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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 28, 2016 17:24:25 GMT
What happens when you put a clock on your desk?... It becomes a timetable.
I started walking the Las Vegas strip but then I bust instead.
How much does a TV weigh?... A few telegrams.
How does Poland deal with criminals in winter?... The pol-ice causes them to slip up.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2016 19:53:22 GMT
I was looking for a book about electricity. Shockingly I found it under 'current affairs.'
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 28, 2016 20:03:13 GMT
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 28, 2016 20:04:32 GMT
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!
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Post by Teabaggin Krogan on Sept 29, 2016 8:42:39 GMT
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 29, 2016 11:40:54 GMT
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 29, 2016 13:45:09 GMT
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 29, 2016 18:08:22 GMT
What should you check if you sleep with men and women?... The Bylaws.
A couple of policemen standing together? That's two PC for my taste.
I threw my xbox in the river to see if floats. I can tell everyone now that it... syncs.
What type of sandwiches did Bob Marley enjoy?... The ones with Jamming.
Did you hear about the shoes made of Cannabis?... They're High Heels. (this is part of the High Fashion range)
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Post by Dobby on Oct 3, 2016 4:51:11 GMT
Southern California is on an earthquake advisory alert. It's all Obama's fault.
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Post by mousestalker on Oct 3, 2016 15:10:31 GMT
The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 19:33:55 GMT
Did you know that diarrhoea is hereditary? Apparently it runs in your jeans...
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Post by dzejkob on Oct 4, 2016 5:52:24 GMT
Well i was late for my train this morning, seems like my day has been derailed.
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Post by Darth Dennis on Oct 4, 2016 9:59:59 GMT
Well i was late for my train this morning, seems like my day has been derailed. Maybe you would catch it if you get faster. Time to get training... |
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Post by dzejkob on Oct 4, 2016 10:37:29 GMT
Well i was late for my train this morning, seems like my day has been derailed. Maybe you would catch it if you get faster. Time to get training... I would but it would take me off track even further. |
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Post by DomeWing333 on Oct 5, 2016 2:12:19 GMT
Yeah, I mean I'm all for getting in shape, but doing so to catch trains just seems like a loco motive.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Oct 5, 2016 17:16:46 GMT
I was reluctant to kiss the florist because her tulips have been everywhere.
Trying to cover my baldness is a high price toupee.
What was the criminal's defence when he was caught trying to steal some windows?... "I was framed!!!"
A businessman threw his clothes onto the railway because he wanted... a tracksuit.
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Post by flyingsquirrel on Oct 5, 2016 17:20:07 GMT
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field.
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