Moments that made you laugh

I thought of two more on the Citadel, and both are inside the bar Afterlife.

* First one is when you ask the bartender if he heard any news from the area ... he mentions that you should watch the Galactic news reports, and ends with the words "I don't know why humans always ask me that." ( A bit of a thinker. )

* The second one is when you ask the Presidium Groundskeeper in Afterlife about "That's what we drink?" He ends with the words ... "Everything would be so much simpler if we all hat the same DNA. But no, the Universe loves diversity." ( It is the way he says it.   )

Gerrell had an itchy trigger finger. He didn't care who's on the ship. He just wants to shoot. I get that's he's frustrated that geth are destroying quarian ships, but he needs to realize that Shepard is there to help his species. That ship wasn't going to fire back since the weapons and barriers were offline thanks to the gethvi/legion. Its too bad I couldn't shoot the clown in the foot instead of punching him

lol I love that one. And of course

After the Rachni planet in ME3.
"If I never see another spider I'll die a contented Turian. Unless they have spiders in the afterlife. Damn!"

One of my favorites was when Edi was guiding Joker through the ship to avoid the Collectors when they raided the ship. At one point she said something like 'I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees'. The camera switches to Jokers face and he's just staring ahead..until she says..'that was a joke' It was an interesting place in the mission to put that moment but it worked; I laugh every time I play through it.

"You don't take much shore leave, do you, L-T?"



I love Ashley. I do.

Shepard becoming annoyed and self-conscious after the clone says "I should go".

"S/he said, "I should go". Do I sound like that?"

"How come nobody told me this before? I'm open to feedback here"
"I'm more confident that s/he is. More in control. With me, it's more like, "That's all for now""

"Maybe it's "I should GO". "I SHOULD go". "I should go""
"Or sometimes, "I'll talk to you later". Because you know what? I never do. Leave them wanting more."

No, it's legit.  Lexi's papers also end up there.

I've never seen that!  Don't think I ever brought Vega with me to retake the Normandy. Always went for nostalgia with ME1 squadmates, except once with EDI.  I've got a finished ME1 PT  (John, the Soldier), a ME1 PT I'm in the middle of (Ioan the Vanguard), and a barely started ME2 PT (Ian the Adept) still needing to eventually make it to ME3.  In one of those runs I'll bring Vega with me.  I've always been so consumed with checking on my space hamster to pay much attention to my squadmates, except in discussion about elevator rides.

When geth get stuck in awkward positions after defeating them lol ..

All of Citadel DLC is pure gold. Especially, Garrus and Zaeed booby trapping Shepard's apartment and if you romance Garrus you get this dialog the morning after:

Garrus: Morning, Shepard. So on the off chance you accidentally trigger an alarm you didn't know you had and you hear a timer start counting down... Then remember the code "I HEART GARRUS". Punch it into the keypad, preferably before the timer goes off. If you don't, well... blame Zaeed, and run like hell."