If Shepard and his squadmates went to Andromeda Instead of Ryder

Er, really? I doubt they would've overreacted like trigger-happy wackadoodles threatened by a young girl and space Michelle Bachmann. Well, headcase Jack would overreact, but the rest were way cooler-headed and less creepy than this--Garrus, especially. And any MaleShep worth his macho musclehead salt would be completely fine with an asari sitting on his dick. Unless he was gay... Not That There's Anything Wrong With That™.

Honestly, sorry to be a wet blanket, guys, but I don't think this makes the old crew look anywhere near as bad-ass as some of you think it does. It's pretty much the opposite. Even crazypants extreme Renegade Shep wasn't this foolishly psychotic. Just sayin', yo.

Addison's face is hysterically accurate, though.

I romanced Peebee and I still find that funny. Cause her trailer/weird smile face was legit fugly.

My Renegade Shep didn't do stuff like that solely because the game didn't let you. She'd have been more airlock-happy than Javik

Actually, if Shepard was leading the assault on the Kett, the mission would have failed for one reason: no SAM. Without it, the flagship mission would have ended once caught in the bio constraints. 

EDI and Legion would rip the Archon apart because not affect by the bio-constraints 

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Oh my bad... there wont be a flagship mission because Normandy's main guns would have decimated the Archon's ship when he first scan them 

Also the only reason the archon is ever a threat is because he disconnects SAM, Shepard has no such flaw.

She'd bitchslap him in half like she did kai leng's sword : P

Don't get your knickers in a twist just banter innit. 

 The Normandy survived the Collectors and the Reapers and has an EDI. Those Katt ships are less advance than alliance ships and the Normandy is probably the most advanced ship in the alliance.

After blasting the Archon to hell, I doubt those puny relics ships the Katt has can catch up to the Normandy     

Wait, so Shepard would have become even dumber and Garrus would have been character assassinated? Now I'm even more relieved that Shepard and the crew stayed where they were.

While the comics are extreme, I think they also make a good point. Shep's crew would not have let Peebe get that close, and even if she did get close enough to tackle Shep, most of the Normandy crew would already be moving to remove or secure her, especially since they know they're in hostile territory. Not only that, but 'My face is tired' woman wouldn't have spoken to Shep the way she did to Ryder, and if she did, Shep would not have taken it lying down. But that goes with a lot of dialog instances within the game, at no point can you be even somewhat mean or a dick or jump down someone's throat the way they can to Ryder. The Nexus 'leaders' would fall in line under Shep especially since Shep would be their only Pathfinder, and as such, their only hope cuz without the Pathfinder, they're going to die, and so will everyone in cryo, eventually.

I know, ridiculous isn't it?
She tackles Ryder to the ground, the other two point their guns and....and PB just says ' relax won't you' and the two daft b*****ds drop there guns. 
Shezzz!! Sheps crew would have had PB strung up like a chicken with her head in a vice before she could have said ' the remnant made me do it'

If it was Shepard and his crew Addison and Tann would have been put in their place. They wouldn't have gotten away with half the disrespect they got away with with Ryder. One of the things I liked about ME1. Shepard we're in range to contact the council, do you want me to patch them through. Hell no, this is my mission.