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I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn't have a gift for it.
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Post by mousestalker on Sept 22, 2016 13:13:40 GMT
After fishing yesterday, I woke up with a giant haddock. I tried to take a pill, but I couldn't advil the strength to open the bottle. The sturgeon couldn't see me, so I hopped in my car and went motrin to the pharmacy for something to aleve my pain. When I got their the guy said my money was no good. I was so mad I decided to skip litigating my lame-o bank and sudafed.
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Post by Zamweer on Sept 22, 2016 13:40:12 GMT
I can't contribute to this thread, I'm jest too unpunny.
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 22, 2016 13:54:19 GMT
Zamweer i got some foot for thought:
time to step up on the pun ladder!
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Post by Zamweer on Sept 22, 2016 14:14:05 GMT
Zamweer i got some foot for thought: time to step up on the pun ladder! Well you know me, always reaching for the stairs. |
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 22, 2016 14:16:10 GMT
Zamweer i got some foot for thought: time to step up on the pun ladder! Well you know me, always reaching for the stairs. now that is a shining example! |
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Post by Zamweer on Sept 22, 2016 14:36:02 GMT
Well you know me, always reaching for the stairs. now that is a shining example! I know and I'm over the moon for it! I'd make more puns, but it's time for dinner and I have to planet in advance. |
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 22, 2016 14:41:05 GMT
now that is a shining example! I know and I'm over the moon for it! I'd make more puns, but it's time for dinner and I have to planet in advance. Your puns are out of this world, maybe these are no rocket science but they are a blast! Well enjoy your dinner, i hope its tearific! |
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 22, 2016 18:41:50 GMT
Some of these big cat puns above all have... common lynx.
What do you call it when you photocopy a tabby picture?... A cat scan. (What can I say about making a cat pun? Siamese-ly pleased  )
How do you make dog food?... I'm not sure but it's probably best when you throw in some collie flour.
Standing in the middle of a labyrinth can leave you feeling amazed.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2016 17:08:38 GMT
I put a lot of trust in my calculator. It's one thing I can always count on.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 23, 2016 18:39:59 GMT
Americans voted for Bush in 2000 because they had... agorephobia.
People with double-barrelled names tend to be... dashing individuals.
Neanderthals were known to be more social at night... they were massive clubbers.
I was going to make some puns about birds but... owlet you off for now.
How did Luke Skywalker look out for danger?... He used his Jedis.
In Game Of Thrones, what type of sausages do the Nightwatch eat?... Walls
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Post by Lady Artifice on Sept 27, 2016 3:17:28 GMT
Someone might have posted this already, but I think it's the first time I've really noticed it.
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Post by Lady Artifice on Sept 27, 2016 3:18:52 GMT
Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2016 11:25:24 GMT
The zipper on my jeans broke, but luckily I was able to fix it on the fly.
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Post by MrGDL87 on Sept 27, 2016 19:14:54 GMT
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Post by dzejkob on Sept 27, 2016 19:18:05 GMT
But if you nail them everyone will have a good laugh!
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 27, 2016 19:37:00 GMT
We have a fitness center with a turnstile going into the locker rooms with which you need a card swipe to get though. There is a slight delay between the card swiping and the click to unlock the turnstile......I can relate to the meme above.... |
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Post by Beerfish on Sept 27, 2016 21:04:41 GMT
Kenny Rogers was rock climbing with his old cowboy boots on, suddenly he stumbled and fell off the cliff, as he was falling he was heard to sing "You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel!"
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Post by Darth Dennis on Sept 27, 2016 21:24:59 GMT
What are Stormtroopers' favourite sweets?
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Post by Draining Dragon on Sept 28, 2016 3:54:40 GMT
I dig. You dig. We dig. He digs. She digs. They dig. It's not the most beautiful poem, but it's quite deep. |
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