Worst Parking Job?

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Worst Parking Job? Apr 15, 2017 9:18:00 GMT Element Zero, Hawke, and 7 more like this

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Post by gplayer on Apr 15, 2017 9:18:00 GMT

You know when you are a in hurry or want to drive the Nomad as close as possible to the objective so you don't have to walk much? Sometimes I take it a bit too far and getting back to the Nomad becomes an exercise in creative use of jump jets and getting into just the right position or angle. Other times its just plain impossible. Some of my 'worst' Nomad parking Jobs:

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Worst Parking Job? Apr 15, 2017 10:59:55 GMT Lavochkin, Obsidian Gryphon, and 5 more like this

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Post by Pyrceval78 on Apr 15, 2017 10:59:55 GMT

Worst? Pssht, thats a work of art.

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Worst Parking Job? Apr 16, 2017 19:15:04 GMT Element Zero, I'm Not Dead Just Yet, and 1 more like this

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Post by R'Shara on Apr 16, 2017 19:15:04 GMT

I submit this as my worst (or best) parking job....

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Worst Parking Job? Apr 16, 2017 19:39:15 GMT DalishRanger and Pyrceval78 like this

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Post by girlface on Apr 16, 2017 19:39:15 GMT

Once I parked and the Nomad leisurely dropped through the ground and into the void, doomed to fall forever.

Does that count as the worst parking job?

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Worst Parking Job? Apr 16, 2017 20:45:33 GMT DalishRanger, MegaIllusiveMan, and 4 more like this

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Post by FluffyCannibal on Apr 16, 2017 20:45:33 GMT

I have epic parking skills

I don't think Kallo was very happy...

...or Gil for that matter...

And Tartarus has seen far worse than a Nomad parked in it...

I was going to try and park it on Reyes' lap, but when I (finally) got it upstairs it wouldn't fit through the door.

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Worst Parking Job? Apr 16, 2017 23:55:22 GMT FluffyCannibal, Pyrceval78, and 1 more like this

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Post by alessandra on Apr 16, 2017 23:55:22 GMT

Check out the location, that's what makes this one kind of cool.

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gplayer N3 I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior -- then you get them and they squeal like school girls Posts: 259 Likes: 318 gplayer inherit Male 7645 0 Apr 20, 2021 15:40:19 GMT 318 gplayer I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior -- then you get them and they squeal like school girls 259 N3 Apr 14, 2017 23:27:51 GMT April 2017 gplayer	Worst Parking Job? Apr 18, 2017 12:49:46 GMT kino likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gplayer on Apr 18, 2017 12:49:46 GMT Still trying to see how far into a Remnant ship I can drive! I thought I was done for at the faulty bridge, but kept going! Going to see if I can get through the whole derelict with the Nomad!
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Worst Parking Job? Apr 18, 2017 12:55:05 GMT DalishRanger and Pyrceval78 like this

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Post by Serza on Apr 18, 2017 12:55:05 GMT

Reminds me of that one time when my Nomad was a really expensive floor decoration for the Kadara outpost...

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past tides of light, and through shoals of dust,
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gplayer N3 I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior -- then you get them and they squeal like school girls Posts: 259 Likes: 318 gplayer inherit Male 7645 0 Apr 20, 2021 15:40:19 GMT 318 gplayer I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior -- then you get them and they squeal like school girls 259 N3 Apr 14, 2017 23:27:51 GMT April 2017 gplayer	Worst Parking Job? Apr 18, 2017 13:23:47 GMT DalishRanger likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gplayer on Apr 18, 2017 13:23:47 GMT Ok that dream ended quickly. Could not get it through this door.

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Worst Parking Job? Apr 18, 2017 13:31:44 GMT DalishRanger likes this

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Post by gplayer on Apr 18, 2017 13:31:44 GMT

We should create a new thread and call this the 'California Challenge' or something similar, and we post screenies of nomads in places they are not supposed to be.

SPOILER: Click to show

Parked right next to the Remnant Drive Core!

gplayer N3 I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior -- then you get them and they squeal like school girls Posts: 259 Likes: 318 gplayer inherit Male 7645 0 Apr 20, 2021 15:40:19 GMT 318 gplayer I love nailing asari. So ageless and superior -- then you get them and they squeal like school girls 259 N3 Apr 14, 2017 23:27:51 GMT April 2017 gplayer	Worst Parking Job? Apr 18, 2017 15:28:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gplayer on Apr 18, 2017 15:28:54 GMT Ended up stuck like this at the Krogan Colony. Has anyone managed to get their Nomad inside? I haven't given up yet but would love to see a screenshot of Morda under the tires!

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Worst Parking Job? Apr 20, 2017 18:01:09 GMT

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Post by malgus on Apr 20, 2017 18:01:09 GMT

Apr 15, 2017 9:18:00 GMT gplayer said:

You know when you are a in hurry or want to drive the Nomad as close as possible to the objective so you don't have to walk much? Sometimes I take it a bit too far and getting back to the Nomad becomes an exercise in creative use of jump jets and getting into just the right position or angle. Other times its just plain impossible. Some of my 'worst' Nomad parking Jobs:

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