively though, I cannot take a score of 3/10 remotely seriously. Seems more like a statement of disappointment than a review.
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Post by canuckgamer on Apr 11, 2017 20:05:24 GMT
Mining has been tedious in every single ME game to date. In one way or another. Here is a tip, skip it. You have that option.
Scanner added an interesting new element, I liked when I could see the past and do the crime solving ones. It was overly relied upon and should have been treated as one of several tools.
SAM is a critical plot device. No less annoying then EDI was in ME2 or ME3. I actually like the under riding concept a lot more interesting.
Dialogue - wasn't really a critic so much as another anti-gay rant>
The Space Cut Scenes are gorgeous compared to the previous games which were the same one repeated over and over and over again. And given the patch lets you skip them now, a dead issue.
Combat is miles ahead of all 3 previous games.
Strike Teams are optional and a fun element for those that like to gather resources and build armor and weapons. For others they can raise cash through the game and buy stuff and skip this completely.
Story was excellent, it came together well, did what all good Bioware games do and make you curious about stuff that will play out in future installments, introduced diverse and intresting characters and let you make decisions.
This is a 7-8/10 game easy. But then again, none of these things are why you really hate this game.
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Post by KaiserShep on Apr 11, 2017 20:17:35 GMT
I don't mine for jack most of the time since resources are found in crates, out in open everywhere and acquired through dismantling loot.
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Post by griffith82 on Apr 11, 2017 20:43:32 GMT
You lost all credibility with me when you began your anti gay rant.
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Post by kleindropper on Apr 11, 2017 20:59:09 GMT
You lost all credibility with me when you began your anti gay rant. Which part was that? I don't see any mention of it in his rant.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2017 21:00:51 GMT
Bye, Felicia.
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Post by cotheer on Apr 11, 2017 21:13:34 GMT
You lost all credibility with me when you began your anti gay rant. Which part was that? I don't see any mention of it in his rant. Probably one about mining...... I'll see myself out.
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Post by kino on Apr 11, 2017 21:17:43 GMT
- skip mining
- don't do strike teams
- don't talk to Gil or Jill
Seems easy enough, then we'd be spared this post.
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Post by laudable11 on Apr 11, 2017 21:25:37 GMT
- skip mining - don't do strike teams - don't talk to Gil or Jill Seems easy enough, then we'd be spared this post. Can't skip the garbage writing. It's everywhere.
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