Moments that made you laugh

That one with Verner is absolutely golden.  It actually loses some of it's punch though when Verner reveals that he doesn't even have a wife in ME3.  I think it would have been better if he had of confessed that his wife was actually throwing him out of the house when she bought his ticket off world.

Hmmm

Traynor mentioning her toothbrush cost 6000 credits
Leng throwing the asari across the screen
Harbinger killing both squadmates on the beam run
seeing the memorial wall completely filled with names
when the thing says the green is the final evolution of all life
the what-the-crap evac scene
Javik talking smack to the asari on Thessia
hearing the Cerberus guys yelling TAKING CASUALTIES
when Shepard told the asari to quick her whining otherwise she would be thrown back in the volcano
Thane playing chicken with Leng
listening over the comms for everyone to regroup, retreat after Harbinger flies away
when Shepard told Anderson and Udina when there was an opportunity to get rid of the council, she took it.
Tali falling off the cliff
seeing the terminatr reaper at the end of ME2
hearing Jacob say, "gravity is one mean mother"

I might add more later

Oh wait, I thought of another one. The speech about Isaac newton by the gunny when you just landed on the citadel in ME2.

I LOVE that speech!



Here's one from the other day that I'd forgotten about, during Thane's loyalty mission:

Bailey: [listing Mouse's crimes] ...selling illegal VI personalities. Actually, he was selling one of you.

Shepard: Me?

Bailey: Yeah. When you erased a file, it would say, "I delete data like you on the way to real errors."

Garrus: [to Shepard] That's pretty...extreme, commander.

Shepard: Laugh it up, Garrus.

Bailey: Buggy, though. It crashed every half hour and the error message was about how the galaxy was at stake and you should fix the problem yourself.

Yeah that speech is great alright.

Also how could I have forgotten the Shepard VI talk, especially the crash sentence is funny. 

Hah! I didn't have space hamster last time, and am so looking forward to it next time I play ME3.

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I love when Javik learns that the salarians have space flight. He looks so confused and lost, and says something like, "But, they ate flies..."

It's not even that funny, but I actually laughed the first time I heard the version of the Citadel party scene where Vega asks Liara if she ever used biotics to throw her childhood pets around. She's horrified and says no, while Jacob, Jack and Kaidan all say some variation of "Oh yeah, all the time". It doesn't even make sense for Jack to have had childhood pets, but I don't care. It was too ridiculous not to laugh at.

Thank you for clearing that up.

Even before playing ME3 (which you should get...), I assumed Conrad had a crush on Shepard.  I figured that, like Kaidan, he was Shepardsexual and so was interested in Shepard regardless of gender.

LoL Shepardsexual. 

But the thought of having any kind of relationship with some one like him? I would end the relationship ( Or him.  ) in about a week or sooner I guess. 

"Analysis: Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles." "Analysis: It is advisable to keep vehicle out for f molten lava."