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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 13:56:32 GMT Pyrceval78 likes this

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Apr 12, 2017 1:57:36 GMT Otter said:

Can I use atoms to make wine?

It's well known that banana and pear atoms combine to make awful sludge, as for the atoms, I am not positive but it might be negative.

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 13:59:51 GMT

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Apr 11, 2017 23:50:49 GMT Zerfidius said:

How does Gibbs free energy relate to nuclear physics?

i don't think it can relate. nuclear physics deals almost entirely in a unidirectional, exothermic reaction either within a bomb or a reactor. it's impossible to reverse that process, or even reverse the "work" into more usable fuel.

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Apr 12, 2017 2:53:57 GMT Malaclypse said:

Q:

If I were to clone Richard Feynman, exactly how much 99%-pure MDMA (and at what rate?) would I have to force-feed said clone in order to guarantee his victory in 'men's singles' at the next Wimbledon?

Mixed doubles* ?

*(If partnered with a clone of Marietta Blau)

...I'm asking for a friend.

Just a pinch, though any tennis clone would become part of the 'borg'

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 14:01:06 GMT

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Apr 12, 2017 6:02:58 GMT ickk said:

Why do ring Donuts have holes?

Asking for a friend....

Because of Timbits.

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Apr 13, 2017 7:33:07 GMT Urizen said:

are u my mom?

No i am not, now clean your damn room and stop hanging out with that goth looking girl.

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Apr 13, 2017 8:34:25 GMT OneWomanArmy said:

Are you my cousins fathers dads sons cousins sisters sons mothers granddaughters mothers twin sisters sons dad?

I didn't know you lived in Arkansas? I thought you were from Denmark or some place like that?

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 14:04:04 GMT

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Post by Beerfish on Apr 13, 2017 14:04:04 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 11:37:07 GMT kalil said:

Could you explain Noether's theorem when used as proof for the principle of energy conservation please. Using only small words.

Noether was a lazy bastard by nature. His theorem was never get up to get a beer if you can get someone else to get up for you.

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 14:04:50 GMT parthianshot and Pyrceval78 like this

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Apr 13, 2017 11:48:19 GMT Pyrceval78 said:

If one wanted to blow up the world, what would be the proper formula for that?

I need to know for a...friend, yes thats it.

I can put you in touch with a guy named Anders.

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Apr 13, 2017 12:29:48 GMT pantherdane said:

define the universe and give 2 examples.

42

4 and 2

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 14:06:37 GMT snakebite and Pyrceval78 like this

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Apr 13, 2017 13:05:29 GMT zorinho20 said:

How can you cook uranium in a pot?

Take one pot, add lemon betty crocker mix.....voila! Yellow cake!

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Apr 13, 2017 13:59:51 GMT Schreiner said:

Apr 11, 2017 23:50:49 GMT Zerfidius said:

How does Gibbs free energy relate to nuclear physics?

i don't think it can relate. nuclear physics deals almost entirely in a unidirectional, exothermic reaction either within a bomb or a reactor. it's impossible to reverse that process, or even reverse the "work" into more usable fuel.

Yeah but.....

Check mate!

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 14:09:58 GMT Zamweer, OneWomanArmy, and 3 more like this

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Apr 13, 2017 14:04:30 GMT Fredward said:

Why does it burn when I dip my balls in coffee?

That is not how you teabag son.

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 14:14:32 GMT

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Post by Schreiner on Apr 13, 2017 14:14:32 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 14:08:34 GMT Beerfish said:

Apr 13, 2017 13:59:51 GMT Schreiner said:

i don't think it can relate. nuclear physics deals almost entirely in a unidirectional, exothermic reaction either within a bomb or a reactor. it's impossible to reverse that process, or even reverse the "work" into more usable fuel.

Yeah but.....

Check mate!

noted.

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 14:15:07 GMT Nightman and Pyrceval78 like this

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Post by Otter on Apr 13, 2017 14:15:07 GMT

Can I get a whoop whoop?

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Apr 13, 2017 14:15:07 GMT Otter said:

Can I get a whoop whoop?

Yes, but you must follow it up with some nyuk nyuks.

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Apr 13, 2017 14:04:04 GMT Beerfish said:

Apr 13, 2017 11:37:07 GMT kalil said:

Could you explain Noether's theorem when used as proof for the principle of energy conservation please. Using only small words.

Noether was a lazy bastard by nature. His theorem was never get up to get a beer if you can get someone else to get up for you.

_Her_ theorem you ignorant sexist bum!

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Apr 13, 2017 14:28:54 GMT kalil said:

Apr 13, 2017 14:04:04 GMT Beerfish said:

Noether was a lazy bastard by nature. His theorem was never get up to get a beer if you can get someone else to get up for you.

_Her_ theorem you ignorant sexist bum!

That is noether here noether.

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Apr 13, 2017 14:48:23 GMT bacon4breakfast said:

How likely is the city of Edmonton, Canada to survive thermonuclear war?

The city would survive but it would be a poor zombie apocalypses because of the lack of brainss round these parts.

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Post by Fredward on Apr 13, 2017 15:37:02 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 14:09:58 GMT Beerfish said:

Apr 13, 2017 14:04:30 GMT Fredward said:

Why does it burn when I dip my balls in coffee?

That is not how you teabag son.

Oh, right. Silly of me.

EDIT:

Why does it burn when I dip my balls in tea?

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Post by Beerfish on Apr 13, 2017 15:50:48 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 15:37:02 GMT Fredward said:

Apr 13, 2017 14:09:58 GMT Beerfish said:

That is not how you teabag son.

Oh, right. Silly of me.

EDIT:

Why does it burn when I dip my balls in tea?

You simply need a ball retriever to get them out before they burn.

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Apr 13, 2017 14:02:57 GMT Beerfish said:

Apr 13, 2017 8:34:25 GMT OneWomanArmy said:

Are you my cousins fathers dads sons cousins sisters sons mothers granddaughters mothers twin sisters sons dad?

I didn't know you lived in Arkansas? I thought you were from Denmark or some place like that?

I live in Fantasy Land with all the crazies and the psycho's.

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Any tips on installing an onboard thermonuclear generator in my car to cut down on gas costs?

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 17:13:43 GMT xrayspex73, Otter, and 1 more like this

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Apr 13, 2017 17:06:15 GMT Otter said:

Any tips on installing an onboard thermonuclear generator in my car to cut down on gas costs?

I first read this as cat instead of car, but the answer is the same, shove it in from behind and watch it purr.

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