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Post by osito on Apr 12, 2017 2:05:09 GMT

Apr 12, 2017 1:57:36 GMT Otter said:

Can I use atoms to make wine?

Yes. This is an easy one that doesn't require the extra skills of our, now resident, thermonuclear-dynamicist: all you need is some hydrogen atoms (well, quite a lot) and a sufficient source of energy. You can now make whatever you want, including wine (or beer, or spirits, or ...). Who would have believed it is that easy.

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Post by Otter on Apr 12, 2017 2:14:53 GMT

Apr 12, 2017 2:05:09 GMT osito said:

Apr 12, 2017 1:57:36 GMT Otter said:

Can I use atoms to make wine?

Yes. This is an easy one that doesn't require the extra skills of our, now resident, thermonuclear-dynamicist: all you need is some hydrogen atoms (well, quite a lot) and a sufficient source of energy. You can now make whatever you want, including wine (or beer, or spirits, or ...). Who would have believed it is that easy.

Instructions were unclear. I turned green and giant when I got angry at you for giving me these unclear instructions. Please help.

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 12, 2017 2:18:27 GMT

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Post by osito on Apr 12, 2017 2:18:27 GMT

Apr 12, 2017 2:14:53 GMT Otter said:

Apr 12, 2017 2:05:09 GMT osito said:

Yes. This is an easy one that doesn't require the extra skills of our, now resident, thermonuclear-dynamicist: all you need is some hydrogen atoms (well, quite a lot) and a sufficient source of energy. You can now make whatever you want, including wine (or beer, or spirits, or ...). Who would have believed it is that easy.

Instructions were unclear. I turned green and giant when I got angry at you for giving me these unclear instructions. Please help.

If you did not understand my clear instruction for how to make anything from hydrogen, then I doubt you are eligible to remain in this community. I will be sending a pm to Sofabear (or whatever he is called) about this immediately.

Edit: you probably exposed yourself to the energy needed to make the wine while you were trying to make it. Sorry. Sue me.

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Post by Malaclypse on Apr 12, 2017 2:53:57 GMT

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If I were to clone Richard Feynman, exactly how much 99%-pure MDMA (and at what rate?) would I have to force-feed said clone in order to guarantee his victory in 'men's singles' at the next Wimbledon?

Mixed doubles* ?

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Apr 11, 2017 19:48:55 GMT Beerfish said:

Apr 11, 2017 19:15:22 GMT megabeast37215 said:

Can you build a particle accelerator using stuff in my garage?

Yes, one push broom will accelerate particles.

Haha, nice one!

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Post by Nightman on Apr 13, 2017 6:15:27 GMT

Achieving thermonuclear burning plasma conditions in tokamak devices requires an improved control of the interface conditions between the plasma and first material wall. What are the idealized boundary conditions for magneto-hydro-dynamic (MHD) equilibrium and for transport fluxes at the last closed magnetic surface ?

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Post by Urizen on Apr 13, 2017 7:33:07 GMT

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Post by Pyrceval78 on Apr 13, 2017 11:48:19 GMT

If one wanted to blow up the world, what would be the proper formula for that?

I need to know for a...friend, yes thats it.

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Ask Beerfish anything about Thermonuclear Dynamics... Apr 13, 2017 11:51:57 GMT via mobile Zamweer, OneWomanArmy, and 2 more like this

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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Apr 13, 2017 11:51:57 GMT

Apr 11, 2017 19:51:54 GMT Beerfish said:

Apr 11, 2017 19:14:41 GMT AW_FC_1986 said:

Will be the next nuclear winter be cold?

Depends, where are all the nucwear wessels, the wessels, at alameda?

You know what.... DOUBLE DUMBASS ON YOU!

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Post by pantherdane on Apr 13, 2017 12:29:48 GMT

define the universe and give 2 examples.

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Post by pantherdane on Apr 13, 2017 12:30:44 GMT

Apr 11, 2017 19:21:49 GMT OneWomanArmy said:

Did I fall down from heaven? :lol:

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Post by Qui-Gon GlenN7 on Apr 13, 2017 12:47:38 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 11:59:20 GMT Pyrceval78 said:

My favorite comedy. That is brilliant writing.

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Apr 13, 2017 12:47:38 GMT Qui-Gon GlenN7 said:

Apr 13, 2017 11:59:20 GMT Pyrceval78 said:

My favorite comedy. That is brilliant writing.

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"Oh, a keyboard. How quaint."

Yep, also the scenes out in the road with Chekhov and Uhura weren't scripted. They actually did just walk up to random people in San Fran and ask them about the nuclear wessels. Think about it, its the 80s, a guy with a Russian accent and a black woman walking up to people asking about nuclear...anything? How did they not get arrested?

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Post by zorinho20 on Apr 13, 2017 13:05:29 GMT

How can you cook uranium in a pot?

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Post by parthianshot on Apr 13, 2017 13:10:39 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 13:05:42 GMT jasonbourne0305 said:

Apr 12, 2017 2:14:53 GMT Otter said:

Instructions were unclear. I turned green and giant when I got angry at you for giving me these unclear instructions. Please help.

Ho ho ho green... Oh wait, wrong giant.

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Post by Beerfish on Apr 13, 2017 13:50:21 GMT

Apr 13, 2017 5:12:15 GMT nthjester said:

Apr 11, 2017 19:10:19 GMT Beerfish said:

Ask away!

If your face and my dick were quantum entangled...actually nevermind.

If we are talking your dick we are talking nano technology, not my field of study.

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Post by Beerfish on Apr 13, 2017 13:51:07 GMT

Apr 11, 2017 23:48:14 GMT killabkilledb said:

I found some uranium in the woods. How do I enrich it?

Tell it to buy low and sell high in the stock market.

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Apr 11, 2017 23:50:49 GMT Zerfidius said:

How does Gibbs free energy relate to nuclear physics?

The BeeGees were very underrated in the field of nuclear physics. They invented the disco ball after all.

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Apr 12, 2017 0:12:26 GMT osito said:

Hey, Beerfish, I just want to let you know how thrilled I am that you've offerred to do this Q&A on thermonuclear-dynamics. Obviously this is just a mass effect forum, so our expertise lies mainly on the subject of mass effect, and thermonuclear-dynamics is a subject that most of us only have a only a fairly hazy understanding of, so it's good that there's somebody around to help educate us on the topic.

My question is this: is a thermonuclear-dynamics more powerful than a nuclear-dynamics?

Well duh of course it is because the word is longer and it is 'thermo'....say that slowly....therrrrmmoooooo

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